2012-06-24

practical realisation of today is that the key of A202 does not open A302...

#the inmates of A302 opened it from inside...

PS: i have advised them to colour their main door differently from that of mine...

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2012-06-23

"Juhu party bust: Of the 92 revellers detained, 44 test positive for drugs" - Hindustan Times

#its heard that remaining 48 are asking their money back from organisers...

Juhu party bust: 44 test positive for drugs 

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2012-06-22

fortunately or unfortunately, i have not come across someone who bring colour pencils to copy even the colour from the presentation...

#training


2012-06-22

even though the members are assured a copy of the presentation, some do desperately take notes...

some even take additional sheets to take these notes...#training


2012-06-22

Rocket Men

Author - Craig Nelson

Publishers - John Murray

Purchased - flipkart.com, Navi Mumbai

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2012-06-22

The Devotion of Suspect X

Author - Keigo Higashino

Publishers - Little, Brown

Purchased - flipkart.com, Navi Mumbai

A thriller where you know the murderer in the first chapter itself. My friend and 'CrackedPots' author Suresh Kumar suggested me this book.

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2012-06-22

Empire of the Moghul - Raiders from the North

Author - Alex Rutherford

Publishers - Headline Review

Borrowed - Vivek Bhatia, Navi Mumbai

This is first of the four books in this series. The book is about how Babur established Moghul Empire in India and the hurdles he faced in the process. Though it is a pure history book, author do dramatize incidents to keep the interest. I always have an interest in Moghuls, as I believe that they were the first to see India as a single nation, which was otherwise divided by regional rulers - Rajputs, Naikers, Cholas, etc. Madhan's Tamil book "Vandhaargal Vendraargal" was the first to rise my interest on Moghul Empire. My visits to most of the places, in and around Delhi, related to Moghul Empire added to my interest. Even otherwise this book is interesting. An interesting thing - Babur's father was a Turk and mother was a Monghol. Babur actually wanted to establish Turkish Empire, but history recorded a Mughal Empire.

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2012-06-21

being served 'fish fry' today at home...

hope its not some kind of bait for tomorrow's marriage anniversary...

#gift


2012-06-21

I lie, therefore I live.

#familyman


2012-06-21

hope all the files are cleared...

#Mantralaya, Mumbai


2012-06-21

i think there is a nexus between Soorya and all the chocolate shops on the way to his school to deplete my salary along with my savings...

Soorya knows where to cry and when to stop...


2012-06-20

'Jain' chicken???

@Viswa Jyothi Fine Dine, Palm Beach Road, Navi Mumbai

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2012-06-19

office culture should be upgraded with commercial breaks...

#Dilbert


2012-06-19

i didn't attend Sasi's phonecall that came by 3 PM... i was in a meeting...

i called back by 4 PM and she explained, "I called to say that I am going to sleep and Don't Disturb"...

she was obviously in middle of her sleep, but still spared her valuable 14 minutes to lecture me on phone call-back etiquette...


2012-06-19

if someone from Panvel area uploads a photo with me being chased by a dog - don't believe... its a fake...

FYI i am in good terms with canines...

especially after that 'NVK Protection from Animals (Amendments) Act, 2004'


2012-06-18

NO... ability to operate ATM does not amount to financial proficiency / computer skills...

people start giving advise as experts even if you slightly struggle at ATM...


2012-06-18

FB is warning about my Wedding Anniversary, one week in advance...

Worst, it doesn't allow me to clear that notification...


2012-06-18

Now all said and done, hope you wished every near and dear of yours a "Happy Father's Day"; and not "Happy Fathers Day"...

#punctuation


2012-06-17

i & son got 1.25 litre ThumpsUp...

we lost the cap in ditch while opening just outside the shop...

not to waste money or the gas in ThumpsUp, we managed to finish the drink then and there, completely in around 15 min...

#we call it savings...

#wifey calls it atrocity...

#we felt like bloated pythons...


2012-06-17

just call a few random numbers today and if lady picks up, just say, 'Err... Hmm... Is uncle not at home??? I just wanted to wish him Happy Fathers Day...'

#let there be chaos


2012-06-17

Communism is almost buried...

Now, preserved body of 'Tholhar' Lenin is also decided to be buried...

#Russia #Communism


2012-06-16

"Intelligence is not a privilege... It's a gift..."

#Spider-Man 2

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2012-06-16

love is like six-pack... you have to develop and maintain it...

but friendship is like pot-belly... it just grows and never goes...


2012-06-16

i am similar to amoeba... we both are 'single cell' beings...


2012-06-16

"Shortcuts will never get you money..."

#i don't know about others... but auto and taxi drivers live by this code...


2012-06-16

by 3PM in office today, called a friend in phone and asked loudly, 'So raha hai kya???'

Someone inside a cubicle behind me immediately replied, 'Nahi... Nahi...'

he could have stopped at that, but continued, 'abhi chai banata hoon...'


2012-06-15

Sidra...

Kimberley...

#Dove

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2012-06-15

"Our agitation is only against petrol hike; not against Central Government" - DMK chief M Karunanidhi

#anyone who understanded this dialogue can be please explained that to me...

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2012-06-15

i strongly believe that Airtel use AC current for their network operations...

#here i have signal... oops... now i don't have...

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2012-06-15

sometimes i am forced to suspect that Airtel has integrated mobile jammers with their SIM cards...

#pathetic network

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2012-06-15

a great way to stay awake controlling mosquitoes...

#goodnight active - push பண்ணுங்க; குஷியா இருங்க...

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2012-06-14

கூடிக் கூடி பேசிக்கிறாய்ங்க...

கேட்டா, மேலயும் கீழயும் பார்த்து, "நீ அதுக்கு சரிப்பட்டு வரமாட்ட''ங்குறாய்ங்க...

#promotion

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2012-06-14

moon and stars...

joint and nuclear...

#family

Full Moon And Stars is a photograph by Frank Feliciano 

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2012-06-14

hey MS Word... do not deprive me my rights to make speling mistake...

#nvk


2012-06-14

ZooZoo's and Pug's were compensated by Takeshi Castle's...

#Vodafone

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2012-06-14

tank fish...

pot plant...

#slow poison...


2012-06-13

You cant spell even 'Excuses' correctly???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

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2012-06-13

What??? My phone was not reachable??? And you called my friend???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

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2012-06-13

Why didn't you 'Like'd my latest photo in FB??? 

#ExcucesToBreakUp

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2012-06-13

Why did you 'Like'd her latest photo in FB??? 

#ExcucesToBreakUp

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2012-06-13

You slept??? Without SMSing me goodnight???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

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2012-06-13

What??? You know other lipstick flavours???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

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2012-06-13

You don't like pink???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

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2012-06-13

if you like me, please don't like me...

#FB version of Bodyguard's punch

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2012-06-13

drachma --> phoenix --> drachma --> euro --> drachma???

#Greece

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2012-06-13

today's Bing wallpaper...

comment apna hai...

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2012-06-13

i don't care, whether i care or not...

#punch


2012-06-13

if i start, i finish...

if its not finished, it means i have not started yet...

#punch


2012-06-13

"India will restore investor confidence" Krishna tells US - The Hindu

#hey krish... you are supposed to report to India; not US...

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2012-06-13

catching self styled godmen is becoming difficult these days, than catching the God Himself...

#nithyananda

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