she was beautiful... and then she turned around...
thundering typhoons... he turned to be handsome...
#bloody cross-dressing...
just because i am funny, don't mistake me as unmarried...
Physics tell you why current affect your life…
Psychics tell you why your past life still affects your current life…
If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge? #Immanuel John Varghese
நான் மொச்சை பயிறு வாங்க போகும்போது, கரகாட்டகாரன் 'ஒரம் போடறது யாரு?' காமெடி போடும் சன் டிவியின் ஆதிக்க போக்கை வன்மையாக கண்டிக்கிறேன்...
mobile is one way better than remote... you can give a missed call to identify the mobile lost in the home jungle...
man... for the last 9 minutes i am watching the same channel...
sooooryaaa... where have you kept the remote????
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men socialise by insulting each other; but they don't really mean it...
women socialise by complimenting each other; however, they too don't actually mean it...
#balaji tj@FB
Supreme Court cancels all 122 licences granted for 2G... accha ji...
india plays (gully) cricket...
contrary to my understanding, in chennai, "love the gopal" is actually a scolding / swearing!!!
every time i plan to take a bath, i say to myself - 'yes... you can do it... you can do it... you can do it...'
believe me... it creates wonders...
i said, 'come on. gold is just an another investment. just pick any bangle'
sasi, 'is this how you select your shares? no wonder you are in red'
#point...
"Ramdev behind shoe thrown at Rahul" - Digvijay Singh...
உங்களால மட்டும் எப்படிடா இப்படி எல்லாம் யோசிக்க முடியுது... என்னமோ போடா மாதவா...
we have no place for corrupts in congress - rahul gandhi...
boss, just hang an 'Housefull' sign outside your office... people will understand...
with every good looking woman, there accompanies, an equally bad looking man...
domestic flights could be easily misjudged as cargo flights...
only few carry luggage corresponding to their size...
i wonder why that cute girl is not looking at me???
may be she fears that she will fall for me...
#போன் வயர் பிஞ்சி 3 நாளாச்சு...
my brother arrived...
let me check if he can consume one of the tokens...
still there would be one pending...
sigh... can't even donate it...
here at arrival, i have no newspaper, no coffee, and sitting just updating FB...
Hence i feel at home...
at arrivals, i see foreign women in indian traditional dresses and indian women in western dresses...
#cross dressing...
->about men??? Sorry, i didn't noticed them...
only girls seem to have the capability to read books and hear music at the same time...
and only guys can read newspaper and discuss the most critical family issues with wife, at the same time...
two third of the people coming out of arrivals are bearing an unwanted "i don't care" expression...
its rs. 2 / token for toilet usage here...
i didn't had rs. 2 change and gave rs. 10...
now i am dumped with 5 tokens...
consume 1 and can manage to use another two in next 2 hours...
Any takers for rest 2???
it seems that most good looking women are married to flight travellers... or atleast they dress so...
i am waiting at the right arrival?!!! or i am going to miss my incoming traveller???
there are always a bunch of late come'rs for every departure...
at mumbai domestic airport - observing the brain drains...
just with the help of google maps in mobile, i reached mumbai domestic airport from my home... needn't to ask anyone for route...
you live only once...
of course, if you are married...
is my 'timeline' protected under copyright act???
USA has already outsourced software outside its soil...
If SOPA & PIPA works out, it would outsource hardware (servers) too out...
PIPA? I only recall pipa, biba and fifa, as explained by vadivelu to prabhudeva, in 'காதலன்'...
SOPA and PIPA - if works out, may stop a lot of posting and sharing in FB...
*Tring Tring*
Bhajji: Hello...
Yuvaraj: Oye match dekha...
Bhajji: Haan yaar... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Yuvaraj: ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Bhajji: ha ha ha ha...
Yuvaraj: ha ha... OK bye...
*Click*
however tried, i was never able to capture the voice in photos...
working entire day yesterday, we came out with a business strategy...
boss said 'keep it safe and secure. competitors should not know it. it could be dangerous'
unintentionally and unknowingly i uttered 'err... to them sir?!'
sigh... i think i lost my appraisal this year too...
in my marriage snaps my wife was on my left... otherwise, she was always right...
indian batsmen should carry disclaimer like in mutual funds - 'past performance is not indicative of the future performance'
-srivathsan@fb
morning 'will sachin score 100?'...
2 hours later, 'will india score 100?'
-srivathsan@fb
don't come to me with problems... come to me with solutions...
i have problem for every solution...
the way they intimate the premier of Ra.One in star world for 21 jan 9 pm, i wonder whether they are advertising or warning...
some women, however good looking they are, subconsciously believe that they are fat and hit for morning walk...
these are those who motivate laziest of lazy like me for a morning tea...
found 'Go Green' caption over a big plastic banner...
some fundamental misunderstanding?!!!
"stopping sachin's century is our target" - brad hayden...
hey boss... come on... sachin will take care of it all by himself... you just keep playing...
i read ads in paper such as "study here; work abroad", "pay here; study abroad", "study here; work from home", etc.
but, if anyone come across an ad that says, "pay here, earn anywhere, study nowhere", just ping me...
i feel myself as 'Buck' of IceAge3: Dawn of the Dinosaur...
i suspect that adding a little dandruff in washing machine gives shine to cloths... experimenting when sasi is not around...
anybody before experience on this topic?
i am tired with this faaaast changing world...
forget LinkedIn, even my FaceBook profile becomes obsolete in just 6 months time....