Karthik Nilagiri

2012-07-01

"sasi... when i read those emails from archeive that i sent you before our marriage, i feel kind'a stupid now... isn't it??? ;-)"

"its ok... i felt them stupid even then..."

"uh oh..."

#bulb

2012-07-01

on the way back from Dombivili, hoping to save Rs. 30 toll tax, i diverted car towards vashi via shilphata...

ended up passing through Tanishq @ InorbitMall and spending Rs. 35000 on 10 gram gold...

good thing is that i got a lot of reward points on my credit card...

2012-06-30

Psychic - "You want to know about your future???"

Douglas Quaid - "What about the past???"

#Total Recall

2012-06-30

women beat men in lot of fields, be it engineering or space or sports or politics...

at home they literally do...

#desperate husband

2012-06-30

i can even accept wifey saying 'dont use my facewash', but her next sentence, 'it will have no effect on you'...

may be i can stop her with first sentence by using her beauty cream...

2012-06-27

1. Sokku (Naadhaswaram)

2. Aiyaa (Thangam)

3. Maniyarasu (Chellamey)

4. Amudhaa (Chellamey)

5. Selvam - Expected (Thirumathi Selvam)

#indha vaaram 'Jail' vaaram...

2012-06-26

we are in a 5 day Dale Carnegie training programme this week...

trainer Hillary said that we should know people, even the names of the guy who serve us tea...

in the next break the pantry boy, with panic in his eyes, asked me - "did i do any mistake??? around 15 people checked my name... are you going to complain something about me..."

#apparently he had told his true name only to the first 4 persons...

2012-06-26

R.I.P. Lonesome George

#Galapagos

2012-06-25

3 years since a music merged with universe...

#MJ (1958-2009)

2012-06-25

pfizer...

enough what you did for chicks...

now do something for chicken...

#egg costs Rs.60 per dozen...

2012-06-24

following the scam with Ranjitha, another scam of beating an elderly person is revealed...

#nithi, you desperately need a SOP for the management of your CDs

2012-06-24

fire department seems to have lost faith in judiciary...

they are clearing all files...

Fire at Mumbai Mantralaya kills three, chars vital files

2012-06-24

my humble to salute all those political pundits who predicted fire in delhi post fire in mantralaya...

#internal ministry fire

2012-06-24

state level files were cleared in Mantralaya, Maharashtra fire...

hope national level files are cleared in today's fire at P.Chidambaram's office...

#democracy

2012-06-24

the hotel staff raised his voice at me on phone - "sir, order in english or hindi. don't mix it. i don't get what you say"

i had ordered - "ek egg masala"

#what to do? i am from 'ek gaaaon meeein... eeek kisaan... raghu thaa thaaaa...' era

2012-06-24

law prohibits a man from marrying two women...

i would have appreciated if it had prohibited marrying even one woman...

#desparate familyman

2012-06-24

practical realisation of today is that the key of A202 does not open A302...

#the inmates of A302 opened it from inside...

PS: i have advised them to colour their main door differently from that of mine...

2012-06-23

"Juhu party bust: Of the 92 revellers detained, 44 test positive for drugs" - Hindustan Times

#its heard that remaining 48 are asking their money back from organisers...

Juhu party bust: 44 test positive for drugs

2012-06-22

fortunately or unfortunately, i have not come across someone who bring colour pencils to copy even the colour from the presentation...

#training

2012-06-22

even though the members are assured a copy of the presentation, some do desperately take notes...

some even take additional sheets to take these notes...#training

2012-06-22

Rocket Men

Author - Craig Nelson

Publishers - John Murray

Purchased - flipkart.com, Navi Mumbai

2012-06-22

The Devotion of Suspect X

Author - Keigo Higashino

Publishers - Little, Brown

Purchased - flipkart.com, Navi Mumbai

A thriller where you know the murderer in the first chapter itself. My friend and 'CrackedPots' author Suresh Kumar suggested me this book.

2012-06-22

Empire of the Moghul - Raiders from the North

Author - Alex Rutherford

Publishers - Headline Review

Borrowed - Vivek Bhatia, Navi Mumbai

This is first of the four books in this series. The book is about how Babur established Moghul Empire in India and the hurdles he faced in the process. Though it is a pure history book, author do dramatize incidents to keep the interest. I always have an interest in Moghuls, as I believe that they were the first to see India as a single nation, which was otherwise divided by regional rulers - Rajputs, Naikers, Cholas, etc. Madhan's Tamil book "Vandhaargal Vendraargal" was the first to rise my interest on Moghul Empire. My visits to most of the places, in and around Delhi, related to Moghul Empire added to my interest. Even otherwise this book is interesting. An interesting thing - Babur's father was a Turk and mother was a Monghol. Babur actually wanted to establish Turkish Empire, but history recorded a Mughal Empire.

2012-06-21

being served 'fish fry' today at home...

hope its not some kind of bait for tomorrow's marriage anniversary...

#gift

2012-06-21

I lie, therefore I live.

#familyman

2012-06-21

hope all the files are cleared...

#Mantralaya, Mumbai

2012-06-21

i think there is a nexus between Soorya and all the chocolate shops on the way to his school to deplete my salary along with my savings...

Soorya knows where to cry and when to stop...

2012-06-20

'Jain' chicken???

@Viswa Jyothi Fine Dine, Palm Beach Road, Navi Mumbai

2012-06-19

office culture should be upgraded with commercial breaks...

#Dilbert

2012-06-19

i didn't attend Sasi's phonecall that came by 3 PM... i was in a meeting...

i called back by 4 PM and she explained, "I called to say that I am going to sleep and Don't Disturb"...

she was obviously in middle of her sleep, but still spared her valuable 14 minutes to lecture me on phone call-back etiquette...

2012-06-19

if someone from Panvel area uploads a photo with me being chased by a dog - don't believe... its a fake...

FYI i am in good terms with canines...

especially after that 'NVK Protection from Animals (Amendments) Act, 2004'

2012-06-18

NO... ability to operate ATM does not amount to financial proficiency / computer skills...

people start giving advise as experts even if you slightly struggle at ATM...

2012-06-18

FB is warning about my Wedding Anniversary, one week in advance...

Worst, it doesn't allow me to clear that notification...

2012-06-18

Now all said and done, hope you wished every near and dear of yours a "Happy Father's Day"; and not "Happy Fathers Day"...

#punctuation

2012-06-17

i & son got 1.25 litre ThumpsUp...

we lost the cap in ditch while opening just outside the shop...

not to waste money or the gas in ThumpsUp, we managed to finish the drink then and there, completely in around 15 min...

#we call it savings...

#wifey calls it atrocity...

#we felt like bloated pythons...

2012-06-17

just call a few random numbers today and if lady picks up, just say, 'Err... Hmm... Is uncle not at home??? I just wanted to wish him Happy Fathers Day...'

#let there be chaos

2012-06-17

Communism is almost buried...

Now, preserved body of 'Tholhar' Lenin is also decided to be buried...

#Russia #Communism

2012-06-16

"Intelligence is not a privilege... It's a gift..."

#Spider-Man 2