are you prepared for 'bandh' tomorrow???
i have informed friends to come to regular weekend joint...
and yes, told sasi that i must attend office tomorrow at any cost...
initially, just after my marriage, i introduced Sasi as my 'better-half' to some of my friends...
since then she always believes that she is always better than me... in every aspect...
cleaning spilled Horlicks from son's mouth involves a bucket of water, two t-shirts, a shorts, half mug handwash and a tooth brush...
shouts from wifey is complementary...
SMS from my friend Kamal...
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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
i suspect that my mother-in-law will start respecting me, if i stop using Dettol hand-wash for face...
in the current fuel environment, Mr. Flintstone would have been a great carpool partner...
Ulaga Cinema I
29. Khamosh Pani by Sabiha Sumar
Ulaga Cinema I
28. The 400 Blows by Francois Truffaut
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27. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial by Steven Spielberg
Ulaga Cinema I
26. The day I became a Women by Marzieh Meshkini
petrol pump attendant - how much sir???
anand srivastava - just spray for a couple of rupees over the car... i'm going to burn it down...
Anand Srivastava@FB
there was a change of office bus today...
our bus coordinator messaged to all us members, "Instead of regular bus, a new 40 seater will come today. The bus number will be MH 46 N 2162"
since the message is sent to managers, sr. mgrs, GMs and sr. GMs, he went on to clarify further, "The bus will be white in colour, with yellow garland tied to the bonnet and Jai Shri Hanuman'ji photo pasted in left hand side of front glass screen"
we easily identified the bus...
Sasi - Will you take idly to office today???
I - Yes dear...
Sasi - Will you finish it there???
I - Yeah sure... Why doubt me???
Sasi - Hmm... I mean... All by yourselves???
I - (gulp) ?!!! Errr...
Ulaga Cinema I
25. La Strada by Federico Fellini
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24. Postmen in the Mountains by Jianqi Huo
Ulaga Cinema I
23. Rashomon by Akira kurasowa
Ulaga Cinema I
22. Good Bye Lenin by Wolfgang Becker
Ulaga Cinema I
21. Citizen Kane by Orsen Welles
"All the conditions necessary for murder are met if you shut two people in a cabin measuring eighteen feet by twenty and leave them together for two months" - Cosmonaut Valeri Ryumin @ Rocket Men (book)
#now, do you understand why hubbys fear their wifeys???
once in a while, wifeys have a habit of asking their hubbys the moment he enters the home - "what change do you find in home today??? tell... tell..."
"you sweeped the room, dear???" is a pretty bad and damaging answer...
mother-in-law knows your financial & liability status, much better than your employer / chartered accountant...
that too, much before you married her daughter... believe me...
never add wifey in your FB friend's list... Mark - you were just married na??? you will know it soon...
if wifey says that she knows your secret, let her reveal... you don't list out...
having said all that - realize - wifey knows all your secrets...
she saves each mistake of yours for one new jewellery released in the market...
never reveal your secrets to wifey... never reveal that you even have one... she will classify all these secrets as your mistakes...
when wifey is sobbing, never apologise...
its a trap to list out your mistakes...
when your wifey demands an apology, be clear what for...
or you'll end up revealing all your mistakes...
DMart is women's casino...
my mother-in-law has not complained about me, since yesterday evening 7:26 PM to till now...
will this amount to Paranormal Activity?!!!
Astronaut Don Pettit creates the first mailing address in space...
"Don Pettit, Node 2, Deck 5, ISS, LEO 51.603"
what if i post him a mail without stamp on it?!!!
Astronaut Don Pettit Creates the First Mailing Address in Space
a girl has updated her status in FB - "Moving to New York. Happy to see all friends again. Good Bye America"...
there were 16 'Likes'
and then some guy responded - "New York is in America"
world's busiest person is the one whom you call, when you are bored to death...
drinking how many pantry coffee will make me vomit???
let me check today...
got cold...
roaming around blowing my nose near everyone whom i don't like...
feels like the T-Rex of Jurassic Park...
if you want to excel survival techniques, work in my office on Saturdays, post lunch...
விசில் போட சொன்னா,
சங்கே ஊதிட்டாங்களே...
#CSK
one of the costliest footballs i have ever come across...
Rs. 249,299 only(!!!)
i am playing 'spot the Xbox Kinect' game...
asking every lady attender in Dmart about the section that sells Xbox...
soorya is playing the game i like him playing the most...
'spot your mummy'
his expectations are too much and too great...
sasi has come back after 6 months... i took a day holiday to take her a outing...
and, you know where i am now???
at DMart, pushing the purchase trolley...
#shopping
Mayur Bhojane
Full masti mood ....the day was karthik ji birthday party .... @ old panvel..... — with Chaitali Joshi, Sapna Sonkusare, Adv Dev Pande, Mayur Bhojane and Karthik Nilagiri.
Girl - "Sir, this is megha from SBI credit cards. You have been using our new chip based card for 1 month now. How much would you rate our card on scale of 1-5?"
I - "just 1..."
Girl - "??!!! Why sir???"
I (angrily) - "every time i swipe your credit card, money gets deducted... thats why..."
CLICK!!!!
#hope no more disturbance...
a traffic police stopped and asked for my license...
I said,"its there sir... but where is the road to Kalyan??? I am searching for it for last 10 min..."
he almost drew a map and guided me... and forgot about my license...
#Indians seem to have in-built GPS...
going to receive sasi, soorya and varsha in kalyan...
on the way at shilphata...
creativity at its extreme...
just peal the sticker and paste it...
Courtesy: McDonald Happy Meal
(PS: Its a 4 wheeler, not a 2 wheeler. I am sorry if my photographic angle misguides you...)
few years ago, i was at sweet 16... now i'm double sweet...
#birthday
today i share my b'day with FB founder Mark Zuckerberg...
and guys, more importantly, with Sunny Leone (hope you don't need an intro)...
#birthday
today is the day when the tooth match age...
#birthday
i am humbled and thankful to everyone who almost made a trending of my b'day... atleast on my wall... please give me some time to respond every wish individually...
thanks again for making the day content...
everyone has a dark side...
even the moon...
me no less...
feel lucky that you don't know my dark side...
