2012-04-25

one day you cut class, for academic reasons, you recap every megaserials that you missed for last 3 months...

'நாதஸ்வரம்' is on now...

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2012-04-25

it seems that north is importing the zoo from south...

first 'Ek tha tiger'...

then 'Singam'...

and now 'Chiruthai' aka Cheetah as 'rowdy rathore'...

long back there was also 'Haathi mera saathi'...

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2012-04-25

a young couple were having coffee...

the girl spotted 2 of her friends outside the cafeteria, shouted at them to come inside for a coffee and introduced her boyfriend to them... 

a guy would never do this mistake...

given that one of her friend was much prettier...

anyway the girl has secured some witness for her relation, in case the boy tries to run away from relation...

girls are indeed clever...


2012-04-24

an office colleague was going for a smoke and just asked me for company...

I said, "I don't smoke..."

Gave a pause...

And then I said,"but my boyfriend does..."

Now he stopped calling me for smoke...


2012-04-24

employee proposes...

management disposes...

#appraisal


2012-04-24

if i get myself a tailor made customised appraisal system, then i may get a better appraisal...


2012-04-23

in the middle of heated meeting, answered a phone call and agreed for jewellery purchase...

guess who forgot to call me back???

#akshaya thirutiya


2012-04-23

Griffendors win over Slitheryns with harry potter catching the golden Snitch...

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2012-04-23

harry potter just got 'Nimbus 2000'... not just another broomstick...

#promotion

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2012-04-23

had harry potter been Chinese, he would have demanded two magic wands...

#chopsticks

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2012-04-23

every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...

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2012-04-23

every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...

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2012-04-23

what to watch???

ipl or

chalte chalte or

harry potter or

transporter or

the great movie 'ab insaaf hoga'???

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2012-04-23

why do i hear a bunch of drums???

have somebody won??? or somebody lose???

#ipl

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2012-04-23

first flying lesson is with broomsticks...

#potter

nothing different at office...


2012-04-23

welcome to Hogwarts... you can meet atleast a dozen Potters here...

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2012-04-23

'Tanishq' is a reason for inflation...

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2012-04-23

am i from 20th century or belong to 21st or both???

#multi century question


2012-04-23

i don't know where the 'Sorting Hat' has put me in life...

#harry potter

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2012-04-23

harry potter taught me a thing... however smart and handsome you are - your friend, and not you, get the best girl...

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2012-04-23

if i speak truth straight from my heart, i would be in jail and you folks in asylum...


2012-04-22

many-a-times, photoshop is better than make-up...


2012-04-22

A: mere paas gaadi hai...

B: (sigh!)

A: banglow hai...

B: (sigh!!)

A: karodon ka paisa hai...

B: (deep sigh!!!)

A: ek sundar'si biwi hai...

B: ???!!!! uh.. hm.. he he.. ha ha ha... HO HO HO HO... HA HA HA HA...

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2012-04-22

mere paas batman hai, spiderman hai, ironman hai, superman hai...

tere paas kya hai???

mere paas Hanuman hai...

#stop plagiarism

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2012-04-22

Velu [email protected] Ondro Nandru

+914466808034

#Vikatan

இன்று... ஒன்று... நன்று...! 

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2012-04-22

biological clock sets alarm much early on holidays...


2012-04-22

a guy in love has bright face...

a guy not in love has bright future...


2012-04-22

used 'all out - advanced' in power mode...

its finished in just 11 days...

these mosquitoes seem to be 'all out' guzzlers...

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2012-04-22

many seem to be watching 'Dailymotion' with their facebook signed on...

be careful people...


2012-04-21

i hate Haywards 5000 group...

when they have such great products, why do they just market their club soda???

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2012-04-21

every invention kills a profession...

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2012-04-21

china seems to know better about our technology, than us...

we say 5 K...

and they say 8 K...


2012-04-21

baaraah mahine mein;

baaraah tharike se;

appraisal form'u,

bharoonga re mein...

dhinka chika, dhinka chika;

dhinka chika, dhinka chika;

hey hey hey heeey...

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2012-04-21

'better safe than worried...', says Jhankaar Beats...

I say, 'safety overrides all production targets...'

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2012-04-21

i can argue with you so long as you disagree with me...

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2012-04-21

where you stand depends on where you sit...

#Allison


2012-04-21

if your friends speak truth, you are in danger...

#kalyug


2012-04-21

kinder garden school managements should think ahead...

they should also run matrimonial sites...

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2012-04-21

a little accident on road and we found vegetables and food scattered all over the road...

we stepped over it and moved ahead...

why???

to earn the same food...

#funny humans

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2012-04-21

roti - kapda - makaan

aaj'kal roti ki atta ka khethi nahi hothi...

badan mein kapda kam hote jaa rahein hai...

aur city bhar makaan hi makaan hai...


2012-04-21

"நாம ஏமாந்துட்டோம் மாமா..."

"ஆமான்டா மாப்ளே...

promotion'னு சொல்லி designation'ஐ மட்டும் மத்திட்டாங்கடா...

நாம மோசம் போயிட்டோம்டா மாப்ளே..."

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2012-04-21

ஹல்லோ மிஸ்டர்...

நேத்து review பண்ண வர்றேன்னு சொன்னீங்க, வரவேல்ல???

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2012-04-21

ஹெல்லோவ்வ்...

நா promotion இல்லா manager சங்கத் தலைவர் nvk பேசுறேன்...

நீங்க யார் பேசுறது???

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2012-04-21

என்னது appraisal'ஆ???

போய் பிள்ளை குட்டிங்கள படிக்க வைக்குற வேலையப் பாருய்யா...

கப்பித்தனமா பேசிக்கிட்டு...

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2012-04-21

கட்டதுரைக்கு கட்டம் சரியில்லேன்னு நெனைக்குறேன்...

நம்ம appraisalல கை வைக்குறதே அவனுக்கு வேலையா போச்சு...

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2012-04-21

i am 3 years short for being eligible for President post...


2012-04-20

people...

its last day to make your to-be-born kid witness the Mayan prophecy...


2012-04-20

sun seems to be a conspiracy by god to make me lose the water i drink...


2012-04-20

hey boss...

i agreed for flexi hours...

now you agree for flexi working...


2012-04-20

why don't i bump into single guys at coffee shops such as Barista, CCD, etc.???

Not that i am interested in them...

Just wondering that they are always there to pay for someone's bills...