had harry potter been Chinese, he would have demanded two magic wands...
#chopsticks
every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...
every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...
what to watch???
ipl or
chalte chalte or
harry potter or
transporter or
the great movie 'ab insaaf hoga'???
why do i hear a bunch of drums???
have somebody won??? or somebody lose???
#ipl
first flying lesson is with broomsticks...
#potter
nothing different at office...
welcome to Hogwarts... you can meet atleast a dozen Potters here...
'Tanishq' is a reason for inflation...
am i from 20th century or belong to 21st or both???
#multi century question
i don't know where the 'Sorting Hat' has put me in life...
#harry potter
harry potter taught me a thing... however smart and handsome you are - your friend, and not you, get the best girl...
if i speak truth straight from my heart, i would be in jail and you folks in asylum...
many-a-times, photoshop is better than make-up...
A: mere paas gaadi hai...
B: (sigh!)
A: banglow hai...
B: (sigh!!)
A: karodon ka paisa hai...
B: (deep sigh!!!)
A: ek sundar'si biwi hai...
B: ???!!!! uh.. hm.. he he.. ha ha ha... HO HO HO HO... HA HA HA HA...
mere paas batman hai, spiderman hai, ironman hai, superman hai...
tere paas kya hai???
mere paas Hanuman hai...
#stop plagiarism
biological clock sets alarm much early on holidays...
a guy in love has bright face...
a guy not in love has bright future...
used 'all out - advanced' in power mode...
its finished in just 11 days...
these mosquitoes seem to be 'all out' guzzlers...
many seem to be watching 'Dailymotion' with their facebook signed on...
be careful people...
i hate Haywards 5000 group...
when they have such great products, why do they just market their club soda???
every invention kills a profession...
china seems to know better about our technology, than us...
we say 5 K...
and they say 8 K...
baaraah mahine mein;
baaraah tharike se;
appraisal form'u,
bharoonga re mein...
dhinka chika, dhinka chika;
dhinka chika, dhinka chika;
hey hey hey heeey...
'better safe than worried...', says Jhankaar Beats...
I say, 'safety overrides all production targets...'
i can argue with you so long as you disagree with me...
where you stand depends on where you sit...
#Allison
if your friends speak truth, you are in danger...
#kalyug
kinder garden school managements should think ahead...
they should also run matrimonial sites...
a little accident on road and we found vegetables and food scattered all over the road...
we stepped over it and moved ahead...
why???
to earn the same food...
#funny humans
roti - kapda - makaan
aaj'kal roti ki atta ka khethi nahi hothi...
badan mein kapda kam hote jaa rahein hai...
aur city bhar makaan hi makaan hai...
"நாம ஏமாந்துட்டோம் மாமா..."
"ஆமான்டா மாப்ளே...
promotion'னு சொல்லி designation'ஐ மட்டும் மத்திட்டாங்கடா...
நாம மோசம் போயிட்டோம்டா மாப்ளே..."
ஹல்லோ மிஸ்டர்...
நேத்து review பண்ண வர்றேன்னு சொன்னீங்க, வரவேல்ல???
ஹெல்லோவ்வ்...
நா promotion இல்லா manager சங்கத் தலைவர் nvk பேசுறேன்...
நீங்க யார் பேசுறது???
என்னது appraisal'ஆ???
போய் பிள்ளை குட்டிங்கள படிக்க வைக்குற வேலையப் பாருய்யா...
கப்பித்தனமா பேசிக்கிட்டு...
கட்டதுரைக்கு கட்டம் சரியில்லேன்னு நெனைக்குறேன்...
நம்ம appraisalல கை வைக்குறதே அவனுக்கு வேலையா போச்சு...
i am 3 years short for being eligible for President post...
people...
its last day to make your to-be-born kid witness the Mayan prophecy...
sun seems to be a conspiracy by god to make me lose the water i drink...
hey boss...
i agreed for flexi hours...
now you agree for flexi working...
why don't i bump into single guys at coffee shops such as Barista, CCD, etc.???
Not that i am interested in them...
Just wondering that they are always there to pay for someone's bills...
i beg my customers to buy my products, then beg them to make payment on time...
#corporate ethics
tax authorities are powerful during march...
and HR is powerful during april...
#appraisal
birds flow upside down on the other side of the world...
or atleast i see so...
PC: Natarajan AV
On job training...
i can forget a lot of things... can't list them... but indeed i can forget...
எனக்கு எதுக்கு பாராட்டு விழா???
Hmmm...
அப்படி நான் என்ன செஞ்சிட்டேன்???
நான் என் கடமையைத்தான செஞ்சேன்???
அதுக்கு எதுக்கு பாராட்டு விழா???
#appraisalஅப்பாடக்கர்
me and Neeta Shah's "Bollywood Striptease"...
STATUARY WARNING: Marriage are subjected to in-law risks. Please know thy family carefully before you get married.
Dharmendra Deol got Padma Bhushan???
anyone dare to comment???
