Kids are better negotiators...
They bargain happiness for just a chocolate, or balloon, or a doll...
We adults can't even settle for a gadget, or vehicle, or holiday package...
Until I get dual mouth and dual brain, sorry, I can't understand the concept of dual sim mobiles.
What is the procedure to change a surname from Matondkar to Nilagiri?
One of my male colleague has sent me a message.
"Hi Karthik,
I've trying to get in touch with you via your desk number, but was not able to. So mailing you.
How and where can I touch you?"
Eeeeek. I demand Z category protection from this guy.
Know thyself; and do tell all.
#IronMan
We everybody get a girl in our neighbourhood, like that of Spiderman's
Being pushed from a local;
Rushing towards the next connecting local;
Chanting with everybody - "poode chalo";
Squeeze through the sea of travellers;
Standing in your allowed 1/2 sq. feet;
It takes time for you to realize
that
You are on the right train...
Why do people hate Justin Bieber?
Just because she declared her gender as male?
Some women declare their age,if at all, like in a cheque - "37 only" or "44 only", etc.
After through and detailed investigation, dentist diagnosed that cleaning is the first thing needed in my mouth. Tomorrow 8:15 pm appointment.
At this juncture, I salute all those who were talking to me face to face. Also, better you check your respective nose.
My expectations about the dentist shattered when I realised that there was no lady nurse.
At the dentist. I will declare to the doctor upfront: "I'm the sole breadwinner of the family. So please handle with care."
Leave Hamam soap with it's cover in a bucket filled with water for three days... it will dissolve from inside...
however, don't try this stunt if you are not a bachelor... the domestic repercussions are extremely impactive...
Watching a couple on the cover page of the tamil book I was reading, a local co-passenger asked,
"What's the book?"
I, "Its Sigmund Freud"
C-P, "..."
I,"about psychology"
C-P, "???!!!!"
I, "its about sexual psychology"
C-P, "oh i see... is it available in English?"
I, "(##%%#@% in mind) yes... M. Karunanidhi has translated this book in English. Try at CST Wheeler or www.flipkart.com"
He looked satisfied and seemed determined to buy this book.
??? Facebook allows me to #Promote my important posts... what is this? Is it worth the 0.30USD? Will it be available in INR?
PS: If I indeed promote my posts, what's the probability that I'd be booked for public nuisance?
Reading Sigmund Freud in tamil... realising the need of correct and proper technical terms in tamil...
it took me some 15 minutes to realise that நசுக்குதல் means supression and நனவிலி மனம் means subconscious mind...
I miss #சுஜாதா
Yesterday night, at Ganpati pooja at society, after every "Gannnpatii Bapppaaaa...", my son was excitedly shouting "Sooooryaaa"...
Hmmm, the #PublikuttyBoy does know to grab attention...
It's International Book Week! The rules: grab the closest book to you, turn to page 52, and post the 5th sentence there as your status. Don't mention the title. Copy the rules as part of your status.
"தந்தையான தன்னை சுலைமான் ஷீகோ மதிக்காமல் போய்விடலாம் என தாரா எண்ணினார்."
Preparations seems to be in full swing at the neighbourhood Neelkanth Park...
I fear a noisy night outside my balcony...
#Ganpati
During a meeting, a colleague from IT took my pen to scribble some note.
After few trials he gave me a look and said, "Your pen has gone bad".
I took my pen back, returned his look and said, "Nope. But, its write protected"
டாய்லெட்ல தண்ணி வராட்டா நீ நாறிடுவ... தண்ணி போகாட்டா ஊரே நாறிடும்...
If water doesn't come in your toilet, you suffer... If water doesn't go from your toilet, even your neighbours suffer...
Dancing cow dance extract, singing cow sing extract
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Dirty towel, twist tie
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Mummy 8' sprung, chick 16' springs
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Palm sized son, but male son
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Heeeyyyy Village Administrative Officer... chaaange the judgeeement...
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Steal learn forget
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Other garden jasmine also smells
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Perumal is begging, Hanuman is snatching eating
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Self hand, self help
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Hen's eye is immaterial, gravy taste is the matter
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Today dead, tomorrow dairy
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Wanted
-----------
Elephant
Dead or alive
Reward: 1000 gold
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Look me, luck come
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Frame will do it's duty
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Frame is a blackbox
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Your life is inside your hand
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Live, live leave
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Beat help <> (elder brother + younger brother) help
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Parrot like wife does not deny the need for monkey like small home
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
City's ghee, my husband's hand
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Thinking flat rice, don't hit grinder
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
Little drop cat
#TamilProverbsInSimpleEnglish
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While travelling in local today, a guy sitting on my left introduced himself and started pursuing me to a self development class that his boss was conducting.
After 15 minutes of blah blah blah he asked, "Am I wasting your time?"
I said, "No... In fact, you are wasting your time..."
He went silent and after just 5 minutes, I saw him convincing another victim...
Attended a kid's birthday party at society...
I declared silently that 'return gift' will be given to those kids who bring two glass of water from their home...
Five kids did came with water; but two with their mummy...
I eventually had to announce that the declaration is null & void...
P.S.: After the party, one kid was still searching the glass she brought from her home...
When you leave home, once your mom and wifey lock the door behind you, move away from the closed door as fast as you can... else you end up hearing THE best about you...