as a matter of fact, wifey knows the number of kids in soorya's school...

and i know the number of teachers...

#interest

religious fanatics - "let them find and prove God particle... we will sit and amicably decide among ourselves on who's God is it anyway..."

scientists - "idiots... we are finding God particle to prove that God does not really exist..."

bachelors / friends - "abe... news suna??? they think they found something... chalo... party party..."

we went to purchase a steel cupboard...

i was quietly watching my wifey bargaining all the technical and financial details with the shopkeeper...

she nudged me to negotiate...

i - "yea bhai... single door wala aata hai kya??? kitne mein aayega???"

woh bhai - "kya saab... yeah fridge thodi'hi hai..."

i had to sit quietly for rest of the negotiation, but outside the shop...

#know thy purchase

in every meeting there is (atleast) one person who believes that the agenda of the meeting is to 'finish the snacks'...

#corporate

i - "do you have a food processor???"

my friend - "yeah..."

he was pointing to his 2 year old kid... without noticing his wifey watching him, he continued - "but i tell you, the output is too bad..."

hope he survives the day... #Amen...

after CERN now its Tevatron

#Higgs Boson - dhoond'the rehe jao'ge...

Sasi - "the lunch box is a bit loose today... if you shake it too much, all will fall and you may have to eat from canteen..."

#is this an advice or a clue???

applied hairoil to my head immediately after polishing my shoes...

i feel a little young now...

today we had something like actual coffee from our floor's coffee vending machine in office...

don't worry... service people have been immediately informed... they apologised and assured corrective action as soon as possible...

#taste

i have my full rights to contradict with my own views...

they are MY views, you see...

#make sense

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