Dare keeping aloud your mobile ringtone as "Gol maal hai, bhai; sab gol maal hai" in office, including meetings???
#OfficeDares
வேதா...
உனக்கு K.R.Vijaya ரொம்பவும் பிடிக்குமாமே???
ஐயையோ விட்டுடேன்... #ஜீபூம்பா
நான் நல்லவனென்பதை, நான் சொல்லும் போது நம்பணும்... சீண்டிப் பார்த்து தெரிந்து கொள்ளக் கூடாது...
I missed bus today by 22 seconds...
Came to office by car, left at parking and reached my office, just to realize that I've left ID in car...
Leaving my bag with security, I walked back to car, just to realize (again) that I've left my car keys in bag...
Got back my car keys after a long walk, I was shocked to find my ID card missing from the dashboard...
When I bent down to search ID below the seats, the ID card sheepishly fell down from my shirt pocket...
Btw, few years ago I had applied for planning department via internal transfer. Luckily, for my company, I was not shortlisted...
Norway mass killer jailed for 21 years, for his killing spree last year.
PS: Kasab's case is in fast track.
Contrary to your popular expectations, I completed reading today morning #LOTR #karundhel.com #free #tamil #ebook
*Rajesh The Scorp
*Hollywood "I'm back" Bala
*குழந்தை Saravana Ganesh
*Shageevan Shan
*Mohan Ponraj
You are the stars...
PS: Rajesh, Tag others to this post... Let them know my appreciation...
எந்திரன் கிளிமஞ்ஜாரோ பாட்டில் Aishwarya Raiயை பார்த்தால் எனக்கு EMU ஞாபகமே வருகிறது... Why?!!!
Isn't it an irony that defence [de-fence] is all about making fences (and protecting it)???
Domestic response:
The hot water looked same as cold water. So I drank it. - Its ok dear. (Accepted)
The hot drink looked same as cold drink. So I drank it. - You #%%@. (REJECTED)
In our days, when we cut cake, friends used to clap...
Now they click...
If you see fat women jogging / exercising, know that she have maid at home...
If you see a lean lady jogging / exercising, know that she is going to be married...
Not just the passport size photo, but also the 'lace less' shoes were invented by potbelly people...
Sendhil and fat women strongly believe - fat people are innocent, selfless, just, etc.
Goundamani and lean people - Daaaaaaiiii...
Being fat is distinctly different from being chubby...
PS: this is especially for 'சின்ன தம்பி' Prabhu...
"Don't think you are... Know you are..."
-Morpheus (on fat)
Fat, and not the purchasing capacity, pushes family from 2 wheeler to 4 wheeler...
If fat, men convince themselves that its lifestyle; women cheat themselves that its not THAT fat...
For men, fat = potbelly...
Just belly is not fat, but a status symbol...
There exist only two state for women - fat / size zero...
Fat cannot be removed by liposuction; but by removing lean people around you...
Fat does not exist; its a thought...
Android games behave weirdly with unique property... they produce more scores when played by wifey than hubby...
Eg: I struggle to touch 20 in 'Air Control Lite'... Sasi easily cross past 110 most of the times...
Survived 'Numenor'...
Now moving towards 'Return of the king'...
#karundhel.com #LOTR #tamil #free #ebook
If I finish my CS assignment before the release, I'm going to treat myself with "Expendables 2"...
SURYAவில் விஜய்...
#ATM
Read upto Chapter 18 - Last march of the Ents...
#karundhel.com #LOTR #tamil #free #ebook
At the end of every office party, many would get excited and declare - "This is the best party I attended in this company"...
Seeing the smiles of HR head and HOD, few would dare more - "This is the best party of my career"...
A couple others will go really maniac and declare - "This is the best party of my entire life"...
Those who really enjoy 'sit shut'...
'Nature calls' are, atleast technically, more effective than 'Wakeup calls'...
Though disturbed about payment, men are actually excited about the exit...
#billing #DMart
Women visit for home...
Men visit for homemakers...
#DMart
Should be declared as a 'stampede prone' region...
#DMart
Most Jean ladies are in Saree section...
Most Saree ladies are in Jean section...
And yes, right, I'm in women's section...
Beauty of most ladies is like a 'mirage'...
You go a little close - their beauty disappear...
How can I find Sasi in this huge crowd???
Every lady here looks beautiful and smart...
#DMart
They should install 'Public Announcement System' or assign an 'Assembly Point'...
#DMart
Trolleys filled and roaming inside > Empty cars parked outside
#DMart
Saying 'Thank You' to wifey is akin to saying 'I'm free till I go to office tomorrow morning. Give me any job. I'll do it happily'
'Dry Day' is not about drinking...
But, its about the sales of drinks...
#PseudoCulture
Simple question...
Just a simple question I asked...
And I got a great lecture...
#"Who is more beautiful? Tamanna? Or Katrina?"
Postcards shrunk to SMS... Now it has further reduced to just FB posts...
I have got just around 10 #IndependenceDay SMSs today...
Tamanna...
Richa...
#NaturePower
Susee...
Billu...
#Welltexx
Happy 66th Independence Day to all... Personally for me, its 5 years lesser...
My mom used to warn me to be careful of glassdoor, when I was a kid. Off late, now in FB, I see why.
Regarding our recent picnic to Aamby Valley, i just came to know that while all checked out of their rooms, two actually evacuated. They took with them complimentary bathroom slippers, apple, newspaper, scribbling pads, envelopes, shoe polish, laundry bags, pencils and matches from their rooms - when they left. Those that were firmly attached to the room were left out with heavy heart.
Britannia Marie biscuit is the most lazy biscuit in any given meeting room. It moves much slower.
Aakash 2 to be launched very soon: Kapil Sibal scares the tablet world
Read 'costumes and props' yesterday night... and 'music' today morning... #karundhel.com #LOTR #free #tamil #ebook
Jhalak Dhikla Jaa @ Colors... wow madhuri... dancers - you should learn the elegance of dance from her...
As we crossed the exit gate, a phone call went out from security... and on the other end, Subrata Roy smiled...
