Now all said and done, hope you wished every near and dear of yours a "Happy Father's Day"; and not "Happy Fathers Day"...

#punctuation

i & son got 1.25 litre ThumpsUp...

we lost the cap in ditch while opening just outside the shop...

not to waste money or the gas in ThumpsUp, we managed to finish the drink then and there, completely in around 15 min...

#we call it savings...

#wifey calls it atrocity...

#we felt like bloated pythons...

just call a few random numbers today and if lady picks up, just say, 'Err... Hmm... Is uncle not at home??? I just wanted to wish him Happy Fathers Day...'

#let there be chaos

Communism is almost buried...

Now, preserved body of 'Tholhar' Lenin is also decided to be buried...

#Russia #Communism

"Intelligence is not a privilege... It's a gift..."

#Spider-Man 2

love is like six-pack... you have to develop and maintain it...

but friendship is like pot-belly... it just grows and never goes...

i am similar to amoeba... we both are 'single cell' beings...

"Shortcuts will never get you money..."

#i don't know about others... but auto and taxi drivers live by this code...

by 3PM in office today, called a friend in phone and asked loudly, 'So raha hai kya???'

Someone inside a cubicle behind me immediately replied, 'Nahi... Nahi...'

he could have stopped at that, but continued, 'abhi chai banata hoon...'

Sidra...

Kimberley...

#Dove