i - "do you have a food processor???"

my friend - "yeah..."

he was pointing to his 2 year old kid... without noticing his wifey watching him, he continued - "but i tell you, the output is too bad..."

hope he survives the day... #Amen...

after CERN now its Tevatron

#Higgs Boson - dhoond'the rehe jao'ge...

Sasi - "the lunch box is a bit loose today... if you shake it too much, all will fall and you may have to eat from canteen..."

#is this an advice or a clue???

applied hairoil to my head immediately after polishing my shoes...

i feel a little young now...

today we had something like actual coffee from our floor's coffee vending machine in office...

don't worry... service people have been immediately informed... they apologised and assured corrective action as soon as possible...

#taste

i have my full rights to contradict with my own views...

they are MY views, you see...

#make sense

?!!!

time eaters do exist...

#Amway

"sasi... when i read those emails from archeive that i sent you before our marriage, i feel kind'a stupid now... isn't it??? ;-)"

"its ok... i felt them stupid even then..."

"uh oh..."

#bulb

on the way back from Dombivili, hoping to save Rs. 30 toll tax, i diverted car towards vashi via shilphata...

ended up passing through Tanishq @ InorbitMall and spending Rs. 35000 on 10 gram gold...

good thing is that i got a lot of reward points on my credit card...

Psychic - "You want to know about your future???"

Douglas Quaid - "What about the past???"

#Total Recall