for last 10 min i have been roaming around the office, shaking hands with everybody and wishing 'Happy Birthday'...
many responded with 'Same to you man'...
finally Shiva corrected me... now i am back to square zero and have to wish everybody again - 'Happy New Year'...
blogged 'Call Centre Calls' at http://nvkarthik.blogspot.com
Samoa and Tokelau miss Friday...
Move directly from Thursday to Saturday...
i said a twitter status to my nephew, "i was born in another milleneum"...
he snapped, "that i see... but, on earth? to humans?"
hey come on... do i look like alien? am not even green...
if something looks stupid, but works, then it aint stupid...
people made more queries about deactivating FB timeline, than activating it...
check your pockets before dropping coins in them...
otherwise you will end up playing Hensel & Gretel with those who walk behind you...
"mudhumalai kaattil yaanaigalukku camp'a? Wow..." - actor swarnamaalya...
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hello madam... adukku neenga modhalle udambai kuraikkanum...
books on 'baby name' seems to sell hot round the year...
anna now threatens to watch 'Don 2' on dec 31, if government does not heed to lokpal team...
thiruvannamalayil sodhanai... 21 poli doctor'gal kaidhu...
appadiye thindivanam varaikkum vaanga... innum 2 per sikkuvaanunga...
#thoatta@twitter
shaving cream and after shave lotion does not finish together...
but you will always find a combined offer when you go to buy them...
a guy was declaring himself on phone as 'Senior DGM'...
he is either
a) misinformed, or
b) wrongly designated, or
c) works in my company and recently re-designated
shankar's 'nanban' may turn out to be vijay's 'nanban'... film may flop... Hear the song...
yesterday when vandana wished vivek 'Merry Christmas', he immediately responded, 'Meri bhi Christmas'...
right... its everybody's Christmas... Happy Birthday God...
i met a guy during dinner... his dad works in censor board...
and obviously, he hates his dad...
profile picture invites...
but, wall warns...
#FB friendship request...
instead of 'Like' there should be a 'Read' button too...
some sad news i don't want to put 'Like' but want to intimate the poster that i have 'Read' his/her post...
who did a better moonwalk???
michael or niel???
my brother and my sister-in-law shared a same link in FB...
he got 0 Likes and she got 5 Likes...
discrimination DO exist...
mobiles came, i forgot people's faces...
email and chat came, i forgot their voices...
now i only know everybody's online profile...
do not confuse me or do not convince yourself...
large touch screen mobile phone and tablets are two different animals... stop comparing them...
when i am not in my shoes, 7 mosquitoes are...
bhago bhago... meeting khatham ho gayi... will go back and watch 'alagi' in sun tv...
they have now postponed decision on further details to tomorrow...
i will book a flight to timbaktu...
now they are planning for entertainer...
i feel that this gang is far more sufficiently entertaining...
the meeting is going quite hot... they are discussing of puri and sabji...
hope they do not go too meticulous like size of puri, dia, thickness, etc...
drinks???
oh... cool drinks...
are they planning dinner for new year or satsang???
lot of mosquitoes here... sharing the blood of 7 of us...
two more joined the gang... they are master planning to add ice cream to the menu...
may be they are deprived of ice by their family...
i get unnecessary calls at any given time...
why not now???
rs. 180 / plate... the gang is trying to squeeze two extra sweets in the dinner, at the given cost...
the gang is planning to negotiate the dinner for the new year party...
i see a couple of family peeping from their apartment and laughing at me...
i don't know why i am here... they too don't know why they called me...
maybe they called everybody... only i fell for it...
all (total 5) are sitting like the MI4 job has been assigned to us...
there is not even a single lady or anyone below 50 years, apart from me, are in the meeting...
security called me to park... turned out to be society meeting...
somebody save me...
i am the only one apart from coordinators...
before clearing corruption at my home, i first need to clear the cockroaches...
jobs can neither be created nor destroyed...
it can only be delegated from one manager to another...
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how to turn off the FB timeline?
one of my friend activated, didn't like and now want to turn it off...
i moved from 'bachelor' to 'married' directly without passing through 'in relationship' or 'engaged' or 'its complicated'...
my friends feel i am incompetent...
kids have started to believe that everything is possible with technology...
after watching MI-Ghost Protocol yesterday, 8 yr old Krishna wanted it in pen-drive, directly from cinema screen...
never laugh at your wife's choices... you are one of them...
never be proud of your choices... your wife is one of them...
-dhinakaran hariharan @ facebook
watched 'dhinka chika' for first time...
all you need to dance are a couple of trouser pockets, a couple of bums and a couple of hands to shake it...
asin is even better; she manages even without the trouser pockets...
10 naal piragu office poren...
ellorum nalla irukkanum...
adhaivida mukkiyama, nalla irukkuravanga ellorum office'le irukkanum...
just landed at CST, Mumbai after 36 hour train journey...
looked around...
guys appear as if they have traveled all along...
girls appear as if they boarded the train after their bath and morning pooja, just in earlier station...
at this cost of just rs. 3000, i would certainly like to give it a try...
was watching 'Chammak Challo' song with an 8 year old...
i asked her 'Have you seen Ra.One?'
she said, 'no uncle, that movie is for kids only'
SRK... Who were your target audience man?!!
however tempting it may be; do not, i repeat, DO NOT check the roughness of your sister's father-in-law's tonsured head...
thittittaar'pa!!!