...because, we tolerate corrupt even in defence and sports.
#mayan2012
...because, we are okay with honour killings.
#mayan2012
...because, we avoid becoming witness at court for any crime.
#mayan2012
...because, we can't think beyond removing the black screen to prevent rapes.
#mayan2012
...because, we don't believe in castes but in quota.
#mayan2012
...because, we don't share even water.
#mayan2012
...because, we have to set aside more budget to defence than agriculture.
#mayan2012
...because, of the way we handle Irom.
#mayan2012
...because, of the way we handled Ruchika.
#mayan2012
...because, we kill little girl who wanted every girl to study.
#mayan2012
...because, we kill people administering polio vaccine to make us walk straight in future.
#mayan2012
...because, we shoot little kids just because they can't hold a gun and shoot back.
#mayan2012
...because, we let rapists even if they pull out 95% of victim's intestine after the crime.
#mayan2012
...because, we let people (many read it as Sri Lankan Tamils) get killed just across the sea.
#mayan2012
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The world has technically ended, because...
#mayan2012
Studies are not my problem. Studying is.
#CS exam next week.
Wifey: Where's the Nescafe pocket?
I: I had emptied that in the bottle.
Wifey: ??? Why?
I: Just to help you.
Wifey: Did you clean the bottle before filling?
I: Yes. I even washed it.
Wifey: ??? Did you wipe it dry?
I: What? Why?!!!
Wifey: #@%##**%
Early morning, while everyone is sleeping inside the home, you go out to dispatch the garbage. The door unfortunately gets locked from behind. You can either wait silently till the door is opened from inside. Or bang the door and stand silently to the questions of the one who opens the door. It all depends on your courage and the pressure of nature call.
My gorgeous green goggles are missing since seven days. Maybe the world will end.
It's sometimes better to miss someone rather then getting them back in your life.
Yeah. That's the guy. He is no more.
-Fox News
Fox tv goofup - showing the wrong Ravishankar (religious leader) photo while airing the news of the death of Pandit Ravishankar (musician).
People even share their intellect, but never the biscuits and wafers kept near them.
#meeting
Hey Ganpat, chal chai laa...
Eye meet eye = Love
Yawning meet yawning = MOM and meeting phinished
Yawning is contagious.
If the guy sitting in front of me is going to increase his yawning rate from the current 2 / min, I'm going to go to sleep mode.
By now, the world would have wished Rajnikanth a very happy birthday today.
Now, we give a damn to the Mayan calendar.
Hold on! Hold on!
I don't believe in these stupid superstitions; especially when I wear my favourite yellow pants and pink shirt.
I reserve my loyalty to the old shreader than the new printer. It helps me clear my work more efficiently, without evidence.
#Canon
Some are connected to their old printer in system and are loitering not able to find their prints.
#Canon
Rumours are that our printer can print PDF in any given language. I tried English and it was perfect.
#Canon
One net savvy lady was found searching Angry Bird in the printer screen.
#Canon
Before paper is replenished in the printer, I think they are going to upgrade the application software in it.
#Canon
Curiosity kills the printer.
#Canon
As of now, the printer room in our floor is a better social gathering spot than even the pantry or the washroom.
#Canon
We got one new huge Canon printer installed in our floor and 27 self styled experts lurking around it.
Folks, please stop explaining me it's features and allow me to take a print.
I object my lawyer, your Honour!
Frodo digitalized...
8 Hobbits = 1 Hobbyte
Never felt more luckier.
After a week of 'without' travel, sincerely because I forgot the deadline, I got quarterly train pass today morning; and the ticket checker came in just as I boarded the train.
OMG I did it again. Took the wrong lunch box to office - the filled one.
Someone removed my 6:00 AM morning alarm. Its ok. To err is human.
But they added a 4:38 AM alarm. This is alarmingly inhuman.
Article 66 promotes fake IDs
Don't blame them for not selecting what is best for the country; blame yourself for not selecting what is best for your country.
I was told by leaders and elders that voting is my duty as a citizen of the country and abstaining is bad. I was guilty as I missed voting in election. Now I am not.
Somethings dead yesterday evening; let's scavenge it when market opens today morning
அலாரம் அடிச்சு எழுந்தவனைவிட, அதை அணைத்து தொலைக்கச் சொல்லி ரூம்மேட் அடிச்சு எழுந்தவனுங்கதான் அதிகம்...
#பேச்சுலர் பாய்ஸ்
A call came from unknown landline today early morning by 06:45.
Entire conversation went in Hindi.
A girl in a hushy voice asked, "Can you pick me up today at Shanti Bhojan?" I still in sleep, asked, "What?" She said, "I'm sorry for yesterday. Please forgive me." I, still perplexed, "Listen. I don't even know who you are." Silent sobbing started from other end and she cut the line saying, "Fine. But I won't forget you till I die."
I was full awake by now and realised that I just killed a cute little puppy love.
I called back to set things right. Some other lady took. Before I finished my "Hello", she started, "Look here. Stop troubling my baby. If her father knows, he'll kill both of you." I was pretty irritated by now, "Listen, listen. I didn't call your daughter. She called me. Okay?" Now she started to sob, "What does she know? She is just a little girl. You go away from her. I don't want my husband going to jail on your account." And slammed the phone down.
Hell with these clowns. I didn't call back, not fearing that her father would kill, but that he too would start sobbing.
Finally, a word for the unknown guy, as a man to a man - Dude. Run away from this girl. You don't know what trouble you are getting into.
Yes! After my mummy-in-law came to my home a couple of weeks ago, for a short stay, they installed CCTV in my society. So what?
Forgetting lunch at office is one thing; forgetting lunch box at office is terror.