until i started attending family functions, i was under the impression that these guys were imaginary characters...

"காப்பி சாப்டீங்களாண்ணா??? அண்ணா... டிபன் சாப்டீங்களாண்ணா???"

i ceased to live; the moment i realised that i have no option but to live...

my friend said over lunch... 'once amoeba played a test match with our cricket team... it came to form...'

overheard at our society yesterday...

"tell mummy... its getting late for reception... show her the time..."

"relax dad... i have even shown her the calendar..."

i have a lot of friends... few happen to be girls and many boys...

and a few great ones, who can not be grouped under these petty classifications...

Agnus: What exactly is ' A New Year Resolution'?

Phil: It's a 'To Do' list for the first week of January...

everyone said hi to new year and slept...

i am chatting with it...

its the same every year, since time immemorial...

they celebrate it ahead of us... i want india to be placed east of Japan...

aah... these fashion trends...

sometimes i am not so sure if she's a him, or he's a her...

just me and the zoozoo in my cubicle...

hey all, those who have taken leave or started early, its great here in office...

you all missed it... you will repent missing being alone in office... i swear you will...

hey, my Mayan ancestor... Hope you are sure of your numbers and made correct prediction...

I have committed a lot to a lot... Don't get me in soup dude...

i agreed to drive my friend to office today...

he asked some clue to identify my car...

i sms'ed him my driving license number...

I think he is still searching me...

in mumbai, don't get excited if someone kisses in air...

actually he/she may be calling someone

i can't say i enjoy being single...

but i certainly enjoy being alone...

who's call you think i expect first, after my last post?

wifey...

no...

i am NOT drunk...

i am okay...

the biggest loser in LOTR is Frodo Baggins...

he destroyed the reason of the 10 hour trilogy...

water...

water...

water everywhere...

and i am one solid rock...

all these formal costumes and groomings make me uncomfortable...

they make me look good...

i was living fine...

then i was born...

i have been put into this world for one reason...

yes...

i will drink this glass of water now...

my brain says 'abandon your post'...

but my heart says, 'prepare for battle'...

what does the life teach you?

actually nothing...

just live and get lost... don't trouble the historians with your preachings and so called 'experiences'...

i bring hope to men...

but i keep none to myself...

-LOTR: Return of the king

"you can't get lost into the forest, unless you venture into a forest"

- a chipmunk in a TV cartoon, in the movie NEXT...

for last 10 min i have been roaming around the office, shaking hands with everybody and wishing 'Happy Birthday'...

many responded with 'Same to you man'...

finally Shiva corrected me... now i am back to square zero and have to wish everybody again - 'Happy New Year'...

blogged 'Call Centre Calls' at http://nvkarthik.blogspot.com

Samoa and Tokelau miss Friday...

Move directly from Thursday to Saturday...

i said a twitter status to my nephew, "i was born in another milleneum"...

he snapped, "that i see... but, on earth? to humans?"

hey come on... do i look like alien? am not even green...

if something looks stupid, but works, then it aint stupid...

people made more queries about deactivating FB timeline, than activating it...

check your pockets before dropping coins in them...

otherwise you will end up playing Hensel & Gretel with those who walk behind you...

"mudhumalai kaattil yaanaigalukku camp'a? Wow..." - actor swarnamaalya...

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hello madam... adukku neenga modhalle udambai kuraikkanum...

books on 'baby name' seems to sell hot round the year...

anna now threatens to watch 'Don 2' on dec 31, if government does not heed to lokpal team...

thiruvannamalayil sodhanai... 21 poli doctor'gal kaidhu...

appadiye thindivanam varaikkum vaanga... innum 2 per sikkuvaanunga...

#thoatta@twitter

shaving cream and after shave lotion does not finish together...

but you will always find a combined offer when you go to buy them...

a guy was declaring himself on phone as 'Senior DGM'...

he is either

a) misinformed, or

b) wrongly designated, or

c) works in my company and recently re-designated

shankar's 'nanban' may turn out to be vijay's 'nanban'... film may flop... Hear the song...

yesterday when vandana wished vivek 'Merry Christmas', he immediately responded, 'Meri bhi Christmas'...

right... its everybody's Christmas... Happy Birthday God...

i met a guy during dinner... his dad works in censor board...

and obviously, he hates his dad...

profile picture invites...

but, wall warns...

#FB friendship request...

instead of 'Like' there should be a 'Read' button too...

some sad news i don't want to put 'Like' but want to intimate the poster that i have 'Read' his/her post...

who did a better moonwalk???

michael or niel???

my brother and my sister-in-law shared a same link in FB...

he got 0 Likes and she got 5 Likes...

discrimination DO exist...

mobiles came, i forgot people's faces...

email and chat came, i forgot their voices...

now i only know everybody's online profile...

do not confuse me or do not convince yourself...

large touch screen mobile phone and tablets are two different animals... stop comparing them...

when i am not in my shoes, 7 mosquitoes are...

bhago bhago... meeting khatham ho gayi... will go back and watch 'alagi' in sun tv...

they have now postponed decision on further details to tomorrow...

i will book a flight to timbaktu...