could anyone decode my neural schema??? #whoami

what prompts beggars to dress as 'sai baba'?

after Nayan Thara's recent split, the million dollar question rounding in FB and Tamil Nadu is, "Ungalil yaar adutha Prabhu Deva???"

our society trains drivers with enough road sense to find atleast 3 alternative ways in a single one-way...

boarded train to mumbai last night...

now some time back, after i declared that i am trained to understand what people speak based on their expressions, my compartment mates have become alert...

it includes 3 businessmen and a newly wed couple...

they would be now wondering if they have disclosed anything in their language, which they would have believed that i won't understand...

there is a post rotating around in internet... "valentine's day cancelled. reason 14-02-12 = 00"...

folks... don't terrorise / irritate me... this is one of the first time, after marriage, that i am going to celebrate 'valentine day' without sasi... so let me just enjoy... don't angry me with such posts...

Natarajan A V - my bro Karthik Nilagiri is so good in driving, he easily overtook a maruti omni. F1 guys, beware of him.

thank god... CCTVs don't capture voice... i could hence say hi comfortably to the man at the counter (who also has access to videos)...

பதினைந்தாயிரம் வன்னியப் பெண்களின் தாலியை அறுத்தவர் ராமதாஸ்-வேல்முருகன் #ஏழரை வைத்தியன், ஏன்னா, ஆயிரம் பேரை கொன்னவன் அரை வைத்தியன்

internet is no more global... atleast for blogger and google...

my blog is no more http://nvkarthik.blogspot.com but it is http://nvkarthik.blogspot.in and is governed by Indian laws...

this IS bad...

today a cow charged at my mother-in-law in morning... post lunch a crow tried to attack her...

#Eywa heard you... Jake... Eywa heard youuuuuu...

whaaat?!!!

is TamilMatrimony restricted only to bachelors???

damn!!! #bachelor chauvinists...

OMG... they don't even have 'wild card' entry...

"We're changing our privacy policy and terms" - Google...

Hey, Hello... I & my accounts are governed by Sasi's policies & terms... not YOURs...

#Urmila, when someone asks your age, say without hesitation, "39 as on date"...

They would anyway not believe...

Or would say "don't exaggerate"...

today is 'World Beautiful Girls Day'...

Happy Birthday Urmila Matondkar...

என் இத்தனை Tweetsயும் பொறுத்தருளிய நண்பர்களுக்கு நன்றி... இனி உங்களுக்கு விடுதலை... btw, எதாச்சும் புரிந்ததா??? அதான் விஞ்ஞானங்குறது...

P.S.: I think that this is going to have most likes...

எறகே எறகே'ன்னா மயிலு போடாது... #TalkingRight?

போன் அடிச்சா பெல்லு எடுக்க வேண்டியது தானே... #TalkingRight?

கண்டிப்பா வாங்கி தர்றேன்... #TalkingRight?

நீ தான்டி அழகு... #TalkingRight?

சார், இந்த வேலை பிடிச்சிருக்கு சார்... #TalkingRight?

உங்க பொண்ணை கண் கலங்காம பார்த்துக்குவேன்... #TalkingRight?

நம்ம திருமணத்துலே ஏதும் ஏமாந்துட்டோமா??? #TalkingRight?

காத்தாடி போட்டா சுவிட்சு சுத்துது... #TalkingRight?

ஏன்யா... நான் சரியா தான் பேசுறேனா??? #TalkingRight?

மாமனார் வீட்டில் விருந்து சாப்பிட்டவுடன் 'வெற்றி குறி' காட்டாதீர்கள்... #அபாயம்

she was beautiful... and then she turned around...

thundering typhoons... he turned to be handsome...

#bloody cross-dressing...

just because i am funny, don't mistake me as unmarried...

Physics tell you why current affect your life…

Psychics tell you why your past life still affects your current life…

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge? #Immanuel John Varghese

நான் மொச்சை பயிறு வாங்க போகும்போது, கரகாட்டகாரன் 'ஒரம் போடறது யாரு?' காமெடி போடும் சன் டிவியின் ஆதிக்க போக்கை வன்மையாக கண்டிக்கிறேன்...

mobile is one way better than remote... you can give a missed call to identify the mobile lost in the home jungle...

man... for the last 9 minutes i am watching the same channel...

sooooryaaa... where have you kept the remote????

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men socialise by insulting each other; but they don't really mean it...

women socialise by complimenting each other; however, they too don't actually mean it...

#balaji tj@FB

Supreme Court cancels all 122 licences granted for 2G... accha ji...

india plays (gully) cricket...

contrary to my understanding, in chennai, "love the gopal" is actually a scolding / swearing!!!

every time i plan to take a bath, i say to myself - 'yes... you can do it... you can do it... you can do it...'

believe me... it creates wonders...

i said, 'come on. gold is just an another investment. just pick any bangle'

sasi, 'is this how you select your shares? no wonder you are in red'

#point...

"Ramdev behind shoe thrown at Rahul" - Digvijay Singh...

உங்களால மட்டும் எப்படிடா இப்படி எல்லாம் யோசிக்க முடியுது... என்னமோ போடா மாதவா...

we have no place for corrupts in congress - rahul gandhi...

boss, just hang an 'Housefull' sign outside your office... people will understand...

with every good looking woman, there accompanies, an equally bad looking man...

domestic flights could be easily misjudged as cargo flights...

only few carry luggage corresponding to their size...

i wonder why that cute girl is not looking at me???

may be she fears that she will fall for me...

#போன் வயர் பிஞ்சி 3 நாளாச்சு...

my brother arrived...

let me check if he can consume one of the tokens...

still there would be one pending...

sigh... can't even donate it...

here at arrival, i have no newspaper, no coffee, and sitting just updating FB...

Hence i feel at home...

at arrivals, i see foreign women in indian traditional dresses and indian women in western dresses...

#cross dressing...

->about men??? Sorry, i didn't noticed them...

only girls seem to have the capability to read books and hear music at the same time...

and only guys can read newspaper and discuss the most critical family issues with wife, at the same time...

two third of the people coming out of arrivals are bearing an unwanted "i don't care" expression...