tired of saturday, when i look at calendar, even it says WTF...
(wednesday, thursday & friday)
have anyone tried iPhone's Siri?
i was a bit surprised when one of my friend said that he has never heard of Steve Jobs...
what he meant was that 'he has not listened to Jobs, either in radio or tv or youtube'...
damn his english...
i love the billing section of DMart... its the only way out...
i am stepping into office...
Lights, Camera, ACTION...
try taking a towel and a pair of swimming goggles to your car pool...
great if you could actually join carpool in swim suit...
justify them that its anyway a pool...
if u get a chance, sit near the driver in your carpool and mimic his actions, with sounds and extreme emotions... its fun...
if i have a machine that can convert human voice to electricity, i need not worry about my electricity bill at home... infact, i can even sell power to neighbours...
save the driving to guys...
and, sleeveless office wears to gals...
having said that, some gals drive great; but no guy looks great in sleeveless...
congress learns from DMK...
Karunanidhi used to write letter to Man Mohan...
Now Digvijay writes letter to Anna...
have any leader died because of fasting unto death???
modi at it again...
going to have another 1 day fasting...
congress is up with innovative ideas on presidential candidates... first prathiba (sonia proposal)... now anna (digvijay proposal, ok via bjp)...
i wont be surprised even if sarah palin is proposed for the post...
Air Force... Be ready to take her too a trip in Sukoi...
thank god you gave us digvijay...
can u imagine how boring news channels and news papers would have been without him???
when father-in-law asked about my new location, i jovially gave him latitude and longitude...
now its no more a joke...
shifted to new home... till now managed to hold the address from in-laws...
started accountancy classes today...
Credit and Debit seem like twin stars...
Can't recognise what is what...
facebook has become like a group discussion post drinks...
half of my teen aged cousins are posting about love...
i tried to boil milk to make coffee...
realised that it not milk, but curd...
happy that i realised this before drinking...
scared that sasi too will realise this tomorrow morning...
iPod...
iPhone...
iPad...
iPassed Away...
in every meeting i find coffee/tea, snacks and one person asking sincerely 'Will you provide us this presentation?'
once i denied saying that its deadly confidential; and on another occasion i sent a wrong presentation... believe me... no one complained...
chennai to madurai: 450 km
madurai to chennai: 450 km
4th floor to 10th floor: 96 steps
10th floor to 4th floor: 96 steps
monday to saturday: 6 days
saturday to monday: just 1 day
now, thats not fair...
i would rather drive car in circus, but in Dombivili, Mumbai...
super star rajni's RANA movie dropped...
Note: Anyone who likes this status will be punished...
I will have them watched TR's movie 10 times...
wives are like little children... they think, if they scream, they can get anything from husbands...
i think i wasted my money on horn and indicator lights of my car...
eventhough i drive my alto at 20 km/hr, the suv next to me is not able to overtake me... #traffic
money is like manure...
its no good unless its spread around...
rumours roar before, and after, increments in office...
happy birthday Lizzie Mcguire...
Selecting a girl in life was an easy decision...
Hmm... Decision to marry her was a tough one...
friends do not change on situation...
Hope the rat that used to pee on coke cans is caught and executed...
I have got 4 cans of Coke for happy drinking...
NOTE: got only coke... nothing to mix...
If you owe the bank 1000 rupees, its your problem...
If you owe the bank 1000 crore, thats the bank's problem...
anyone interested in W8?
Especially Rajnish...
Windows 8 developer preview: when and where to download (update: right now, here!)
"sharks were once small, harmless fishes"
-indianexpress.com
#Sigh! So were wives...
seems FB is trying something like G+ circles...
I'm asked to select among Public / Friends / Me only...
soorya adamently got himself a bottle of mineral water (thinking it to be sprite/7up)... now he doesn't like the taste and want me to finish it...
#packages deceive kids...
every one has to visit foreign... atleast to post a profile photo on facebook...
'But I know of no one who can guarantee that no attack will take place'
- Shri P Chidambaram...
Believe me, he is the home minister of India...
earlier zaveri bazaar - a wednesday;
now delhi high court - yet another wednesday...
Amar is in Tihar...
But, likely to stay in Lokpal Bill standing committee too...
#politics is puzzle...
now its Tholar Sengodi after Tholar Muthukumar
en thangai'ko akka'vukko nadanthaal thaan rattham kothikkum endraal, adhu ennada maanang'ketta rattham.
-Tholar Muthukumar
Natarajan AV
What he highlighted is nothing but a set of physics. There is a chance of someone with great superiority in Physics, created this universe on his Physics lab for testing... perhaps part of his final year college project...;)... we ourselves made of billion of cells and for each cell, we are universe... perhaps God! Moral of this story is... "naanum Saturday & Sunday'la oru vellaiyum parpathu illai"... ;)
coffee powder is brown; chilli powder is red...
coffee powder is brown; chilli powder is red...
coffee powder is brown; chilli powder is red...
call centre responces are getting dangerous & bolder these days...
this Tikona executive said "Sir, while I check your details, I allow you to hangover for a couple of minutes"
Allow???
Hangover???
'I love you / I can't live without you'
-Generally men say these under extreme confusion; and women to confuse...
man... i do hold the reins of my stock...
today sensex galloped around 550 points... but all my shares were holding tight and constant...
one reason on why i should definitely go to office even in this heavy rain: MLA Vijaykanth starer 'Gajendra' in Sun TV at 2:30 PM...