2011-12-30

water...

water...

water everywhere...

and i am one solid rock...



2011-12-30

all these formal costumes and groomings make me uncomfortable...

they make me look good...


2011-12-30

i was living fine...

then i was born...


2011-12-30

i have been put into this world for one reason...

yes...

i will drink this glass of water now...


2011-12-30

my brain says 'abandon your post'...

but my heart says, 'prepare for battle'...

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2011-12-30

what does the life teach you?

actually nothing...

just live and get lost... don't trouble the historians with your preachings and so called 'experiences'...

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2011-12-30

i bring hope to men...

but i keep none to myself...

-LOTR: Return of the king

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2011-12-30

"you can't get lost into the forest, unless you venture into a forest"

- a chipmunk in a TV cartoon, in the movie NEXT...


2011-12-30

for last 10 min i have been roaming around the office, shaking hands with everybody and wishing 'Happy Birthday'...

many responded with 'Same to you man'...

finally Shiva corrected me... now i am back to square zero and have to wish everybody again - 'Happy New Year'...


2011-12-30

blogged 'Call Centre Calls' at http://nvkarthik.blogspot.com


2011-12-30

Samoa and Tokelau miss Friday...

Move directly from Thursday to Saturday...


2011-12-30

i said a twitter status to my nephew, "i was born in another milleneum"...

he snapped, "that i see... but, on earth? to humans?"

hey come on... do i look like alien? am not even green...


2011-12-30

if something looks stupid, but works, then it aint stupid...


2011-12-30

people made more queries about deactivating FB timeline, than activating it...


2011-12-28

check your pockets before dropping coins in them...

otherwise you will end up playing Hensel & Gretel with those who walk behind you...


2011-12-28

"mudhumalai kaattil yaanaigalukku camp'a? Wow..." - actor swarnamaalya...

#

hello madam... adukku neenga modhalle udambai kuraikkanum...


2011-12-28

books on 'baby name' seems to sell hot round the year...


2011-12-28

anna now threatens to watch 'Don 2' on dec 31, if government does not heed to lokpal team...


2011-12-28

thiruvannamalayil sodhanai... 21 poli doctor'gal kaidhu...

appadiye thindivanam varaikkum vaanga... innum 2 per sikkuvaanunga...

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2011-12-26

shaving cream and after shave lotion does not finish together...

but you will always find a combined offer when you go to buy them...


2011-12-26

a guy was declaring himself on phone as 'Senior DGM'...

he is either

a) misinformed, or

b) wrongly designated, or

c) works in my company and recently re-designated


2011-12-25

shankar's 'nanban' may turn out to be vijay's 'nanban'... film may flop... Hear the song...


2011-12-25

yesterday when vandana wished vivek 'Merry Christmas', he immediately responded, 'Meri bhi Christmas'...

right... its everybody's Christmas... Happy Birthday God...


2011-12-24

i met a guy during dinner... his dad works in censor board...

and obviously, he hates his dad...


2011-12-23

profile picture invites...

but, wall warns...

#FB friendship request...


2011-12-23

instead of 'Like' there should be a 'Read' button too...

some sad news i don't want to put 'Like' but want to intimate the poster that i have 'Read' his/her post...


2011-12-23

who did a better moonwalk???

michael or niel???


2011-12-23

my brother and my sister-in-law shared a same link in FB...

he got 0 Likes and she got 5 Likes...

discrimination DO exist...


2011-12-23

mobiles came, i forgot people's faces...

email and chat came, i forgot their voices...

now i only know everybody's online profile...


2011-12-23

do not confuse me or do not convince yourself...

large touch screen mobile phone and tablets are two different animals... stop comparing them...


2011-12-23

when i am not in my shoes, 7 mosquitoes are...


2011-12-22

bhago bhago... meeting khatham ho gayi... will go back and watch 'alagi' in sun tv...


2011-12-22

they have now postponed decision on further details to tomorrow...

i will book a flight to timbaktu...


2011-12-22

now they are planning for entertainer...

i feel that this gang is far more sufficiently entertaining...


2011-12-22

the meeting is going quite hot... they are discussing of puri and sabji...

hope they do not go too meticulous like size of puri, dia, thickness, etc...


2011-12-22

drinks???

oh... cool drinks...

are they planning dinner for new year or satsang???


2011-12-22

lot of mosquitoes here... sharing the blood of 7 of us...


2011-12-22

two more joined the gang... they are master planning to add ice cream to the menu...

may be they are deprived of ice by their family...


2011-12-22

i get unnecessary calls at any given time...

why not now???


2011-12-22

rs. 180 / plate... the gang is trying to squeeze two extra sweets in the dinner, at the given cost...


2011-12-22

the gang is planning to negotiate the dinner for the new year party...


2011-12-22

i see a couple of family peeping from their apartment and laughing at me...


2011-12-22

i don't know why i am here... they too don't know why they called me...

maybe they called everybody... only i fell for it...


2011-12-22

all (total 5) are sitting like the MI4 job has been assigned to us...


2011-12-22

there is not even a single lady or anyone below 50 years, apart from me, are in the meeting...


2011-12-22

security called me to park... turned out to be society meeting...

somebody save me...

i am the only one apart from coordinators...


2011-12-22

before clearing corruption at my home, i first need to clear the cockroaches...


2011-12-20

jobs can neither be created nor destroyed...

it can only be delegated from one manager to another...

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2011-12-20

how to turn off the FB timeline?

one of my friend activated, didn't like and now want to turn it off...


2011-12-18

i moved from 'bachelor' to 'married' directly without passing through 'in relationship' or 'engaged' or 'its complicated'...

my friends feel i am incompetent...