went to xerox room to get a document spiral binded...

being curious, i requested the xerox boy to teach me making spiral binds...

he refused... fears that i may take over his job...

fine... don't teach... i will tell engineering and management institutes to add 'spiral binding course' in the syllabus...

lets see who win the global recession : engineers+managers or xerox boys...

i keep attracting insects... maybe i should wash my hands within 15 mins of finishing my dinner...

have you ever wondered how a round fan fills air in square room???

check your geometry...

(PS: is it geometry or aerodynamics?!!!)

mission accomplished...

walked to the next room...

on the way, switched off tv too....

wooow...

i feel the power...

full power, just enough to walk to the next room...

there is no news as bad news...

#TomorrowNeverDies

kids..
10 seconds of fun...
30 years of misery...
#TrueLies

fully loaded Rajinikaanths...

#inlaws

could actually prove that E=mC2...

#inlaws

knows more than your wifey... and as a matter of fact, wifey practically knows everything...

#inlaws

should have annual appraisal...

#inlaws

have a well defined SOP for every function of mine...

#inlaws

i love many... i just don't like being struck with just one set...

#inlaws

they know that every penny of dowry paid is worth...

#inlaws

the worst gets the best...

#inlaws

the worst produces the best...

#inlaws

a unit which you could never spin-off...

#inlaws

can you reduce further 2 rupees???

#excuseme

hope you have enough leave to celebrate my dad's 68th birthday with me???

#excuseme

hows the taste???

#excuseme

do i look fat???

#excuseme

women are not really concerned if they are fat or not...

they are just concerned if they LOOK fat or not...

i hope you can manage everything... if any help is needed, remember, i am always there...

#excuseme

can you tell me the exact way to...???

#excuseme

can i have this book to read??? i will return immediately once i finish reading...

#excuseme

do you have change for 5 rupees???

#excuseme

can i go before you??? i have an urgent work...

#excuseme

whats the story till now???

#excuseme

have i missed too much of starting part of the movie???

#excuseme

i can write with both hands with same efficiency...

don't believe me???

you should change your views... see me through mirror...

no... my shoes are not brown... they are black... now, YOU keep your roads clean and dust free...

if i indicate which way i am going to turn my car, it is an information security leak...

i used to wonder why vehicles are made to ply on left side of the road... I found out now... I just read "All rights reserved..."

nobody could turn the world like god does... except vodka...

Don't show me the time... I don't get tired based on time...

why do we live??? its just to find out the same...

u can go with a r rahman till midnight... after that you certainly need ilayaraaja...

டைம் பீஸ் பாத்து office போறவன் டம்மி பீசு... சனிக்கிழமையும் office போறவன்தான் மாஸு...

(Balaji Ramdoss உனக்கு office இருக்குல்ல? HA HA HA HA)

thank god, I have office tomorrow... I don't need to waste time at home... போங்கடா டேய்... நீங்களும் உங்க ஆப்பீஸ் கல்ச்சரும்...

whenever I feel worried that I have grown, kids prove me that I have actually not grown at all and hence I need not worry...

have you ever tried turning a video to a photo???

I just achieved the feat... press the 'pause' button...

Hmmm, and why don't I hear the sound?!!! will share with you all once I invent / discover that option button...

hey friends... whom of you are keeping track of centuries??? is this 17th or 18th century??? clarify me with at least a decadic accuracy... and yes, calculations to prove your stand is absolute requirement...

god knewed that there could be risen a water scarcities in all positions of the worlds in the 20th century... hence the why, HE maketh vodka...

i love to be liked... but hey, ladies first please...

Yes I can walk... but why disturb the world smooth revolution??? that too in the middle of night, when my friends in US are having lunch...

after 2 rounds of vodka I could actually write on paper...

guy, "we are friends now" - a relationship starts...

girl, "we are friends now" - a relationship ends...

teeeacher... teacher teeeeeacher...

- santhanam @ boss engira baskaran...

Sunny Leone learns hindi for Jism2 #news...

man... she is being misguided that she would have dialogue delivery...

don't know why...

but every trouble, when it comes to me, matures, evolves and hits me with a final perfect shape...