அடிங்க...
ஆனா, கைய கழுவிட்டு அடிங்க...
#appraisal
NASA was asked by US to attempt human landing on Mars, before technical constraints forced them to settle with Moon...
i wonder why they thought of Mars???
#Men are from Mars; Women are from Venus
every biker has two things in common...
1. a great bike
2. no girlfriend
japan shuts down their last nuclear plant...
and we start yet another silently...
#jai ho
நானும் மதுரைக்காரன்'தான்டா...
#நித்தியானந்தா சுவாமிகள்
i feel that its apt to mark 'Loo' door as emergency exit...
#5S
thank god the nail grows and that the tooth are stronger than nails...
#anxiety
i can set almost everything straight; except light...
#Einstein
they look at me suspiciously when i take a big 'doggy bag' from buffet dinner...
got a diary...
need a motorcycle...
political situation is right enough for anyone to be 'Che'...
draw your sword...
lets fight for a 'Like'...
#russian drink
sleep is one good thing... even if its not for me; atleast to my FB buddies...
#russian drink
barking dog seldom bites... but a stoned one does neither...
#russian drink
two plus two can be whatever the boss says...
#russian drink
animals are best secret keepers; obviously except the one which i belong to...
#russian drink
count from one... and you will be eager to go upto zero...
#russian drink
when you hate me, you want me to forget you as long as you remember me...
#russian drink
the most circular ball does not roll to a corner, but stays in the centre of a square room...
#russian drink
sentences sometimes take a toll on words you intend to express...
#russian drink
mostly you see me the way you want to see me...
sometimes the way i want you to see me...
never the way i actually am...
#russian drink
i thought that adding sasi's FB friends (especially women) to my friends list would increase the bond between me and sasi as, you see, the number of 'mutual friends' in FB increases...
apparently it doesn't...
i have peculiar set of tech-savvy friends...
i gave my home co-ordinates and invited her home...
i asked her to check with Google...
she never came...
later i learnt that she was using Google Earth... not Google Map...
Emperor: Tell me how he died.
Allegran: I will tell you how he lived.
#The Last Samurai
Kareeshmaan Kareeshmaan...
Paragoos Paragoos...
#Mummy(-in-law)
was having regular tea at Swad...
a gentleman of around 40 was on mobile, "hmmm... theek hai... hmm... ok..."
suddenly he pressed loudspeaker button by mistake and we all heard the female voice, "... ... gadhe... mera zindagi toh chalo barbaadh ki... kabhi kuch laayak kaam kiya??? tere wajah se, mere... ... ..."
he panicly pressed the handset buttion, threw a proud smile on us and continued with his, "hmmm... theek hai... ok..."
i eagerly got ready to watch the movie 'BABE' in Movies Now...
Man... Damn...
Its about a pig...
if i am arrested for being handsome, i fear i may get a life-term...
Pranab'da says that he is thankful for timely warning of S&P's rating on India as BBB...
i wonder whether Pranab'da is in credit or debit side of our budget...
a few characters have changed, but not the characterisations...
sentiments and sensations are the same...
complan is still promising double growth with 6 month continuous drink...
one day you cut class, for academic reasons, you recap every megaserials that you missed for last 3 months...
'நாதஸ்வரம்' is on now...
it seems that north is importing the zoo from south...
first 'Ek tha tiger'...
then 'Singam'...
and now 'Chiruthai' aka Cheetah as 'rowdy rathore'...
long back there was also 'Haathi mera saathi'...
a young couple were having coffee...
the girl spotted 2 of her friends outside the cafeteria, shouted at them to come inside for a coffee and introduced her boyfriend to them...
a guy would never do this mistake...
given that one of her friend was much prettier...
anyway the girl has secured some witness for her relation, in case the boy tries to run away from relation...
girls are indeed clever...
an office colleague was going for a smoke and just asked me for company...
I said, "I don't smoke..."
Gave a pause...
And then I said,"but my boyfriend does..."
Now he stopped calling me for smoke...
employee proposes...
management disposes...
#appraisal
if i get myself a tailor made customised appraisal system, then i may get a better appraisal...
in the middle of heated meeting, answered a phone call and agreed for jewellery purchase...
guess who forgot to call me back???
#akshaya thirutiya
Griffendors win over Slitheryns with harry potter catching the golden Snitch...
harry potter just got 'Nimbus 2000'... not just another broomstick...
#promotion
had harry potter been Chinese, he would have demanded two magic wands...
#chopsticks
every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...
every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...
what to watch???
ipl or
chalte chalte or
harry potter or
transporter or
the great movie 'ab insaaf hoga'???
why do i hear a bunch of drums???
have somebody won??? or somebody lose???
#ipl
first flying lesson is with broomsticks...
#potter
nothing different at office...
welcome to Hogwarts... you can meet atleast a dozen Potters here...
'Tanishq' is a reason for inflation...
am i from 20th century or belong to 21st or both???
#multi century question
i don't know where the 'Sorting Hat' has put me in life...
#harry potter