govt withholds all the 3 indian passports of Obama... Says that he need to appear in person to claim his passports back...

TR's new Vino product (sambhar / rasa podi, mix) is also suspected a reason for the killing...

the movie marathon on tamil channels, on account of May 1, could also be a reason...

Subramanya Swami (National Legal Comedian' India) says, "Sonia, UPA and Congress has hands in it. I have written about this to Mam Mohan Singh. If he rejects, I will file case in Supreme Court. I have all necessary evidence"

DMDK claims that its not US, but Captain Vijaykanth who killed Osama... a footage in Kalaingar TV reveals Vijaykanth kicking Osama in the butt...

SMKrish says that it's Pak's work to tarnish US's image and Indo-US ties... Obama makes urgent call to SMKrish to stop giving statements...

world suspect US hand in killing Osama... US agrees... India & Sri Lanka pass it as rubbish...

next line leaders get 1200 % bonus... senior leaders get golden parachute...

al queda's stocks fall... FIIs pull out... Wall street demands a quick solution...

al queda's General Body Meeting in 3 days to select next leader...

PS: subject to US approval...

who's attending the final procession of osama? will mubarak get bail to attend it? will gadaffi be assured safe passage to attend?