i didn't attend Sasi's phonecall that came by 3 PM... i was in a meeting...

i called back by 4 PM and she explained, "I called to say that I am going to sleep and Don't Disturb"...

she was obviously in middle of her sleep, but still spared her valuable 14 minutes to lecture me on phone call-back etiquette...

if someone from Panvel area uploads a photo with me being chased by a dog - don't believe... its a fake...

FYI i am in good terms with canines...

especially after that 'NVK Protection from Animals (Amendments) Act, 2004'

NO... ability to operate ATM does not amount to financial proficiency / computer skills...

people start giving advise as experts even if you slightly struggle at ATM...

FB is warning about my Wedding Anniversary, one week in advance...

Worst, it doesn't allow me to clear that notification...

Now all said and done, hope you wished every near and dear of yours a "Happy Father's Day"; and not "Happy Fathers Day"...

#punctuation

i & son got 1.25 litre ThumpsUp...

we lost the cap in ditch while opening just outside the shop...

not to waste money or the gas in ThumpsUp, we managed to finish the drink then and there, completely in around 15 min...

#we call it savings...

#wifey calls it atrocity...

#we felt like bloated pythons...

just call a few random numbers today and if lady picks up, just say, 'Err... Hmm... Is uncle not at home??? I just wanted to wish him Happy Fathers Day...'

#let there be chaos

Communism is almost buried...

Now, preserved body of 'Tholhar' Lenin is also decided to be buried...

#Russia #Communism

"Intelligence is not a privilege... It's a gift..."

#Spider-Man 2

love is like six-pack... you have to develop and maintain it...

but friendship is like pot-belly... it just grows and never goes...