2012-12-28

I was the first to come out of the exam hall (alive and in full senses)...

What about you?

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2012-12-28

I didn't needed any additional answer sheets... main sheet was well sufficient... i could easily make 2 frogs and 1 rocket...

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2012-12-28

Justice denied... for all three exams i had only male invigilators...

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2012-12-27

Correct the sentence - "Justin Bieber is handsome"

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2012-12-27

Writing exams have not changed since i wrote exams some 10 years ago... people study till the last moment... a girl just before getting her question paper, went to her book and referred something... hope that last minute reference was useful to her...


2012-12-27

The teacher correcting my papers would repent - "Sigh! The world should have ended on Dec 21"


2012-12-27

At yesterday's theory paper, i was the only one using calculator...

Obviously warned by examiner for creating panic...

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2012-12-27

CS Executive Module I

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Yesterday - Law

Today - Accounts 

Tomorrow - Tax

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2012-12-27

After marriage, men gain weight at a velocity of 0.8 kg/yr... and women gain weight at an acceleration of 0.45 kg/yr...


2012-12-27

Who says that you have to be a women to gain weight after marriage... I've gained 1.82 kg approximately after my marriage...


2012-12-27

A lot still use their mobile as walkie-talkie...

Why don't they just buy a phone that reaches from their ear to mouth?


2012-12-27

For many, hand's-free talking is about chewing their earphone wire...


2012-12-27

If Sam Anderson rules YouTube comments, our PowerStar rocks Facebook comments...

Ex: One proposal is 'Domex' கிருமி...

Question from PowerStar was, தோழர்களே... கும்கி படம் பாத்தாச்சா?? அந்த மாதிரி ஒரு ஸ்டோரி எனக்கு செட் ஆகுமா?? அப்படி செட் ஆச்சுன்னா எந்த அனிமல் சூட் ஆகும்??

( No Bad Words Please :P )

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2012-12-27

Partitions

-Kamleshwar

Penguin books

Rajesh Angal had recommended a book 'Kitne Pakistan' by Kamleshwar. It's English translation, by Ameena Kazi Ansari, 'Partitions' was available. This book talks about the circumstances that led to and impacts that followed the partition of India.

A book of serious nature where history is discussed from the voice of various characters including political leaders, kings, common men, breeze, rivers like Ganga and Jamuna, desert, culture, cities like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, etc. Though the auth claims to be unbiased, I find that at the final court of justice, no hindu king is called to clarify himself, while Mughal kings keep justifying their acts. Very clearly, Aurangzeb has to justify his acts while his brother, a failed Dara Shikoh, is highly pitied upon.

The book also claims that India was always ruled united, be it Mughals, Turks, or any other king who visited / ruled India, and that only the British wanted it to be split to ensure that India be busy with its internal issues. The book also claims that some of the pages of Baburnama were removed, by the English, to make Indians believe that Babur built the Baburi Masjid after demolishing a Hindu temple.

The views of the author, Kamleshwar, flow through the voices of various characters and I prefer to see this as a fiction, rather than a history book. Surprised that Kamleshwar got Sahitya Akademi Award for 'Kitne Pakistan' in 2003.

Btw, Kamleshwar has also written scripts for a couple of Hindi movies and serials including the 'Chandrakanta', which was pulled off air by Doordarshan due to certain controversies.

Verdict: Read it once

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2012-12-22

Apparently, this six will be punished. Not just because they did the crime, but because they don't have any godfather. What about others?


2012-12-21

...because, we can be beaten / arrested even for FB / Twitter comments.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we don't perceive movie / music piracy as theft.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we tolerate corrupt even in defence and sports.

#mayan2012



2012-12-21

...because, we are okay with honour killings.

#mayan2012

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2012-12-21

...because, we avoid becoming witness at court for any crime.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we can't think beyond removing the black screen to prevent rapes.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we don't believe in castes but in quota.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we don't share even water.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we have to set aside more budget to defence than agriculture.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, of the way we handle Irom.

#mayan2012

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2012-12-21

...because, of the way we handled Ruchika.

#mayan2012

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2012-12-21

...because, we kill little girl who wanted every girl to study.

#mayan2012

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2012-12-21

...because, we kill people administering polio vaccine to make us walk straight in future.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we shoot little kids just because they can't hold a gun and shoot back.

#mayan2012

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2012-12-21

...because, we let rapists even if they pull out 95% of victim's intestine after the crime.

#mayan2012


2012-12-21

...because, we let people (many read it as Sri Lankan Tamils) get killed just across the sea.

#mayan2012

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2012-12-21

The world has technically ended, because...

#mayan2012


2012-12-20

Studies are not my problem. Studying is.

#CS exam next week.


2012-12-16

Wifey: Where's the Nescafe pocket?

I: I had emptied that in the bottle.

Wifey: ??? Why?

I: Just to help you.

Wifey: Did you clean the bottle before filling? 

I: Yes. I even washed it.

Wifey: ??? Did you wipe it dry?

I: What? Why?!!!

Wifey: #@%##**%


2012-12-15

Early morning, while everyone is sleeping inside the home, you go out to dispatch the garbage. The door unfortunately gets locked from behind. You can either wait silently till the door is opened from inside. Or bang the door and stand silently to the questions of the one who opens the door. It all depends on your courage and the pressure of nature call.


2012-12-15

My gorgeous green goggles are missing since seven days. Maybe the world will end.


2012-12-14

It's sometimes better to miss someone rather then getting them back in your life.


2012-12-14

Yeah. That's the guy. He is no more.

-Fox News

Fox tv goofup - showing the wrong Ravishankar (religious leader) photo while airing the news of the death of Pandit Ravishankar (musician).

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2012-12-14

People even share their intellect, but never the biscuits and wafers kept near them.

#meeting


2012-12-14

Hey Ganpat, chal chai laa...


2012-12-14

Eye meet eye = Love 

Yawning meet yawning = MOM and meeting phinished


2012-12-14

Yawning is contagious.


2012-12-14

If the guy sitting in front of me is going to increase his yawning rate from the current 2 / min, I'm going to go to sleep mode.


2012-12-12

By now, the world would have wished Rajnikanth a very happy birthday today.

Now, we give a damn to the Mayan calendar.


2012-12-12

Hold on! Hold on!

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2012-12-11

I don't believe in these stupid superstitions; especially when I wear my favourite yellow pants and pink shirt.


2012-12-11

I reserve my loyalty to the old shreader than the new printer. It helps me clear my work more efficiently, without evidence. 

#Canon


2012-12-11

Some are connected to their old printer in system and are loitering not able to find their prints.

#Canon


2012-12-11

Rumours are that our printer can print PDF in any given language. I tried English and it was perfect. 

#Canon


2012-12-11

One net savvy lady was found searching Angry Bird in the printer screen. 

#Canon