Being fat is distinctly different from being chubby...
PS: this is especially for 'சின்ன தம்பி' Prabhu...
"Don't think you are... Know you are..."
-Morpheus (on fat)
Fat, and not the purchasing capacity, pushes family from 2 wheeler to 4 wheeler...
If fat, men convince themselves that its lifestyle; women cheat themselves that its not THAT fat...
For men, fat = potbelly...
Just belly is not fat, but a status symbol...
There exist only two state for women - fat / size zero...
Fat cannot be removed by liposuction; but by removing lean people around you...
Fat does not exist; its a thought...
Android games behave weirdly with unique property... they produce more scores when played by wifey than hubby...
Eg: I struggle to touch 20 in 'Air Control Lite'... Sasi easily cross past 110 most of the times...
Survived 'Numenor'...
Now moving towards 'Return of the king'...
#karundhel.com #LOTR #tamil #free #ebook
If I finish my CS assignment before the release, I'm going to treat myself with "Expendables 2"...
SURYAவில் விஜய்...
#ATM
Read upto Chapter 18 - Last march of the Ents...
#karundhel.com #LOTR #tamil #free #ebook
At the end of every office party, many would get excited and declare - "This is the best party I attended in this company"...
Seeing the smiles of HR head and HOD, few would dare more - "This is the best party of my career"...
A couple others will go really maniac and declare - "This is the best party of my entire life"...
Those who really enjoy 'sit shut'...
'Nature calls' are, atleast technically, more effective than 'Wakeup calls'...
Though disturbed about payment, men are actually excited about the exit...
#billing #DMart
Women visit for home...
Men visit for homemakers...
#DMart
Should be declared as a 'stampede prone' region...
#DMart
Most Jean ladies are in Saree section...
Most Saree ladies are in Jean section...
And yes, right, I'm in women's section...
Beauty of most ladies is like a 'mirage'...
You go a little close - their beauty disappear...
How can I find Sasi in this huge crowd???
Every lady here looks beautiful and smart...
#DMart
They should install 'Public Announcement System' or assign an 'Assembly Point'...
#DMart
Trolleys filled and roaming inside > Empty cars parked outside
#DMart
Saying 'Thank You' to wifey is akin to saying 'I'm free till I go to office tomorrow morning. Give me any job. I'll do it happily'
'Dry Day' is not about drinking...
But, its about the sales of drinks...
#PseudoCulture
Simple question...
Just a simple question I asked...
And I got a great lecture...
#"Who is more beautiful? Tamanna? Or Katrina?"
Postcards shrunk to SMS... Now it has further reduced to just FB posts...
I have got just around 10 #IndependenceDay SMSs today...
Tamanna...
Richa...
#NaturePower
Susee...
Billu...
#Welltexx
Happy 66th Independence Day to all... Personally for me, its 5 years lesser...
My mom used to warn me to be careful of glassdoor, when I was a kid. Off late, now in FB, I see why.
Regarding our recent picnic to Aamby Valley, i just came to know that while all checked out of their rooms, two actually evacuated. They took with them complimentary bathroom slippers, apple, newspaper, scribbling pads, envelopes, shoe polish, laundry bags, pencils and matches from their rooms - when they left. Those that were firmly attached to the room were left out with heavy heart.
Britannia Marie biscuit is the most lazy biscuit in any given meeting room. It moves much slower.
Aakash 2 to be launched very soon: Kapil Sibal scares the tablet world
Read 'costumes and props' yesterday night... and 'music' today morning... #karundhel.com #LOTR #free #tamil #ebook
Jhalak Dhikla Jaa @ Colors... wow madhuri... dancers - you should learn the elegance of dance from her...
As we crossed the exit gate, a phone call went out from security... and on the other end, Subrata Roy smiled...
Went for water safari today morning. So switched off mobile and switched on just now. We just drenched in rain and falls today morning...
Russia is not a communist state... its best in it's liquid state...
Now i see Hugh's Boson... neat...
I don't need any more proof... Earth does rotate...
I found the washroom...
Its just behind the guy who told me to go straight, take right twice and again go straight
Are they dancing to the tune of Russian drink or the sunged song?
Maybe he is singing well, but someone is morphing his voice from inside of the mike / speaker
What is he singing?
I can sing worster than this...
Ball room and singing, but no Russian drink...
Wait...
What did i say?
Yeah... No Russian drink with sprite...
Out in field till now, in rain, playing stupid games that drenched me, along with purse. Drying money along with credit cards.
I see Marlyn Manroe's and Marlon Brando's around me, with Santosh Sivan's shooting them.
At lunch buffet. There is 1 table for veg and 1 for nonveg.
And there are 17 mutually exclusive queues, independent of the soup queue
First time travel on a Mercedes car. From my room to lunch ball room.