தாக்குரே தாத்தா நெலமை கடைஸீல 'எம்டன் மகன்' தாத்தா மாதிரி ஆகிப்போச்சே...
Went to a friend's place. He said, pointing to his wife, "She is my issue". I laughed loud and said, "Ha ha ha... Wives are always an issue for a guy". His wife starred at me and said, "My name is Ishitaa. He calls me Ishu". Blink!!!
சூர்யாவுக்கு ஒரு cycle வாங்கினோம்... லூஸா இருந்த handle barஐ tight செய்ததை பார்த்த மாமியார் சொன்னார், "பரவால்ல. மாப்ள பெரிய என்ஜினியரா வருவாப்ல"
#ஹல்லோ ஹல்லோ... நாங்க already 15 வருஷமா என்ஜினியர் தான்...
Went to look Scooty Pep plus for Sasi...
When the executive was explaining the features i just was going Hmm, Um hmmm, is it, etc.
Then just one question (by mistake), "what is the price difference between petrol and diesel version?"
That ended sales transaction. I hope he will not sell me his bike even if i show my degree certificate.
Thank God. I didn't ask the price difference between AC and non-AC model.
the so called telecom control has stopped me from sending sms from my mobile... i was just able to send for people upto K on my mobile... my mobile now blocks me from sending bulk sms... so wishing you here "HAPPY DIWALI"... i request all to come to my FB timeline and take this wish...
the idea of 'panoramic camera' would have been from that uncle, who wanted to take photo of aunty in a single snap...
Toyota aims for talking cars -News
#Now you wont miss your wife/girlfriend when you drive alone
Wish you all a happy holi...
#PriyankaChopra #Nokia
Tonsure is the only style you get the way you explain it to the barber. All other requests are executed by the way he interprets it.
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இத எந்த கேட்டகிரில சேக்குறதுன்னு தெர்ல...
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I'm OK about Likes and Shares. But, please, have a little concern while you comment.
FYI
Share photo was taken on my only foreign trip, which was before marriage.
Like photo was taken during my marriage, reception to be precise.
Comment photo was taken after marriage, probably at any given time at home.
There have been a lot of Like-Share-Comment photos on Facebook, primarily with Ajith-Soorya-Vijay in various orders.
Let me try some from my end.
No intention to hurt anyone, and its just fun.
Obama bhau manoos?!!
"மாமியாரே, தீபாவளிக்கு டிவியில் என்ன போடுறான்?"
"வேறென்ன... விளம்பரம் தான்"
#என்ன ஒரு நிதர்சனமான உண்மை
I'm am not pretty sure about The Matrix.
But I do know about The FaceBook.
We should be proud about IRCTC....
It is so against reservations...
-Tushar
Nobel Committee is under fix now.
What will they award Obama this time around?
Atleast Americans made sure that Obama will not become President again, atleast after this 4 years.
Here people get posts again and again. Generally, President is by selection and not by election. This time around, even Prime Minister was by selection, and not election.
After hearing about Surface from me for about five minutes, my mother-in-law declared that Ariel is way too better.
Hey Microsoft, you have put more effort in marketing. Atleast a little more than Surf Excel.
The Gourava supremo Mr. Dhirudhirashtra wouldn't have faced password problem. He had 100 kids names to select from.
Though blind, he seems to be a real visionary.
One of the kids in my family believes that 'passbook' is where you keep all your passwords written on hard.
Many generally use their ex names as their password. I even ran out of it.
Hey computer, if you want new password from me, arrange me new online girlfriends (via FB, Twitter, etc.), so that i can use their names as password
At this password change rate, forget others knowing my password, even I don't know my password after few days.
My password should contain what I could remember. Min 8 character, atleast one number, one special character, one capital letter, one small letter, one girlfriend's name, etc. makes it real complicated
Selecting password seems a more laborious job than selecting an id
If being asked to change the password every month is a cruelty, conditions that it should not match with last five passwords is sheer atrocity.
A great news.
Now 'Share' button is enabled for Facebook in mobile.
Now we can share photos via mobile, to enable someone getting money from Facebook for their medical treatment.
Don't talk 'peter' English at home.
Yesterday during lunch, wifey was talking and talking. Observing my expressionless expression, she asked, "You wantsomething?"
I said, waving hands dramatically, "I need a little peace"
Wifey silently kept just one little chicken piece, and took away all other chicken pieces from my plate.
Ultimately they did it.
They changed the location of my meeting and forgot (purposefully?) to tell me where.
I called them. Two did not pick up their phone. Other picked, whispered, "I'm in a meeting. Will call back" and cut the phone.
Come on ppl. Its my meeting. I have convened it. Let me in.
SMS conversation
I: Coming to your place.
Sunil: Don't come. I have come to meet a lady in finance section. Btw, she is OOO.
I: Is it? Continue talking to her. Tell location. I'll be there in 2 minutes.
Sunil: Idiot. Stay at your place. By OOO, I meant 'Out Of Office'
October 31 - Wednesday
Avoid auto and taxi tomorrow, as a protest against their tariff hike.
Try ride sharing site www.zinghopper.com instead.
Spread the news.
"Today is sunday" Share this with 15 friends on facebook wall. Within 7 days you'll get another sunday. It really works. One of ma friend ignored dis msg & he got a monday within 24 hrs.. Believe me it works ....
A sales girl called at our door.
As I opened, she asked, "Can you please call some elders in the home?" And started to speak to my wifey who just came out.
Now, how could this be MY fault?!!!
Try this QR
I had called an agent for taking term insurance on my name.
After ten minutes, maybe observing ground reality in our home closely, the agent turned to my wifey and said in a serious tone, "Madam, you actually need huge insurance cover. Not your husband"
There is one more thing I envy about the cartoon characters...
They seem happy and content with a single set of dress throughout their entire life...
Ref: Kungfu Panda, Shrek, etc.
My senior Bugs is on Vijay tv now...
#NKPK
அட்டு ஃபிகர் படத்தை போட்டு, 'படத்தில் இருப்பவர் மாடலே' என்று பொய் சத்தியம் செய்யும் விகடன் போன்ற பத்திரிக்கைகளை வன்மையாக கண்டிக்கின்றேன்
Went to McDonald for lunch.
A 10 year old kid was ahead of me in queue, wearing cooling glasses.
I told her, "In our time, we didn't flaunt with goggles".
With a smile she said, "Arre uncle... Global warming was not at it's peak then. Now you need goggles".
Sigh. Kids these days know to merge fashion with environment.
Don't pull me into madness...
Just invite...
Review from Ram Balaji
There are two types of auto drivers...
One, who pick up the phone while driving and start talking loudly...
Other, who let their precarious loud ringtoneto continue...
By far, as I know, the second category is more dangerous...
While deciding on which door to enter, my head sways as if I'm watching a tennis match from first row...
#MumbaiLocal
You forget your mobile at home for a single day; almost everyone of the in-laws who has a phone connection gets a call from your mobile.
Love to shift my vision from 350 to 500... But, 350 itself is still lovable and am eager to have 350...
Royal Enfield launches Thunderbird 500
Your ancestors called it magic...
...but you call it science.
I come from a land where they are one and the same.
-Thor, an Avenger
Taking cue from Bollywood, if you search for the persons with names Urmila, Anushka, Priyanka, Sonakshi, Sharukh, Salman, Ranbir, etc. within your organization, believe me, you are in for a rude cultural shock.
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Zoo of black holes
Travelling 11 billion years
Dr. Manda Banerji
