2012-02-25

when will he realise that purchasing power has nothing to do with cosmetics...

#oodal



2012-02-25

fine, ink pens may be best with regard to writing... but they are worst with regard to washing...

#oodal


2012-02-25

i don't understand Tupperware... i am not concerned on what its made of... i am just concerned about what is packed inside it...

#oodal


2012-02-25

if he is soo clever why don't he just understand the benefits of Tupperware...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he feels that 26 year old Dr. Vaishali Shah is more experienced in curing fever, than the 48 year old Dr. Ramesh Powar...

#oodal


2012-02-25

why does he want to convince me that Sonia Shenoy is a great market analyst???

frankly, he never made a penny in share...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he doesn't ask me of what i have in my handbag...
and i don't ask him of what he has in his office bag...
#oodal


2012-02-25

why is his SMS inbox and outbox always empty???

#oodal


2012-02-25

why does he keep his SMS alerts in silent mode???

#oodal


2012-02-25

why does he never gets time to change his marriage status, in FB, as 'married'...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he believes that football popularity would be doubled, if society scraps marriage system...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he is always keen to invite my friends for dinner... atleast until they are married...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he thinks he knows everything... i know that...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he believes that i can read his mind... and in a way, its true...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he watches the movie 'Fashion' just because the screen play is great and not for anything else...

#oodal


2012-02-25

if he encourages me to visit my friends, he has some match on tv...

#oodal


2012-02-25

he would have no football/cricket match in tv when one of my friends visit home...

#oodal


2012-02-25

if he loves you today, it means he has some office party and would be late...

#oodal


2012-02-25

gold coin is investment, before marriage...

jewellery is investment, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

wifey baptises your girlfriends as your cousin sister or aunty, based on their age...

#oodal


2012-02-25

you take your girl out on a rainy day, before marriage...

but just an umbrella, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

you could be anyone on weekdays, but just a driver on sundays...

#oodal


2012-02-25

joint account actually doesn't exist in reality... its either her's or none...

#oodal


2012-02-25

you spend to see her smile, before marriage...

you spend not to see her cry, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

shiela, munni, chameli were not just movie characters before marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

Upma - a breakfast before marriage and a punishment after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

bird watching leads to breakup, before marriage...

and leads to a bash up, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

a cry follows a kiss, before marriage...

a kiss follows a cry after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

a little fight between couples either leads to divorce or a delivery...

#oodal


2012-02-24

KFA - Excuse me please

https://nvkarthik.com/kfa-excuse-me-please/ 


2012-02-23

I smsed a friend, "what should I do to own royal enfield Thunderbird twinspark 350cc???"

He replied, "gain weight..."


2012-02-23

When doctor said that oil makes me round, I didn't believed...

Then I noticed Puri & chola puri... man he was right...


2012-02-23

went to xerox room to get a document spiral binded...

being curious, i requested the xerox boy to teach me making spiral binds...

he refused... fears that i may take over his job...

fine... don't teach... i will tell engineering and management institutes to add 'spiral binding course' in the syllabus...

lets see who win the global recession : engineers+managers or xerox boys...


2012-02-22

i keep attracting insects... maybe i should wash my hands within 15 mins of finishing my dinner...


2012-02-22

have you ever wondered how a round fan fills air in square room???

check your geometry...

(PS: is it geometry or aerodynamics?!!!)


2012-02-22

mission accomplished...

walked to the next room...

on the way, switched off tv too....


2012-02-22

wooow...

i feel the power...

full power, just enough to walk to the next room...


2012-02-22

there is no news as bad news...

#TomorrowNeverDies

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2012-02-22

kids..
10 seconds of fun...
30 years of misery...
#TrueLies

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2012-02-22

fully loaded Rajinikaanths...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

could actually prove that E=mC2...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

knows more than your wifey... and as a matter of fact, wifey practically knows everything...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

should have annual appraisal...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

have a well defined SOP for every function of mine...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

i love many... i just don't like being struck with just one set...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

they know that every penny of dowry paid is worth...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

the worst gets the best...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

the worst produces the best...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

a unit which you could never spin-off...

#inlaws


2012-02-18

can you reduce further 2 rupees???

#excuseme