when your wifey demands an apology, be clear what for...
or you'll end up revealing all your mistakes...
DMart is women's casino...
my mother-in-law has not complained about me, since yesterday evening 7:26 PM to till now...
will this amount to Paranormal Activity?!!!
Astronaut Don Pettit creates the first mailing address in space...
"Don Pettit, Node 2, Deck 5, ISS, LEO 51.603"
what if i post him a mail without stamp on it?!!!
Astronaut Don Pettit Creates the First Mailing Address in Space
a girl has updated her status in FB - "Moving to New York. Happy to see all friends again. Good Bye America"...
there were 16 'Likes'
and then some guy responded - "New York is in America"
world's busiest person is the one whom you call, when you are bored to death...
drinking how many pantry coffee will make me vomit???
let me check today...
got cold...
roaming around blowing my nose near everyone whom i don't like...
feels like the T-Rex of Jurassic Park...
if you want to excel survival techniques, work in my office on Saturdays, post lunch...
விசில் போட சொன்னா,
சங்கே ஊதிட்டாங்களே...
#CSK
one of the costliest footballs i have ever come across...
Rs. 249,299 only(!!!)
i am playing 'spot the Xbox Kinect' game...
asking every lady attender in Dmart about the section that sells Xbox...
soorya is playing the game i like him playing the most...
'spot your mummy'
his expectations are too much and too great...
sasi has come back after 6 months... i took a day holiday to take her a outing...
and, you know where i am now???
at DMart, pushing the purchase trolley...
#shopping
Mayur Bhojane
Full masti mood ....the day was karthik ji birthday party .... @ old panvel..... — with Chaitali Joshi, Sapna Sonkusare, Adv Dev Pande, Mayur Bhojane and Karthik Nilagiri.
Girl - "Sir, this is megha from SBI credit cards. You have been using our new chip based card for 1 month now. How much would you rate our card on scale of 1-5?"
I - "just 1..."
Girl - "??!!! Why sir???"
I (angrily) - "every time i swipe your credit card, money gets deducted... thats why..."
CLICK!!!!
#hope no more disturbance...
a traffic police stopped and asked for my license...
I said,"its there sir... but where is the road to Kalyan??? I am searching for it for last 10 min..."
he almost drew a map and guided me... and forgot about my license...
#Indians seem to have in-built GPS...
going to receive sasi, soorya and varsha in kalyan...
on the way at shilphata...
creativity at its extreme...
just peal the sticker and paste it...
Courtesy: McDonald Happy Meal
(PS: Its a 4 wheeler, not a 2 wheeler. I am sorry if my photographic angle misguides you...)
few years ago, i was at sweet 16... now i'm double sweet...
#birthday
today i share my b'day with FB founder Mark Zuckerberg...
and guys, more importantly, with Sunny Leone (hope you don't need an intro)...
#birthday
today is the day when the tooth match age...
#birthday
i am humbled and thankful to everyone who almost made a trending of my b'day... atleast on my wall... please give me some time to respond every wish individually...
thanks again for making the day content...
everyone has a dark side...
even the moon...
me no less...
feel lucky that you don't know my dark side...
an accounts guy sitting in my floor was talking about transferring money to 'Morocco Turkish bank of Republic America'...
damn... either the bank is run by Rajinikant or i desperately need a tea...
Ulaga Cinema I
20. Carandiru by Hector Babenco
Ulaga Cinema I
19. The battle of Algiers by Gillo Pontecorvo
waiting at signal, i saw this behind a car...
"The Lord Ctrl+Ss"
they actually did an x-ray on me...
hmmm... formality...
they could have just checked my bones...
periodic medical check-up at office...
i was filling form...
Smoking: Nil
Tobacco: Nil
Alcohol: Nil (sachhiii...)
Other Habits, if any: Reading (they striked this off...)
But the cute lady doctor smiled at my last answer...
Ulaga Cinema I
18. Rabbit proof fence by Philip Noyce
Ulaga Cinema I
17. A short film about love by Krzysztof Kieslowski
(PS: Bollywood copied it as 'Ek choti si love story')
Ulaga Cinema I
16. Meghe Dhaka Tara by Ritwik Katak
Ulaga Cinema I
15. The Return by Andrei Zvyagintsev
i know two ladies in office who are close friends...
i told them today, "hey!!! has anyone told you??? you look a lot similar..."
after some 2 hour, one lady asked me in person, "i think i am slim than her... am i not???"
meanwhile, the other lady pinged, "am i that bad???"
hmmm... there goes a friendship down the drain...
Ulaga Cinema I
14. City Lights by Charlie Chaplin
(PS: I could add a lot to his credit - The Great Dictator, Modern Times, The Circus, The Gold Rush, etc.)
Ulaga Cinema I
13. The Cyclist by Mohsen Makhmalbaf
Ulaga Cinema I
12. Hotel Rwanda by Terry George
Ulaga Cinema I
11. The Pianist by Roman Polanski
Ulaga Cinema I
10. Pickpocket by Robert Bresson
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9. Central Station by Walter Salles
(PS: 'The Motorcycle Diaries' is his another film)
Ulaga Cinema I
8. Together by Chen Kaige
Ulaga Cinema I
7. Maria Full of Grace by Joswa Martson
Ulaga Cinema I
6. Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer
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5. Cinema Paradiso by Guiseppe Tornatore
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4. The Road Home by Zhang Yimou
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3. The Way Home by Lee Jeong Hyang
Ulaga Cinema I
2. Life is Beautiful by Roberto Benigni
Ulaga Cinema I
1. Children of Heaven by Majid majidi
reading 'Ulaga Cinema I' by Chezhian... going to list movie names as i read about them...