hows the taste???
#excuseme
do i look fat???
#excuseme
women are not really concerned if they are fat or not...
they are just concerned if they LOOK fat or not...
i hope you can manage everything... if any help is needed, remember, i am always there...
#excuseme
can you tell me the exact way to...???
#excuseme
can i have this book to read??? i will return immediately once i finish reading...
#excuseme
do you have change for 5 rupees???
#excuseme
can i go before you??? i have an urgent work...
#excuseme
whats the story till now???
#excuseme
have i missed too much of starting part of the movie???
#excuseme
i can write with both hands with same efficiency...
don't believe me???
you should change your views... see me through mirror...
no... my shoes are not brown... they are black... now, YOU keep your roads clean and dust free...
if i indicate which way i am going to turn my car, it is an information security leak...
i used to wonder why vehicles are made to ply on left side of the road... I found out now... I just read "All rights reserved..."
nobody could turn the world like god does... except vodka...
Don't show me the time... I don't get tired based on time...
why do we live??? its just to find out the same...
u can go with a r rahman till midnight... after that you certainly need ilayaraaja...
டைம் பீஸ் பாத்து office போறவன் டம்மி பீசு... சனிக்கிழமையும் office போறவன்தான் மாஸு...
(Balaji Ramdoss உனக்கு office இருக்குல்ல? HA HA HA HA)
thank god, I have office tomorrow... I don't need to waste time at home... போங்கடா டேய்... நீங்களும் உங்க ஆப்பீஸ் கல்ச்சரும்...
whenever I feel worried that I have grown, kids prove me that I have actually not grown at all and hence I need not worry...
have you ever tried turning a video to a photo???
I just achieved the feat... press the 'pause' button...
Hmmm, and why don't I hear the sound?!!! will share with you all once I invent / discover that option button...
hey friends... whom of you are keeping track of centuries??? is this 17th or 18th century??? clarify me with at least a decadic accuracy... and yes, calculations to prove your stand is absolute requirement...
god knewed that there could be risen a water scarcities in all positions of the worlds in the 20th century... hence the why, HE maketh vodka...
i love to be liked... but hey, ladies first please...
Yes I can walk... but why disturb the world smooth revolution??? that too in the middle of night, when my friends in US are having lunch...
after 2 rounds of vodka I could actually write on paper...
guy, "we are friends now" - a relationship starts...
girl, "we are friends now" - a relationship ends...
teeeacher... teacher teeeeeacher...
- santhanam @ boss engira baskaran...
Sunny Leone learns hindi for Jism2 #news...
man... she is being misguided that she would have dialogue delivery...
don't know why...
but every trouble, when it comes to me, matures, evolves and hits me with a final perfect shape...
the way i irritate others (particularly in FB)...
#notpatented
the way i throw romantic look at girls (and of course aunties)...
#notpatented
logic with which my brain works...
#notpatented
the way i make tea...
#notpatented
the way i throw stones at dogs...
#notpatented
my dressing sense...
#notpatented
my bargaining tactics...
#notpatented
my walking style...
#notpatented
my cute expression when i ask leave to boss...
#notpatented
the way i cross the highway where there is no 'zebra crossing'...
#notpatented
the speed with which i drink coffee...
#notpatented
my handsomeness...
#notpatented
it not like people does not look at me with suspicion...
but today when i ordered Musambi juice with ice for breakfast and a cup of filter coffee (since weather is real cold here), i was really observed by 'alert eyes' of the hotel staff...
wait... is the hotel owner dialling ATS Mumbai??? its time for me to pay bill and run away...
the best way to show your love to your wifey is to let her believe that you love her a lot...
if you forgot your maid's name, just leave it... don't ask your wifey... certainly not on the eve of Valentine's Day...
Happy Valentine's Day to all... As for me, I had my judgement day and on brighter side I might have just saved a gift...
ronald in mcdonald... #whoami
offer letter without a releiving letter... #whoami
cupid without a valentine... #whoami
a 4G network while law is still judging for 2G scams... #whoami