hope all the files are cleared...
#Mantralaya, Mumbai
i think there is a nexus between Soorya and all the chocolate shops on the way to his school to deplete my salary along with my savings...
Soorya knows where to cry and when to stop...
'Jain' chicken???
@Viswa Jyothi Fine Dine, Palm Beach Road, Navi Mumbai
office culture should be upgraded with commercial breaks...
#Dilbert
i didn't attend Sasi's phonecall that came by 3 PM... i was in a meeting...
i called back by 4 PM and she explained, "I called to say that I am going to sleep and Don't Disturb"...
she was obviously in middle of her sleep, but still spared her valuable 14 minutes to lecture me on phone call-back etiquette...
if someone from Panvel area uploads a photo with me being chased by a dog - don't believe... its a fake...
FYI i am in good terms with canines...
especially after that 'NVK Protection from Animals (Amendments) Act, 2004'
NO... ability to operate ATM does not amount to financial proficiency / computer skills...
people start giving advise as experts even if you slightly struggle at ATM...
FB is warning about my Wedding Anniversary, one week in advance...
Worst, it doesn't allow me to clear that notification...
Now all said and done, hope you wished every near and dear of yours a "Happy Father's Day"; and not "Happy Fathers Day"...
#punctuation
i & son got 1.25 litre ThumpsUp...
we lost the cap in ditch while opening just outside the shop...
not to waste money or the gas in ThumpsUp, we managed to finish the drink then and there, completely in around 15 min...
#we call it savings...
#wifey calls it atrocity...
#we felt like bloated pythons...
just call a few random numbers today and if lady picks up, just say, 'Err... Hmm... Is uncle not at home??? I just wanted to wish him Happy Fathers Day...'
#let there be chaos
Communism is almost buried...
Now, preserved body of 'Tholhar' Lenin is also decided to be buried...
#Russia #Communism
"Intelligence is not a privilege... It's a gift..."
#Spider-Man 2
love is like six-pack... you have to develop and maintain it...
but friendship is like pot-belly... it just grows and never goes...
i am similar to amoeba... we both are 'single cell' beings...
"Shortcuts will never get you money..."
#i don't know about others... but auto and taxi drivers live by this code...
by 3PM in office today, called a friend in phone and asked loudly, 'So raha hai kya???'
Someone inside a cubicle behind me immediately replied, 'Nahi... Nahi...'
he could have stopped at that, but continued, 'abhi chai banata hoon...'
Sidra...
Kimberley...
#Dove
"Our agitation is only against petrol hike; not against Central Government" - DMK chief M Karunanidhi
#anyone who understanded this dialogue can be please explained that to me...
i strongly believe that Airtel use AC current for their network operations...
#here i have signal... oops... now i don't have...
sometimes i am forced to suspect that Airtel has integrated mobile jammers with their SIM cards...
#pathetic network
a great way to stay awake controlling mosquitoes...
#goodnight active - push பண்ணுங்க; குஷியா இருங்க...
கூடிக் கூடி பேசிக்கிறாய்ங்க...
கேட்டா, மேலயும் கீழயும் பார்த்து, "நீ அதுக்கு சரிப்பட்டு வரமாட்ட''ங்குறாய்ங்க...
#promotion
moon and stars...
joint and nuclear...
#family
Full Moon And Stars is a photograph by Frank Feliciano
hey MS Word... do not deprive me my rights to make speling mistake...
#nvk
ZooZoo's and Pug's were compensated by Takeshi Castle's...
#Vodafone
tank fish...
pot plant...
#slow poison...
You cant spell even 'Excuses' correctly???
#ExcucesToBreakUp
What??? My phone was not reachable??? And you called my friend???
#ExcucesToBreakUp
Why didn't you 'Like'd my latest photo in FB???
#ExcucesToBreakUp
Why did you 'Like'd her latest photo in FB???
#ExcucesToBreakUp
You slept??? Without SMSing me goodnight???
#ExcucesToBreakUp
What??? You know other lipstick flavours???
#ExcucesToBreakUp
You don't like pink???
#ExcucesToBreakUp
if you like me, please don't like me...
#FB version of Bodyguard's punch
drachma --> phoenix --> drachma --> euro --> drachma???
#Greece
today's Bing wallpaper...
comment apna hai...
i don't care, whether i care or not...
#punch
if i start, i finish...
if its not finished, it means i have not started yet...
#punch
"India will restore investor confidence" Krishna tells US - The Hindu
#hey krish... you are supposed to report to India; not US...
catching self styled godmen is becoming difficult these days, than catching the God Himself...
#nithyananda
you can know the true nature of a kid when you snatch and eat the last pebble of 'Gems' the kid have...
#threshold
the most beautiful women will enter the office / meeting / project when you move out...
Bye Bye Google Maps...
Welcome Tom Tom...
#iDevice
i know what i want...
i just recheck and confirm it with wifey @ home / boss @ office...
#independent
some young girls assume they are old enough to wear certain dresses... it is a disaster...
more disastrous when some old ladies think they are young enough and wear as so...
#wear your age
a cockroach suspected to be dead creates more panic at home than actually live cockroach...
Vitaly...
Madagascar 3 @ McDonald's...
Alex...
Madagascar 3 @ McDonald's...
next time when someone sends me a scanned invitation via email and writes, "consider this as my personal invitation blah blah blah..."
i am going to just email back with my photo and write, "consider this as my personal presence..."
PS: beware... the same logic apples to gifts too... so take it seriously...