the way i throw romantic look at girls (and of course aunties)...
#notpatented
logic with which my brain works...
#notpatented
the way i make tea...
#notpatented
the way i throw stones at dogs...
#notpatented
my dressing sense...
#notpatented
my bargaining tactics...
#notpatented
my walking style...
#notpatented
my cute expression when i ask leave to boss...
#notpatented
the way i cross the highway where there is no 'zebra crossing'...
#notpatented
the speed with which i drink coffee...
#notpatented
my handsomeness...
#notpatented
it not like people does not look at me with suspicion...
but today when i ordered Musambi juice with ice for breakfast and a cup of filter coffee (since weather is real cold here), i was really observed by 'alert eyes' of the hotel staff...
wait... is the hotel owner dialling ATS Mumbai??? its time for me to pay bill and run away...
the best way to show your love to your wifey is to let her believe that you love her a lot...
if you forgot your maid's name, just leave it... don't ask your wifey... certainly not on the eve of Valentine's Day...
Happy Valentine's Day to all... As for me, I had my judgement day and on brighter side I might have just saved a gift...
ronald in mcdonald... #whoami
offer letter without a releiving letter... #whoami
cupid without a valentine... #whoami
a 4G network while law is still judging for 2G scams... #whoami
caught red-handed; but never got punished... #whoami
fully furnished home; but keys lost... #whoami
a guppy in pacific... #whoami
a passenger forced to drive a fighter without parachute... #whoami
destined to live; atleast 30 a day... #whoami
a fully automated guy working in manual mode #whoami
could anyone decode my neural schema??? #whoami
what prompts beggars to dress as 'sai baba'?
after Nayan Thara's recent split, the million dollar question rounding in FB and Tamil Nadu is, "Ungalil yaar adutha Prabhu Deva???"
our society trains drivers with enough road sense to find atleast 3 alternative ways in a single one-way...
boarded train to mumbai last night...
now some time back, after i declared that i am trained to understand what people speak based on their expressions, my compartment mates have become alert...
it includes 3 businessmen and a newly wed couple...
they would be now wondering if they have disclosed anything in their language, which they would have believed that i won't understand...
there is a post rotating around in internet... "valentine's day cancelled. reason 14-02-12 = 00"...
folks... don't terrorise / irritate me... this is one of the first time, after marriage, that i am going to celebrate 'valentine day' without sasi... so let me just enjoy... don't angry me with such posts...
Natarajan A V - my bro Karthik Nilagiri is so good in driving, he easily overtook a maruti omni. F1 guys, beware of him.
thank god... CCTVs don't capture voice... i could hence say hi comfortably to the man at the counter (who also has access to videos)...
பதினைந்தாயிரம் வன்னியப் பெண்களின் தாலியை அறுத்தவர் ராமதாஸ்-வேல்முருகன் #ஏழரை வைத்தியன், ஏன்னா, ஆயிரம் பேரை கொன்னவன் அரை வைத்தியன்
internet is no more global... atleast for blogger and google...
my blog is no more http://nvkarthik.blogspot.com but it is http://nvkarthik.blogspot.in and is governed by Indian laws...
this IS bad...
today a cow charged at my mother-in-law in morning... post lunch a crow tried to attack her...
#Eywa heard you... Jake... Eywa heard youuuuuu...
whaaat?!!!
is TamilMatrimony restricted only to bachelors???
damn!!! #bachelor chauvinists...
OMG... they don't even have 'wild card' entry...
"We're changing our privacy policy and terms" - Google...
Hey, Hello... I & my accounts are governed by Sasi's policies & terms... not YOURs...
#Urmila, when someone asks your age, say without hesitation, "39 as on date"...
They would anyway not believe...
Or would say "don't exaggerate"...
today is 'World Beautiful Girls Day'...
Happy Birthday Urmila Matondkar...
என் இத்தனை Tweetsயும் பொறுத்தருளிய நண்பர்களுக்கு நன்றி... இனி உங்களுக்கு விடுதலை... btw, எதாச்சும் புரிந்ததா??? அதான் விஞ்ஞானங்குறது...
P.S.: I think that this is going to have most likes...
எறகே எறகே'ன்னா மயிலு போடாது... #TalkingRight?
போன் அடிச்சா பெல்லு எடுக்க வேண்டியது தானே... #TalkingRight?
கண்டிப்பா வாங்கி தர்றேன்... #TalkingRight?
நீ தான்டி அழகு... #TalkingRight?
சார், இந்த வேலை பிடிச்சிருக்கு சார்... #TalkingRight?
உங்க பொண்ணை கண் கலங்காம பார்த்துக்குவேன்... #TalkingRight?
நம்ம திருமணத்துலே ஏதும் ஏமாந்துட்டோமா??? #TalkingRight?
காத்தாடி போட்டா சுவிட்சு சுத்துது... #TalkingRight?
ஏன்யா... நான் சரியா தான் பேசுறேனா??? #TalkingRight?
மாமனார் வீட்டில் விருந்து சாப்பிட்டவுடன் 'வெற்றி குறி' காட்டாதீர்கள்... #அபாயம்