eight times married Elisabeth Taylor expired...

the beauty of vodka is that it looks like water...

the beauty of office is that water bottles are allowed...

current mood is 'smiles'

sarathkumar amma'kitte rendu seat vaangi irukkaare... andha innoru seat yaarukku? ille anda seat'ukkum ammave aal koduthuduvaangalaa???

nirubar: sir, marupadiyum amma'voda serndhutteengale?

captain: sandaile kiliyaadha sattai enge irukku...

every plugpoint in my home, thats just less than 2 feet from floor lever, is always switched on... irrespective of whether an equipment is pluged to it or not; whether current supply is there or not...

# Thanks to Soorya...

did u notice... its long since election dates have been announced... but not a single dhothi had been teared at Tamil Nadu Congress office... a great miracle... # Sathyamoorthi Bhavan

its tsunami for Japan...

and its benami for India...

is somebody tendering for nuclear reactor protective measures in India???

we are waiting...

- Pawar, Karuna, Ali, Hasan, Kalmadi(???!!!!), Balwas, etc...

camel vs we guys:

camel can continuously work without drinking, even for two weeks...

we guys can continuously drink without working, even for two months...

PS: We does not include me...