with the amount of chocolates i am eating, if some company is ready to insure my teeth, i would become super rich within a couple of years...

George Bush was lucky... The instant he became US President his school marks became classified... Our Kalam was better in this regards...

my wifey Sasi is a genius... after a long argument yesterday she declared that i have answer for everything but solution for none... yeah... thinking twice, i believe that she is right...

with vinayagar chaturdi next month, BMC is going to de-silt and clean mumbai lakes... so that we can go, immerse ganesh idols and dirty back the lakes again...

when you feel sad, to cheer up, just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn! I am really so cute.' and you will overcome your sadness...

but don't make this a habit 'coz, liars go to hell...

once when i said to my ex-boss, "sir, with the salary you pay i cant even afford to get married", he quickly retorted back, "young man, and one day you will be thankful to me for this"...

my therapist told me that the way to achieve inner peace was to finish what i started... so far today, i have finished two bags of Balaji chips and a pocket of Parle-G... i feel better already...

enrolled myself for the bus service from my home to office... another novel way to commute from office to home and vice-versa...

on discussing about Adam & Eve's happy life, my friend Lokesh clarified me the reason "Karthik! Adam & Eve were never married, but were in live-in relation. No commitments!!!"

reading the book "The power of humor at the workplace" by K. Sathyanarayana...