USA has already outsourced software outside its soil...
If SOPA & PIPA works out, it would outsource hardware (servers) too out...
PIPA? I only recall pipa, biba and fifa, as explained by vadivelu to prabhudeva, in 'காதலன்'...
SOPA and PIPA - if works out, may stop a lot of posting and sharing in FB...
*Tring Tring*
Bhajji: Hello...
Yuvaraj: Oye match dekha...
Bhajji: Haan yaar... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Yuvaraj: ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Bhajji: ha ha ha ha...
Yuvaraj: ha ha... OK bye...
*Click*
however tried, i was never able to capture the voice in photos...
working entire day yesterday, we came out with a business strategy...
boss said 'keep it safe and secure. competitors should not know it. it could be dangerous'
unintentionally and unknowingly i uttered 'err... to them sir?!'
sigh... i think i lost my appraisal this year too...
in my marriage snaps my wife was on my left... otherwise, she was always right...
indian batsmen should carry disclaimer like in mutual funds - 'past performance is not indicative of the future performance'
morning 'will sachin score 100?'...
2 hours later, 'will india score 100?'
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don't come to me with problems... come to me with solutions...
i have problem for every solution...
the way they intimate the premier of Ra.One in star world for 21 jan 9 pm, i wonder whether they are advertising or warning...
some women, however good looking they are, subconsciously believe that they are fat and hit for morning walk...
these are those who motivate laziest of lazy like me for a morning tea...
found 'Go Green' caption over a big plastic banner...
some fundamental misunderstanding?!!!
"stopping sachin's century is our target" - brad hayden...
hey boss... come on... sachin will take care of it all by himself... you just keep playing...
i read ads in paper such as "study here; work abroad", "pay here; study abroad", "study here; work from home", etc.
but, if anyone come across an ad that says, "pay here, earn anywhere, study nowhere", just ping me...
i feel myself as 'Buck' of IceAge3: Dawn of the Dinosaur...
i suspect that adding a little dandruff in washing machine gives shine to cloths... experimenting when sasi is not around...
anybody before experience on this topic?
i am tired with this faaaast changing world...
forget LinkedIn, even my FaceBook profile becomes obsolete in just 6 months time....
until i started attending family functions, i was under the impression that these guys were imaginary characters...
"காப்பி சாப்டீங்களாண்ணா??? அண்ணா... டிபன் சாப்டீங்களாண்ணா???"
i ceased to live; the moment i realised that i have no option but to live...
my friend said over lunch... 'once amoeba played a test match with our cricket team... it came to form...'
overheard at our society yesterday...
"tell mummy... its getting late for reception... show her the time..."
"relax dad... i have even shown her the calendar..."
i have a lot of friends... few happen to be girls and many boys...
and a few great ones, who can not be grouped under these petty classifications...
Agnus: What exactly is ' A New Year Resolution'?
Phil: It's a 'To Do' list for the first week of January...
everyone said hi to new year and slept...
i am chatting with it...
its the same every year, since time immemorial...
they celebrate it ahead of us... i want india to be placed east of Japan...
aah... these fashion trends...
sometimes i am not so sure if she's a him, or he's a her...
just me and the zoozoo in my cubicle...
hey all, those who have taken leave or started early, its great here in office...
you all missed it... you will repent missing being alone in office... i swear you will...
hey, my Mayan ancestor... Hope you are sure of your numbers and made correct prediction...
I have committed a lot to a lot... Don't get me in soup dude...
i agreed to drive my friend to office today...
he asked some clue to identify my car...
i sms'ed him my driving license number...
I think he is still searching me...
in mumbai, don't get excited if someone kisses in air...
actually he/she may be calling someone
i can't say i enjoy being single...
but i certainly enjoy being alone...
who's call you think i expect first, after my last post?
wifey...
no...
i am NOT drunk...
i am okay...
the biggest loser in LOTR is Frodo Baggins...
he destroyed the reason of the 10 hour trilogy...
water...
water...
water everywhere...
and i am one solid rock...
all these formal costumes and groomings make me uncomfortable...
they make me look good...
i was living fine...
then i was born...
i have been put into this world for one reason...
yes...
i will drink this glass of water now...
my brain says 'abandon your post'...
but my heart says, 'prepare for battle'...
what does the life teach you?
actually nothing...
just live and get lost... don't trouble the historians with your preachings and so called 'experiences'...
i bring hope to men...
but i keep none to myself...
-LOTR: Return of the king
"you can't get lost into the forest, unless you venture into a forest"
- a chipmunk in a TV cartoon, in the movie NEXT...
for last 10 min i have been roaming around the office, shaking hands with everybody and wishing 'Happy Birthday'...
many responded with 'Same to you man'...
finally Shiva corrected me... now i am back to square zero and have to wish everybody again - 'Happy New Year'...
blogged 'Call Centre Calls' at http://nvkarthik.blogspot.com
Samoa and Tokelau miss Friday...
Move directly from Thursday to Saturday...
i said a twitter status to my nephew, "i was born in another milleneum"...
he snapped, "that i see... but, on earth? to humans?"
hey come on... do i look like alien? am not even green...
if something looks stupid, but works, then it aint stupid...
people made more queries about deactivating FB timeline, than activating it...
check your pockets before dropping coins in them...
otherwise you will end up playing Hensel & Gretel with those who walk behind you...