2012-02-25

if he encourages me to visit my friends, he has some match on tv...

#oodal



2012-02-25

he would have no football/cricket match in tv when one of my friends visit home...

#oodal


2012-02-25

if he loves you today, it means he has some office party and would be late...

#oodal


2012-02-25

gold coin is investment, before marriage...

jewellery is investment, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

wifey baptises your girlfriends as your cousin sister or aunty, based on their age...

#oodal


2012-02-25

you take your girl out on a rainy day, before marriage...

but just an umbrella, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

you could be anyone on weekdays, but just a driver on sundays...

#oodal


2012-02-25

joint account actually doesn't exist in reality... its either her's or none...

#oodal


2012-02-25

you spend to see her smile, before marriage...

you spend not to see her cry, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

shiela, munni, chameli were not just movie characters before marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

Upma - a breakfast before marriage and a punishment after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

bird watching leads to breakup, before marriage...

and leads to a bash up, after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

a cry follows a kiss, before marriage...

a kiss follows a cry after marriage...

#oodal


2012-02-25

a little fight between couples either leads to divorce or a delivery...

#oodal


2012-02-24

KFA - Excuse me please

https://nvkarthik.com/kfa-excuse-me-please/ 


2012-02-23

I smsed a friend, "what should I do to own royal enfield Thunderbird twinspark 350cc???"

He replied, "gain weight..."


2012-02-23

When doctor said that oil makes me round, I didn't believed...

Then I noticed Puri & chola puri... man he was right...


2012-02-23

went to xerox room to get a document spiral binded...

being curious, i requested the xerox boy to teach me making spiral binds...

he refused... fears that i may take over his job...

fine... don't teach... i will tell engineering and management institutes to add 'spiral binding course' in the syllabus...

lets see who win the global recession : engineers+managers or xerox boys...


2012-02-22

i keep attracting insects... maybe i should wash my hands within 15 mins of finishing my dinner...


2012-02-22

have you ever wondered how a round fan fills air in square room???

check your geometry...

(PS: is it geometry or aerodynamics?!!!)


2012-02-22

mission accomplished...

walked to the next room...

on the way, switched off tv too....


2012-02-22

wooow...

i feel the power...

full power, just enough to walk to the next room...


2012-02-22

there is no news as bad news...

#TomorrowNeverDies

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2012-02-22

kids..
10 seconds of fun...
30 years of misery...
#TrueLies

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2012-02-22

fully loaded Rajinikaanths...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

could actually prove that E=mC2...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

knows more than your wifey... and as a matter of fact, wifey practically knows everything...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

should have annual appraisal...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

have a well defined SOP for every function of mine...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

i love many... i just don't like being struck with just one set...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

they know that every penny of dowry paid is worth...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

the worst gets the best...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

the worst produces the best...

#inlaws


2012-02-22

a unit which you could never spin-off...

#inlaws


2012-02-18

can you reduce further 2 rupees???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

hope you have enough leave to celebrate my dad's 68th birthday with me???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

hows the taste???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

do i look fat???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

women are not really concerned if they are fat or not...

they are just concerned if they LOOK fat or not...


2012-02-18

i hope you can manage everything... if any help is needed, remember, i am always there...

#excuseme


2012-02-18

can you tell me the exact way to...???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

can i have this book to read??? i will return immediately once i finish reading...

#excuseme


2012-02-18

do you have change for 5 rupees???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

can i go before you??? i have an urgent work...

#excuseme


2012-02-18

whats the story till now???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

have i missed too much of starting part of the movie???

#excuseme


2012-02-18

i can write with both hands with same efficiency...

don't believe me???

you should change your views... see me through mirror...


2012-02-18

no... my shoes are not brown... they are black... now, YOU keep your roads clean and dust free...


2012-02-18

if i indicate which way i am going to turn my car, it is an information security leak...


2012-02-18

i used to wonder why vehicles are made to ply on left side of the road... I found out now... I just read "All rights reserved..."