Alex...

Madagascar 3 @ McDonald's...

next time when someone sends me a scanned invitation via email and writes, "consider this as my personal invitation blah blah blah..."

i am going to just email back with my photo and write, "consider this as my personal presence..."

PS: beware... the same logic apples to gifts too... so take it seriously...

"No one can become President on his own wish" - Pranab in 'The Hindu'

"Err... Pranab'da... What about the Prime Minister???" - Rahul

I - "what??? why do i have to also do dishes today???"

Sasi - "you see... as it rained, i decided to apply Duckwurth-Lewis method on jobs at home... don't doubt the internationally accepted method..."

#hell with cricket

some people, within 2 min of conversation, prove you that 'speaking english' has nothing to do with 'knowing english'...

my friend - "Recycle Bin in my laptop is missing. How to find it?"

I - "Simple. Delete a file. The deleted file must go to Recycle Bin. So, quietly follow the deleted file (take care that the deleted file doesn't notice you following). At the end, when the deleted file reaches its destination, catch the Recycle Bin redhandedly"

its good that Light of Zartha is sad...

#MIB II

"the next version of the Internet begins rolling out today" - Google

#IPv6

Pentagon says "India is a global power"

Sachin from RS, "Aila Pentagon... Mein RS mei aate hi???"

if women are really from Venus, they would be really really hot now...