the way i cross the highway where there is no 'zebra crossing'...

#notpatented

the speed with which i drink coffee...

#notpatented

my handsomeness...

#notpatented

it not like people does not look at me with suspicion...

but today when i ordered Musambi juice with ice for breakfast and a cup of filter coffee (since weather is real cold here), i was really observed by 'alert eyes' of the hotel staff...

wait... is the hotel owner dialling ATS Mumbai??? its time for me to pay bill and run away...

the best way to show your love to your wifey is to let her believe that you love her a lot...

if you forgot your maid's name, just leave it... don't ask your wifey... certainly not on the eve of Valentine's Day...

Happy Valentine's Day to all... As for me, I had my judgement day and on brighter side I might have just saved a gift...

ronald in mcdonald... #whoami

offer letter without a releiving letter... #whoami

cupid without a valentine... #whoami

a 4G network while law is still judging for 2G scams... #whoami