2012-06-05

whenever i see any new recruits... sigh... i feel i'm in the right company but wrong department...

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2012-06-05

forget young girl or midnight...

now-a-days, no one can walk freely on road without any fear...

#traffic

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2012-06-05

for last 3 weeks, since Sasi is back, i get rice, dal and rasam for lunch... no change...

now i know for sure that Sasi had been following my FB posts...


2012-06-03

Kiran was struck in the traffic, in his car, and found a cop loitering around...

Kiran, "saab... traffic toh clear karo..."

Cop, "chal saala... tum hi toh traffic ho... chalo bhaago..."

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2012-06-02

Bollywood Striptease (Front)

Fiction about the experiences of a lady into the film industry. Can not say it as a very interesting or informative story. But I read it in a week. I suggested this to my friend, who is a first time reader, but ended up myself reading it. Can not deny that cover page and author created an interest to read it.

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2012-06-02

i think i am very bad at making friends at lunch table...

#indian


2012-06-02

Bollywood Striptease (Back)

Author - Neeta Shah

Publishers - Rupa

Purchased - RCP, Navi Mumbai

I have added the back page of this book. Just because of the author. Look how beautiful the author has portrayed herself. I just was not able to neglect this last page.

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2012-06-01

ஓடிய கரப்பான்பூச்சியை தேடிப் பிடித்து "ஒழிந்தாயா சனியன்" என்று அடித்துக் கொல்லும் மனைவியின் முகத்தை அந்த கணத்தில் பார்க்கும் எந்த கணவனும், மனைவிக்கு பயப்படவே செய்கிறான்...

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2012-06-01

Surprise...

Now i am able to see tamil posts in Nokia E71... Tamil fonts are enabled... Waiting for the day when i can type in Tamil...

I can be more expressive then...


2012-06-01

people who ask my mobile number, somehow, find out / feel that i drink...

# 'ninety' eight 'sixty' seven one nine two six 'thirty' four...


2012-06-01

after the economically required moderate hike of Rs. 7.50, Petrol price have been drastically slashed by Rs. 1.60 i.e. more than 20% of price hiked...

Reason - concern towards peoples plight...

And NOT

1. Oil co's balance sheet that shows huge profit; or

2. Mamta's or MKaruna's threat to rock govt; or

3. Reduction in crude price; or

4. The National 'bandh' by Opposition parties

Just that Cong can not see plight in the eyes of public due to the price hike...


2012-05-31

does the label speak about the content or the one who consumes it???

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2012-05-31

i was stunned to watch a lady paying the bill for 7-8 gentlemen - kind'a first time in my life...

then, while they started, i noticed a gift (looked like Samsung 'Note') in the lady's hand...

#kuththunga ejamaan kuththunga


2012-05-31

there is no fraud like 'caller tune'...

you select your favourite song...

you pay money...

just that only you can't hear it... but all others can...


2012-05-30

everyday since my marriage, sasi used to check flights from mumbai to madurai...

i got hooked to this habit when my mother-in-law was here...


2012-05-30

are you prepared for 'bandh' tomorrow???

i have informed friends to come to regular weekend joint...

and yes, told sasi that i must attend office tomorrow at any cost...


2012-05-30

initially, just after my marriage, i introduced Sasi as my 'better-half' to some of my friends...

since then she always believes that she is always better than me... in every aspect...


2012-05-30

cleaning spilled Horlicks from son's mouth involves a bucket of water, two t-shirts, a shorts, half mug handwash and a tooth brush...

shouts from wifey is complementary...


2012-05-25

SMS from my friend Kamal...

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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?


2012-05-24

i suspect that my mother-in-law will start respecting me, if i stop using Dettol hand-wash for face...


2012-05-24

in the current fuel environment, Mr. Flintstone would have been a great carpool partner...


