It's sometimes better to miss someone rather then getting them back in your life.

Yeah. That's the guy. He is no more.

-Fox News

Fox tv goofup - showing the wrong Ravishankar (religious leader) photo while airing the news of the death of Pandit Ravishankar (musician).

People even share their intellect, but never the biscuits and wafers kept near them.

#meeting

Hey Ganpat, chal chai laa...

Eye meet eye = Love 

Yawning meet yawning = MOM and meeting phinished

Yawning is contagious.

If the guy sitting in front of me is going to increase his yawning rate from the current 2 / min, I'm going to go to sleep mode.

By now, the world would have wished Rajnikanth a very happy birthday today.

Now, we give a damn to the Mayan calendar.

Hold on! Hold on!

I don't believe in these stupid superstitions; especially when I wear my favourite yellow pants and pink shirt.