ZooZoo's and Pug's were compensated by Takeshi Castle's...

#Vodafone

tank fish...

pot plant...

#slow poison...

You cant spell even 'Excuses' correctly???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

What??? My phone was not reachable??? And you called my friend???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

Why didn't you 'Like'd my latest photo in FB??? 

#ExcucesToBreakUp

Why did you 'Like'd her latest photo in FB??? 

#ExcucesToBreakUp

You slept??? Without SMSing me goodnight???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

What??? You know other lipstick flavours???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

You don't like pink???

#ExcucesToBreakUp

if you like me, please don't like me...

#FB version of Bodyguard's punch

drachma --> phoenix --> drachma --> euro --> drachma???

#Greece

today's Bing wallpaper...

comment apna hai...

i don't care, whether i care or not...

#punch

if i start, i finish...

if its not finished, it means i have not started yet...

#punch

"India will restore investor confidence" Krishna tells US - The Hindu

#hey krish... you are supposed to report to India; not US...

catching self styled godmen is becoming difficult these days, than catching the God Himself...

#nithyananda

you can know the true nature of a kid when you snatch and eat the last pebble of 'Gems' the kid have...

#threshold

the most beautiful women will enter the office / meeting / project when you move out...

Bye Bye Google Maps...

Welcome Tom Tom...

#iDevice

i know what i want...

i just recheck and confirm it with wifey @ home / boss @ office...

#independent

some young girls assume they are old enough to wear certain dresses... it is a disaster...

more disastrous when some old ladies think they are young enough and wear as so...

#wear your age

a cockroach suspected to be dead creates more panic at home than actually live cockroach...

Vitaly...

Madagascar 3 @ McDonald's...

Alex...

Madagascar 3 @ McDonald's...

next time when someone sends me a scanned invitation via email and writes, "consider this as my personal invitation blah blah blah..."

i am going to just email back with my photo and write, "consider this as my personal presence..."

PS: beware... the same logic apples to gifts too... so take it seriously...

"No one can become President on his own wish" - Pranab in 'The Hindu'

"Err... Pranab'da... What about the Prime Minister???" - Rahul

I - "what??? why do i have to also do dishes today???"

Sasi - "you see... as it rained, i decided to apply Duckwurth-Lewis method on jobs at home... don't doubt the internationally accepted method..."

#hell with cricket

some people, within 2 min of conversation, prove you that 'speaking english' has nothing to do with 'knowing english'...

my friend - "Recycle Bin in my laptop is missing. How to find it?"

I - "Simple. Delete a file. The deleted file must go to Recycle Bin. So, quietly follow the deleted file (take care that the deleted file doesn't notice you following). At the end, when the deleted file reaches its destination, catch the Recycle Bin redhandedly"

its good that Light of Zartha is sad...

#MIB II

"the next version of the Internet begins rolling out today" - Google

#IPv6

Pentagon says "India is a global power"

Sachin from RS, "Aila Pentagon... Mein RS mei aate hi???"

if women are really from Venus, they would be really really hot now...

you don't let me in??? fine... i'll manage it from outside...

#soorya

(PS: Soorya is going to be a great engineer + MPRE)

mumbai rained... power was cut...

dog howled...

i howled back...

dogs howl now...

entire housing society awaked...

#mission accomplished

whenever i see any new recruits... sigh... i feel i'm in the right company but wrong department...

forget young girl or midnight...

now-a-days, no one can walk freely on road without any fear...

#traffic

for last 3 weeks, since Sasi is back, i get rice, dal and rasam for lunch... no change...

now i know for sure that Sasi had been following my FB posts...

Kiran was struck in the traffic, in his car, and found a cop loitering around...

Kiran, "saab... traffic toh clear karo..."

Cop, "chal saala... tum hi toh traffic ho... chalo bhaago..."

Bollywood Striptease (Front)

Fiction about the experiences of a lady into the film industry. Can not say it as a very interesting or informative story. But I read it in a week. I suggested this to my friend, who is a first time reader, but ended up myself reading it. Can not deny that cover page and author created an interest to read it.

i think i am very bad at making friends at lunch table...

#indian

Bollywood Striptease (Back)

Author - Neeta Shah

Publishers - Rupa

Purchased - RCP, Navi Mumbai

I have added the back page of this book. Just because of the author. Look how beautiful the author has portrayed herself. I just was not able to neglect this last page.

ஓடிய கரப்பான்பூச்சியை தேடிப் பிடித்து "ஒழிந்தாயா சனியன்" என்று அடித்துக் கொல்லும் மனைவியின் முகத்தை அந்த கணத்தில் பார்க்கும் எந்த கணவனும், மனைவிக்கு பயப்படவே செய்கிறான்...

Surprise...

Now i am able to see tamil posts in Nokia E71... Tamil fonts are enabled... Waiting for the day when i can type in Tamil...

I can be more expressive then...

people who ask my mobile number, somehow, find out / feel that i drink...

# 'ninety' eight 'sixty' seven one nine two six 'thirty' four...

after the economically required moderate hike of Rs. 7.50, Petrol price have been drastically slashed by Rs. 1.60 i.e. more than 20% of price hiked...

Reason - concern towards peoples plight...

And NOT

1. Oil co's balance sheet that shows huge profit; or

2. Mamta's or MKaruna's threat to rock govt; or

3. Reduction in crude price; or

4. The National 'bandh' by Opposition parties

Just that Cong can not see plight in the eyes of public due to the price hike...

does the label speak about the content or the one who consumes it???

i was stunned to watch a lady paying the bill for 7-8 gentlemen - kind'a first time in my life...

then, while they started, i noticed a gift (looked like Samsung 'Note') in the lady's hand...

#kuththunga ejamaan kuththunga

there is no fraud like 'caller tune'...

you select your favourite song...

you pay money...

just that only you can't hear it... but all others can...

everyday since my marriage, sasi used to check flights from mumbai to madurai...

i got hooked to this habit when my mother-in-law was here...