2012-05-24

Ulaga Cinema I

29. Khamosh Pani by Sabiha Sumar

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2012-05-24

Ulaga Cinema I

28. The 400 Blows by Francois Truffaut

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2012-05-24

Ulaga Cinema I

27. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial by Steven Spielberg

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2012-05-24

Ulaga Cinema I

26. The day I became a Women by Marzieh Meshkini

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2012-05-23

petrol pump attendant - how much sir???

anand srivastava - just spray for a couple of rupees over the car... i'm going to burn it down...

Anand Srivastava@FB

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2012-05-23

there was a change of office bus today...

our bus coordinator messaged to all us members, "Instead of regular bus, a new 40 seater will come today. The bus number will be MH 46 N 2162"

since the message is sent to managers, sr. mgrs, GMs and sr. GMs, he went on to clarify further, "The bus will be white in colour, with yellow garland tied to the bonnet and Jai Shri Hanuman'ji photo pasted in left hand side of front glass screen"

we easily identified the bus...


2012-05-23

Sasi - Will you take idly to office today???

I - Yes dear...

Sasi - Will you finish it there???

I - Yeah sure... Why doubt me???

Sasi - Hmm... I mean... All by yourselves???

I - (gulp) ?!!! Errr...


2012-05-23

Ulaga Cinema I

25. La Strada by Federico Fellini

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2012-05-23

Ulaga Cinema I

24. Postmen in the Mountains by Jianqi Huo

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2012-05-23

Ulaga Cinema I

23. Rashomon by Akira kurasowa

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2012-05-23

Ulaga Cinema I

22. Good Bye Lenin by Wolfgang Becker

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2012-05-23

Ulaga Cinema I

21. Citizen Kane by Orsen Welles

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2012-05-23

"All the conditions necessary for murder are met if you shut two people in a cabin measuring eighteen feet by twenty and leave them together for two months" - Cosmonaut Valeri Ryumin @ Rocket Men (book)

#now, do you understand why hubbys fear their wifeys???

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2012-05-21

once in a while, wifeys have a habit of asking their hubbys the moment he enters the home - "what change do you find in home today??? tell... tell..."

"you sweeped the room, dear???" is a pretty bad and damaging answer...


2012-05-21

mother-in-law knows your financial & liability status, much better than your employer / chartered accountant...

that too, much before you married her daughter... believe me...


2012-05-21

never add wifey in your FB friend's list... Mark - you were just married na??? you will know it soon...


2012-05-21

if wifey says that she knows your secret, let her reveal... you don't list out...


2012-05-21

having said all that - realize - wifey knows all your secrets...

she saves each mistake of yours for one new jewellery released in the market...


2012-05-21

never reveal your secrets to wifey... never reveal that you even have one... she will classify all these secrets as your mistakes...


2012-05-21

when wifey is sobbing, never apologise...

its a trap to list out your mistakes...


2012-05-21

when your wifey demands an apology, be clear what for...

or you'll end up revealing all your mistakes...


2012-05-20

DMart is women's casino...


2012-05-20

my mother-in-law has not complained about me, since yesterday evening 7:26 PM to till now...

will this amount to Paranormal Activity?!!!


2012-05-19

Astronaut Don Pettit creates the first mailing address in space...

"Don Pettit, Node 2, Deck 5, ISS, LEO 51.603"

what if i post him a mail without stamp on it?!!!

Astronaut Don Pettit Creates the First Mailing Address in Space 

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2012-05-19

a girl has updated her status in FB - "Moving to New York. Happy to see all friends again. Good Bye America"...

there were 16 'Likes'

and then some guy responded - "New York is in America"


2012-05-19

world's busiest person is the one whom you call, when you are bored to death...


2012-05-19

drinking how many pantry coffee will make me vomit???

let me check today...

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2012-05-19

got cold...

roaming around blowing my nose near everyone whom i don't like...

feels like the T-Rex of Jurassic Park...

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2012-05-19

if you want to excel survival techniques, work in my office on Saturdays, post lunch...

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