damn!!! i am not allowed to buy myself a rat catching equipment...

neither under the heading of 'entertainment' or 'collection' or just 'for fun'...

if u have mouth ulcer, eat murukku (aka chakli) carefully...

pattaasu kuppai allurappo ennai thittikkitte alli iruppaan...

enna pannuradhu...

naan en kadamai'yai thaane senjen...

while we struggled through school and college finding the value of 'X', romans were quite lucky...

they always knew the answer of 'X'...

X = 10

7aam arivu / velaayudham / Ra.One???

'flush' accumulates potential energy and releases it as kinetic energy...

nice opportunity to take an oil bath... atleast a bath...

kuli maamey...

kolutthu maamey...

kondaadu maamey...

idhu oru deepaavali kaalai...

stairs + elevator = escalator...

where to hide?

where to hide?

today's newspaper has a lot of diwali offers...

have to hide it before somebody in family notices it...

for tank cleaning purposes, water is going to be stopped in our building from 10 am to 6 pm...

some ladies are extremely happy about this...

the maids who work here...

My friend Roshan Yohannan got this news...

Steve Jobs had clarified at his death bed, "Folks, iPill is not our product"

those who see me will know that i follow first half...

those who deal with me will know that i follow second half too...

i follow steve jobs...

#stay hungry; stay foolish

Tring Trrring! Tring Trrring!

Helllooo...

Thud! Thud!! Pling!!! SPLASH...

Oh! Shit!

(Yeah... This happened in office loo... Didn't wait to see who lost a mobile...)

Pondatti Thevai...

Mundhanai Mudichu...

Madhavi...

Naadhaswaram...

Thirumathi Selvam...

Thangam...

Thendral...

Chellamey...

Idhayam...

Azhagi...

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If you don't have Sun TV...

Well, you don't have Sun TV...

when ur kid sits on a tray of egg, its time to bill...

but ensure adding a pocket of detergent and a room spray to the shopping list before billing...

if u inform to visit your friends place; and they clear their fridge empty, it means that your reputation has reached them before you...

tired of saturday, when i look at calendar, even it says WTF...

(wednesday, thursday & friday)

have anyone tried iPhone's Siri?

i was a bit surprised when one of my friend said that he has never heard of Steve Jobs...

what he meant was that 'he has not listened to Jobs, either in radio or tv or youtube'...

damn his english...

i love the billing section of DMart... its the only way out...

i am stepping into office...

Lights, Camera, ACTION...

try taking a towel and a pair of swimming goggles to your car pool...

great if you could actually join carpool in swim suit...

justify them that its anyway a pool...

if u get a chance, sit near the driver in your carpool and mimic his actions, with sounds and extreme emotions... its fun...

if i have a machine that can convert human voice to electricity, i need not worry about my electricity bill at home... infact, i can even sell power to neighbours...

save the driving to guys...

and, sleeveless office wears to gals...

having said that, some gals drive great; but no guy looks great in sleeveless...

congress learns from DMK...

Karunanidhi used to write letter to Man Mohan...

Now Digvijay writes letter to Anna...

have any leader died because of fasting unto death???

modi at it again...

going to have another 1 day fasting...

congress is up with innovative ideas on presidential candidates... first prathiba (sonia proposal)... now anna (digvijay proposal, ok via bjp)...

i wont be surprised even if sarah palin is proposed for the post...

Air Force... Be ready to take her too a trip in Sukoi...

thank god you gave us digvijay...

can u imagine how boring news channels and news papers would have been without him???

when father-in-law asked about my new location, i jovially gave him latitude and longitude...

now its no more a joke...

shifted to new home... till now managed to hold the address from in-laws...

started accountancy classes today...

Credit and Debit seem like twin stars...

Can't recognise what is what...

facebook has become like a group discussion post drinks...

half of my teen aged cousins are posting about love...

i tried to boil milk to make coffee...

realised that it not milk, but curd...

happy that i realised this before drinking...

scared that sasi too will realise this tomorrow morning...

iPod...

iPhone...

iPad...

iPassed Away...

in every meeting i find coffee/tea, snacks and one person asking sincerely 'Will you provide us this presentation?'

once i denied saying that its deadly confidential; and on another occasion i sent a wrong presentation... believe me... no one complained...

chennai to madurai: 450 km

madurai to chennai: 450 km

4th floor to 10th floor: 96 steps

10th floor to 4th floor: 96 steps

monday to saturday: 6 days

saturday to monday: just 1 day

now, thats not fair...

i would rather drive car in circus, but in Dombivili, Mumbai...

super star rajni's RANA movie dropped...

Note: Anyone who likes this status will be punished...

I will have them watched TR's movie 10 times...

wives are like little children... they think, if they scream, they can get anything from husbands...

i think i wasted my money on horn and indicator lights of my car...

eventhough i drive my alto at 20 km/hr, the suv next to me is not able to overtake me... #traffic

money is like manure...

its no good unless its spread around...

rumours roar before, and after, increments in office...

happy birthday Lizzie Mcguire...

Selecting a girl in life was an easy decision...

Hmm... Decision to marry her was a tough one...

friends do not change on situation...

Hope the rat that used to pee on coke cans is caught and executed...

I have got 4 cans of Coke for happy drinking...

NOTE: got only coke... nothing to mix...

If you owe the bank 1000 rupees, its your problem...

If you owe the bank 1000 crore, thats the bank's problem...