...because, we let people (many read it as Sri Lankan Tamils) get killed just across the sea.

#mayan2012

The world has technically ended, because...

#mayan2012

Studies are not my problem. Studying is.

#CS exam next week.

Wifey: Where's the Nescafe pocket?

I: I had emptied that in the bottle.

Wifey: ??? Why?

I: Just to help you.

Wifey: Did you clean the bottle before filling? 

I: Yes. I even washed it.

Wifey: ??? Did you wipe it dry?

I: What? Why?!!!

Wifey: #@%##**%

Early morning, while everyone is sleeping inside the home, you go out to dispatch the garbage. The door unfortunately gets locked from behind. You can either wait silently till the door is opened from inside. Or bang the door and stand silently to the questions of the one who opens the door. It all depends on your courage and the pressure of nature call.

My gorgeous green goggles are missing since seven days. Maybe the world will end.

It's sometimes better to miss someone rather then getting them back in your life.

Yeah. That's the guy. He is no more.

-Fox News

Fox tv goofup - showing the wrong Ravishankar (religious leader) photo while airing the news of the death of Pandit Ravishankar (musician).

People even share their intellect, but never the biscuits and wafers kept near them.

#meeting

Hey Ganpat, chal chai laa...