i know what i want...

i just recheck and confirm it with wifey @ home / boss @ office...

#independent

some young girls assume they are old enough to wear certain dresses... it is a disaster...

more disastrous when some old ladies think they are young enough and wear as so...

#wear your age

a cockroach suspected to be dead creates more panic at home than actually live cockroach...

Vitaly...

Madagascar 3 @ McDonald's...

Alex...

Madagascar 3 @ McDonald's...

next time when someone sends me a scanned invitation via email and writes, "consider this as my personal invitation blah blah blah..."

i am going to just email back with my photo and write, "consider this as my personal presence..."

PS: beware... the same logic apples to gifts too... so take it seriously...

"No one can become President on his own wish" - Pranab in 'The Hindu'

"Err... Pranab'da... What about the Prime Minister???" - Rahul

I - "what??? why do i have to also do dishes today???"

Sasi - "you see... as it rained, i decided to apply Duckwurth-Lewis method on jobs at home... don't doubt the internationally accepted method..."

#hell with cricket

some people, within 2 min of conversation, prove you that 'speaking english' has nothing to do with 'knowing english'...

my friend - "Recycle Bin in my laptop is missing. How to find it?"

I - "Simple. Delete a file. The deleted file must go to Recycle Bin. So, quietly follow the deleted file (take care that the deleted file doesn't notice you following). At the end, when the deleted file reaches its destination, catch the Recycle Bin redhandedly"