being served 'fish fry' today at home...

hope its not some kind of bait for tomorrow's marriage anniversary...

#gift

I lie, therefore I live.

#familyman

hope all the files are cleared...

#Mantralaya, Mumbai

i think there is a nexus between Soorya and all the chocolate shops on the way to his school to deplete my salary along with my savings...

Soorya knows where to cry and when to stop...

'Jain' chicken???

@Viswa Jyothi Fine Dine, Palm Beach Road, Navi Mumbai

office culture should be upgraded with commercial breaks...

#Dilbert

i didn't attend Sasi's phonecall that came by 3 PM... i was in a meeting...

i called back by 4 PM and she explained, "I called to say that I am going to sleep and Don't Disturb"...

she was obviously in middle of her sleep, but still spared her valuable 14 minutes to lecture me on phone call-back etiquette...

if someone from Panvel area uploads a photo with me being chased by a dog - don't believe... its a fake...

FYI i am in good terms with canines...

especially after that 'NVK Protection from Animals (Amendments) Act, 2004'

NO... ability to operate ATM does not amount to financial proficiency / computer skills...

people start giving advise as experts even if you slightly struggle at ATM...

FB is warning about my Wedding Anniversary, one week in advance...

Worst, it doesn't allow me to clear that notification...