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Zoo of black holes

Travelling 11 billion years 

Dr. Manda Banerji

Kids are better negotiators...

They bargain happiness for just a chocolate, or balloon, or a doll...

We adults can't even settle for a gadget, or vehicle, or holiday package...

Until I get dual mouth and dual brain, sorry, I can't understand the concept of dual sim mobiles.

What is the procedure to change a surname from Matondkar to Nilagiri?

One of my male colleague has sent me a message.

"Hi Karthik,

I've trying to get in touch with you via your desk number, but was not able to. So mailing you.

How and where can I touch you?"

Eeeeek. I demand Z category protection from this guy.

Know thyself; and do tell all.

#IronMan

We everybody get a girl in our neighbourhood, like that of Spiderman's

Being pushed from a local;

Rushing towards the next connecting local;

Chanting with everybody - "poode chalo";

Squeeze through the sea of travellers;

Standing in your allowed 1/2 sq. feet;

It takes time for you to realize

that

You are on the right train...

Why do people hate Justin Bieber?

Just because she declared her gender as male?

Some women declare their age,if at all, like in a cheque - "37 only" or "44 only", etc.