Sasi - Will you take idly to office today???
I - Yes dear...
Sasi - Will you finish it there???
I - Yeah sure... Why doubt me???
Sasi - Hmm... I mean... All by yourselves???
I - (gulp) ?!!! Errr...
Ulaga Cinema I
25. La Strada by Federico Fellini
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24. Postmen in the Mountains by Jianqi Huo
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23. Rashomon by Akira kurasowa
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22. Good Bye Lenin by Wolfgang Becker
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21. Citizen Kane by Orsen Welles
"All the conditions necessary for murder are met if you shut two people in a cabin measuring eighteen feet by twenty and leave them together for two months" - Cosmonaut Valeri Ryumin @ Rocket Men (book)
#now, do you understand why hubbys fear their wifeys???
once in a while, wifeys have a habit of asking their hubbys the moment he enters the home - "what change do you find in home today??? tell... tell..."
"you sweeped the room, dear???" is a pretty bad and damaging answer...
mother-in-law knows your financial & liability status, much better than your employer / chartered accountant...
that too, much before you married her daughter... believe me...
never add wifey in your FB friend's list... Mark - you were just married na??? you will know it soon...
if wifey says that she knows your secret, let her reveal... you don't list out...
having said all that - realize - wifey knows all your secrets...
she saves each mistake of yours for one new jewellery released in the market...
never reveal your secrets to wifey... never reveal that you even have one... she will classify all these secrets as your mistakes...
when wifey is sobbing, never apologise...
its a trap to list out your mistakes...
when your wifey demands an apology, be clear what for...
or you'll end up revealing all your mistakes...
DMart is women's casino...
my mother-in-law has not complained about me, since yesterday evening 7:26 PM to till now...
will this amount to Paranormal Activity?!!!
Astronaut Don Pettit creates the first mailing address in space...
"Don Pettit, Node 2, Deck 5, ISS, LEO 51.603"
what if i post him a mail without stamp on it?!!!
Astronaut Don Pettit Creates the First Mailing Address in Space
a girl has updated her status in FB - "Moving to New York. Happy to see all friends again. Good Bye America"...
there were 16 'Likes'
and then some guy responded - "New York is in America"
world's busiest person is the one whom you call, when you are bored to death...
drinking how many pantry coffee will make me vomit???
let me check today...
got cold...
roaming around blowing my nose near everyone whom i don't like...
feels like the T-Rex of Jurassic Park...
if you want to excel survival techniques, work in my office on Saturdays, post lunch...
விசில் போட சொன்னா,
சங்கே ஊதிட்டாங்களே...
#CSK
one of the costliest footballs i have ever come across...
Rs. 249,299 only(!!!)
i am playing 'spot the Xbox Kinect' game...
asking every lady attender in Dmart about the section that sells Xbox...
soorya is playing the game i like him playing the most...
'spot your mummy'
his expectations are too much and too great...
sasi has come back after 6 months... i took a day holiday to take her a outing...
and, you know where i am now???
at DMart, pushing the purchase trolley...
#shopping
Mayur Bhojane
Full masti mood ....the day was karthik ji birthday party .... @ old panvel..... — with Chaitali Joshi, Sapna Sonkusare, Adv Dev Pande, Mayur Bhojane and Karthik Nilagiri.
Girl - "Sir, this is megha from SBI credit cards. You have been using our new chip based card for 1 month now. How much would you rate our card on scale of 1-5?"
I - "just 1..."
Girl - "??!!! Why sir???"
I (angrily) - "every time i swipe your credit card, money gets deducted... thats why..."
CLICK!!!!
#hope no more disturbance...
a traffic police stopped and asked for my license...
I said,"its there sir... but where is the road to Kalyan??? I am searching for it for last 10 min..."
he almost drew a map and guided me... and forgot about my license...
#Indians seem to have in-built GPS...
going to receive sasi, soorya and varsha in kalyan...
on the way at shilphata...
creativity at its extreme...
just peal the sticker and paste it...
Courtesy: McDonald Happy Meal
(PS: Its a 4 wheeler, not a 2 wheeler. I am sorry if my photographic angle misguides you...)
few years ago, i was at sweet 16... now i'm double sweet...
#birthday
today i share my b'day with FB founder Mark Zuckerberg...
and guys, more importantly, with Sunny Leone (hope you don't need an intro)...
#birthday
today is the day when the tooth match age...
#birthday
i am humbled and thankful to everyone who almost made a trending of my b'day... atleast on my wall... please give me some time to respond every wish individually...
thanks again for making the day content...
everyone has a dark side...
even the moon...
me no less...
feel lucky that you don't know my dark side...
an accounts guy sitting in my floor was talking about transferring money to 'Morocco Turkish bank of Republic America'...
damn... either the bank is run by Rajinikant or i desperately need a tea...
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20. Carandiru by Hector Babenco
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19. The battle of Algiers by Gillo Pontecorvo
waiting at signal, i saw this behind a car...
"The Lord Ctrl+Ss"
they actually did an x-ray on me...
hmmm... formality...
they could have just checked my bones...
periodic medical check-up at office...
i was filling form...
Smoking: Nil
Tobacco: Nil
Alcohol: Nil (sachhiii...)
Other Habits, if any: Reading (they striked this off...)
But the cute lady doctor smiled at my last answer...
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18. Rabbit proof fence by Philip Noyce
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17. A short film about love by Krzysztof Kieslowski
(PS: Bollywood copied it as 'Ek choti si love story')
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16. Meghe Dhaka Tara by Ritwik Katak
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15. The Return by Andrei Zvyagintsev
i know two ladies in office who are close friends...
i told them today, "hey!!! has anyone told you??? you look a lot similar..."
after some 2 hour, one lady asked me in person, "i think i am slim than her... am i not???"
meanwhile, the other lady pinged, "am i that bad???"
hmmm... there goes a friendship down the drain...
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14. City Lights by Charlie Chaplin
(PS: I could add a lot to his credit - The Great Dictator, Modern Times, The Circus, The Gold Rush, etc.)
