I was the first to come out of the exam hall (alive and in full senses)...

What about you?

I didn't needed any additional answer sheets... main sheet was well sufficient... i could easily make 2 frogs and 1 rocket...

Justice denied... for all three exams i had only male invigilators...

Correct the sentence - "Justin Bieber is handsome"

Writing exams have not changed since i wrote exams some 10 years ago... people study till the last moment... a girl just before getting her question paper, went to her book and referred something... hope that last minute reference was useful to her...

The teacher correcting my papers would repent - "Sigh! The world should have ended on Dec 21"

At yesterday's theory paper, i was the only one using calculator...

Obviously warned by examiner for creating panic...

CS Executive Module I

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Yesterday - Law

Today - Accounts 

Tomorrow - Tax

After marriage, men gain weight at a velocity of 0.8 kg/yr... and women gain weight at an acceleration of 0.45 kg/yr...

Who says that you have to be a women to gain weight after marriage... I've gained 1.82 kg approximately after my marriage...