Mummy 8' sprung, chick 16' springs
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Palm sized son, but male son
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Heeeyyyy Village Administrative Officer... chaaange the judgeeement...
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Steal learn forget
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Other garden jasmine also smells
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Perumal is begging, Hanuman is snatching eating
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Self hand, self help
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Hen's eye is immaterial, gravy taste is the matter
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Today dead, tomorrow dairy
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Wanted
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Elephant
Dead or alive
Reward: 1000 gold
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Look me, luck come
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Frame will do it's duty
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Frame is a blackbox
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Your life is inside your hand
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Live, live leave
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Beat help <> (elder brother + younger brother) help
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Parrot like wife does not deny the need for monkey like small home
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City's ghee, my husband's hand
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Thinking flat rice, don't hit grinder
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Little drop cat
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While travelling in local today, a guy sitting on my left introduced himself and started pursuing me to a self development class that his boss was conducting.
After 15 minutes of blah blah blah he asked, "Am I wasting your time?"
I said, "No... In fact, you are wasting your time..."
He went silent and after just 5 minutes, I saw him convincing another victim...
Attended a kid's birthday party at society...
I declared silently that 'return gift' will be given to those kids who bring two glass of water from their home...
Five kids did came with water; but two with their mummy...
I eventually had to announce that the declaration is null & void...
P.S.: After the party, one kid was still searching the glass she brought from her home...
When you leave home, once your mom and wifey lock the door behind you, move away from the closed door as fast as you can... else you end up hearing THE best about you...
The Microsoft Forefront Identity Manager installed in my office laptop will recover my login password, if I forget it...
But yes, you have to remember the answers of five Authentication Challenges questions it lists out...
Personally, I prefer to remember one password rather than five odd answers...
My wonder is that, how the hell the Microsoft sales managers market this product?!!!
A colleague who returned from Shabarimala has distributed 'panchaamirtham' prasad... now the floor is almost empty and a huge queue at washbasin...
None of the products I actually need is advertised on television... All are luxury accessories... Advertisements are just a breather amidst mega serials/ movies / talk shows / easy slim ad / switched off tv...
After three years of, employees managed, bus travel to office - I'm back in local train from today...
Reason: bus contribution escalation from 1000 to 1700, while train will cost me less than 800
Flexible timing at office enables me this...
Benefits: reading books is less straining in train than in bus; can attend evening CS classes on time; meet more diversified people; buy a lot of peculiar things sold on train...
THIS is the problem of our society... nobody noticed that I'm wearing new dark tan colour leather shoes today...
Lost my soul...
When you hear SMS tone, all at once, from most of the mobiles in your office floor followed by loud sighs - understand that salary had been credited
If everything goes as per my plan, I'd be old in next 50 years...
I am yet to expertise in like, tag & share...
திப்பிலி சாப்பிட்ட பின் அதன் சுவை தாங்காமல் ஹரிணி கத்தியதாவது -
"ஐயையோ... தப்பலிக்குது... திப்பிலிக்குது..."
My blog for the Tamil free ebook on 'Lord of the Ring' by Karundhel
Hutch had set this trend - 'Bug the Pug'...
Dare keeping aloud your mobile ringtone as "Gol maal hai, bhai; sab gol maal hai" in office, including meetings???
#OfficeDares
வேதா...
உனக்கு K.R.Vijaya ரொம்பவும் பிடிக்குமாமே???
ஐயையோ விட்டுடேன்... #ஜீபூம்பா
நான் நல்லவனென்பதை, நான் சொல்லும் போது நம்பணும்... சீண்டிப் பார்த்து தெரிந்து கொள்ளக் கூடாது...
I missed bus today by 22 seconds...
Came to office by car, left at parking and reached my office, just to realize that I've left ID in car...
Leaving my bag with security, I walked back to car, just to realize (again) that I've left my car keys in bag...
Got back my car keys after a long walk, I was shocked to find my ID card missing from the dashboard...
When I bent down to search ID below the seats, the ID card sheepishly fell down from my shirt pocket...
Btw, few years ago I had applied for planning department via internal transfer. Luckily, for my company, I was not shortlisted...
Norway mass killer jailed for 21 years, for his killing spree last year.
PS: Kasab's case is in fast track.
Contrary to your popular expectations, I completed reading today morning #LOTR #karundhel.com #free #tamil #ebook
*Rajesh The Scorp
*Hollywood "I'm back" Bala
*குழந்தை Saravana Ganesh
*Shageevan Shan
*Mohan Ponraj
You are the stars...
PS: Rajesh, Tag others to this post... Let them know my appreciation...
எந்திரன் கிளிமஞ்ஜாரோ பாட்டில் Aishwarya Raiயை பார்த்தால் எனக்கு EMU ஞாபகமே வருகிறது... Why?!!!
Isn't it an irony that defence [de-fence] is all about making fences (and protecting it)???
Domestic response:
The hot water looked same as cold water. So I drank it. - Its ok dear. (Accepted)
The hot drink looked same as cold drink. So I drank it. - You #%%@. (REJECTED)
In our days, when we cut cake, friends used to clap...
Now they click...
If you see fat women jogging / exercising, know that she have maid at home...
If you see a lean lady jogging / exercising, know that she is going to be married...
Not just the passport size photo, but also the 'lace less' shoes were invented by potbelly people...
Sendhil and fat women strongly believe - fat people are innocent, selfless, just, etc.
Goundamani and lean people - Daaaaaaiiii...
