2011-06-10

you can introduce your friend to someone as 'My best friend'...

but,

you can not introduce your wife to anyone as 'My best wife'...

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2011-06-10

$14.3 trillion...

Rides on US pillion...

By August 2...

Obama, what will you do?


2011-06-10

last week day Soorya sleeps as an illiterate...

playschool for him from coming monday...


2011-06-10

rana not accused of 26/11... #US justice


2011-06-10

why world moved to answering machine? #fasttrack


2011-06-10

why world moved to autopilot? #fasttrack


2011-06-10

obama to pay $9 million as traffic congestion charges to london??? (parthiban @ FB)

if india has such implementation, we could generate a lot of forex...


2011-06-09

started using a wooden comb...

looking out for an anti-dandruff plus anti-termite shampoo...


2011-06-09

is US going to raise the debt ceiling or default?


2011-05-19

current song going is

'Elumalai Elumalai...

Petha Thaaya Madhikkala...

Ammaavin Mugam Paarthu...

Avan Thaan Thirundhala...'


2011-05-19

current song going is

'Elumalai Elumalai...

Petha Thaaya Madhikkala...

Ammaavin Mugam Paarthu...

Avan Thaan Thirundhala...'


2011-05-19

tamilnadu motels are the place where you heard unheard and futurely unhearable songs...


2011-05-19

at a motel near vikravandi; on trichy-chennai highway... #hotel Aristo


2011-05-18

on the way from madurai to chennai on volvo bus...


2011-05-18

playing 'ringa ringa roses' with 7 kids... believe me, i am a champion in this game...


2011-05-18

watching tom & jerry makes people think that u r still kid and innocent...


2011-05-18

billions of blue blistering barnacles...


2011-05-18

need inspiration to invent new foul words...

folks, please contribute... biggest contributor would be awarded with a suitable title...


2011-05-18

madurai has not developed a bit... they use the same foul words since last 15 years...

why can't they invent new words...


2011-05-12

DAMN!!!

Shocked to find that 'Axe Effect' is a myth... Doesn't work even on wifey...

there goes INR 150 down the drain...


2011-05-11

Neanderthals may not have met modern humans... #study

I hope atleast we would...


2011-05-10

baby shampoo (Johnson & Johnson) may not be irritating to eyes, but it does taste AWFUL...


2011-05-09

it seems that some of my friends have employed people to 'Like' their posts...

btw, i'm ready to negotiate...


2011-05-09

India Inc mopped up INR 67,608 crore through 91 IPOs...

#A Raasa: Ungalai ellaam nenaicha paavama irukku...


2011-05-08

in-laws must be covered under RTI...


2011-05-08

sarath kumar arrested along with kanimozhi...

#news

ada! idhu vera sarath kumar pa... 'amma' kitte aykiyamaana namma body builder ille...


2011-05-08

life is like oil massage on head...

leave it loose...

else you will end with break on neck...


2011-05-08

atleast barber shops should have mobile phone jamers...


2011-05-08

don't show your fingers to mutton shop owners...

speak it out...

i meant 300 grams...

he dumped me 3 kilograms...

spent a descent time explaining him the quantity i meant...


2011-05-07

Ram Jethmalani appears for Kanimozhi, but not for A Raasa...

#stop gender discrimination...


2011-05-05

Flash news: All the wives of Osama has updated their FaceBook status as SINGLE.

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Guys! Anyone interested?


2011-05-04

those who wish to spy, end spamming their and their friend's walls...


2011-05-04

wow...

nice to see that 'who is seeing ur profile' spam spreading fast...

just click and spam your friends... no cost... not even taxes...


2011-05-04

i am not genetically programmed to consume idlies...

someone please explain this to sasi...


2011-05-04

blogged a poem translated from Tamil...

"Its indeed a tourist land"

http://nvkarthik.blogspot.com 


2011-05-04

1. bachelors envy married men @ night...

2. married men envy bachelors @ day...

3. women envy women @ any given time...


2011-05-04

no one is safe in pak, not even Usama Bin Laden...

but, sadly, EVERYONE is safe in india, including Ajmal Kasab...

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2011-05-04

its all like 'Matrix'...

they pulled the plug for Osama...


2011-05-02

Obama mumbles that he is humbled by the Nobel recommendation.... Nobel and Gandhi puke on him...


2011-05-02

Latest News: Osama, looking at these developments, commits suicide...

Obama is recommended for Nobel Peace Prize-Part II...


2011-05-02

govt withholds all the 3 indian passports of Obama... Says that he need to appear in person to claim his passports back...


2011-05-02

TR's new Vino product (sambhar / rasa podi, mix) is also suspected a reason for the killing...

the movie marathon on tamil channels, on account of May 1, could also be a reason...


2011-05-02

Subramanya Swami (National Legal Comedian' India) says, "Sonia, UPA and Congress has hands in it. I have written about this to Mam Mohan Singh. If he rejects, I will file case in Supreme Court. I have all necessary evidence"


2011-05-02

DMDK claims that its not US, but Captain Vijaykanth who killed Osama... a footage in Kalaingar TV reveals Vijaykanth kicking Osama in the butt...


2011-05-02

SMKrish says that it's Pak's work to tarnish US's image and Indo-US ties... Obama makes urgent call to SMKrish to stop giving statements...


2011-05-02

world suspect US hand in killing Osama... US agrees... India & Sri Lanka pass it as rubbish...


2011-05-02

next line leaders get 1200 % bonus... senior leaders get golden parachute...


2011-05-02

al queda's stocks fall... FIIs pull out... Wall street demands a quick solution...


2011-05-02

al queda's General Body Meeting in 3 days to select next leader...

PS: subject to US approval...


2011-05-02

who's attending the final procession of osama? will mubarak get bail to attend it? will gadaffi be assured safe passage to attend?