2012-02-18

hows the taste???

#excuseme



2012-02-18

do i look fat???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

women are not really concerned if they are fat or not...

they are just concerned if they LOOK fat or not...


2012-02-18

i hope you can manage everything... if any help is needed, remember, i am always there...

#excuseme


2012-02-18

can you tell me the exact way to...???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

can i have this book to read??? i will return immediately once i finish reading...

#excuseme


2012-02-18

do you have change for 5 rupees???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

can i go before you??? i have an urgent work...

#excuseme


2012-02-18

whats the story till now???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

have i missed too much of starting part of the movie???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

i can write with both hands with same efficiency...

don't believe me???

you should change your views... see me through mirror...


2012-02-18

no... my shoes are not brown... they are black... now, YOU keep your roads clean and dust free...


2012-02-18

if i indicate which way i am going to turn my car, it is an information security leak...


2012-02-18

i used to wonder why vehicles are made to ply on left side of the road... I found out now... I just read "All rights reserved..."


2012-02-18

nobody could turn the world like god does... except vodka...


2012-02-18

Don't show me the time... I don't get tired based on time...


2012-02-18

why do we live??? its just to find out the same...


2012-02-18

u can go with a r rahman till midnight... after that you certainly need ilayaraaja...


2012-02-18

டைம் பீஸ் பாத்து office போறவன் டம்மி பீசு... சனிக்கிழமையும் office போறவன்தான் மாஸு...

(Balaji Ramdoss உனக்கு office இருக்குல்ல? HA HA HA HA)


2012-02-18

thank god, I have office tomorrow... I don't need to waste time at home... போங்கடா டேய்... நீங்களும் உங்க ஆப்பீஸ் கல்ச்சரும்...


2012-02-18

whenever I feel worried that I have grown, kids prove me that I have actually not grown at all and hence I need not worry...


2012-02-18

have you ever tried turning a video to a photo???

I just achieved the feat... press the 'pause' button...

Hmmm, and why don't I hear the sound?!!! will share with you all once I invent / discover that option button...


2012-02-18

hey friends... whom of you are keeping track of centuries??? is this 17th or 18th century??? clarify me with at least a decadic accuracy... and yes, calculations to prove your stand is absolute requirement...


2012-02-18

god knewed that there could be risen a water scarcities in all positions of the worlds in the 20th century... hence the why, HE maketh vodka...


2012-02-18

i love to be liked... but hey, ladies first please...


2012-02-18

Yes I can walk... but why disturb the world smooth revolution??? that too in the middle of night, when my friends in US are having lunch...


2012-02-18

after 2 rounds of vodka I could actually write on paper...


2012-02-17

guy, "we are friends now" - a relationship starts...

girl, "we are friends now" - a relationship ends...


2012-02-17

teeeacher... teacher teeeeeacher...

- santhanam @ boss engira baskaran...


2012-02-17

Sunny Leone learns hindi for Jism2 #news...

man... she is being misguided that she would have dialogue delivery...

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2012-02-17

don't know why...

but every trouble, when it comes to me, matures, evolves and hits me with a final perfect shape...


2012-02-15

the way i irritate others (particularly in FB)...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

the way i throw romantic look at girls (and of course aunties)...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

logic with which my brain works...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

the way i make tea...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

the way i throw stones at dogs...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

my dressing sense...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

my bargaining tactics...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

my walking style...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

my cute expression when i ask leave to boss... 

#notpatented


2012-02-15

the way i cross the highway where there is no 'zebra crossing'...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

the speed with which i drink coffee...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

my handsomeness...

#notpatented


2012-02-15

it not like people does not look at me with suspicion...

but today when i ordered Musambi juice with ice for breakfast and a cup of filter coffee (since weather is real cold here), i was really observed by 'alert eyes' of the hotel staff...

wait... is the hotel owner dialling ATS Mumbai??? its time for me to pay bill and run away...


2012-02-13

the best way to show your love to your wifey is to let her believe that you love her a lot...


2012-02-13

if you forgot your maid's name, just leave it... don't ask your wifey... certainly not on the eve of Valentine's Day...

Happy Valentine's Day to all... As for me, I had my judgement day and on brighter side I might have just saved a gift...


2012-02-13

ronald in mcdonald... #whoami


2012-02-13

offer letter without a releiving letter... #whoami


2012-02-13

cupid without a valentine... #whoami


2012-02-13

a 4G network while law is still judging for 2G scams... #whoami