in byculla zoo...

watching lion...

PS: a lion is watching another lion...

uff...

highway patrol police stopped by and asked me, 'kya kar raha hai???'

i said, 'reliance mein kaam kar raha hoon saab...'

police, 'woh theek hai, idhar kya kar raha hai???'

i showed my id, license, visiting card, etc and explained that i am waiting for my cousins...

he then left me...

now that he has gone, i feel that he was scared with my cooling glassed appearance...

i feel a little tremble whenever vehicles cross my parked car...

they should build shake-proof car / shake-proof road (or) i should buy a big heavy car (or) i should keep a paperweight on the car...

good that i got my cooling glass...

like MIB...

but i wish to ask this question to a good looking women driver...

not every driver deserves my question...

wish to stop one of these fast moving vehicles and ask them, 'where the hell are you all rushing to???'

many vehicles have overtook me...

because i have parked my vehicle and not driving...

counting the number of vehicles crossing by...

its like counting sheep...

Getting sleepy...

one day mumbai darshan with Sasi's sister, brother-in-law and nephews Luckshith and Nitish...

Waiting for them in eastern express highway...

All vehicles are zooming by...

9 years complete in RIL today...

tomorrow i will wake up for yet another Fools Day...

can i nationalise my FB account???

#doubt

hey ppl... run for your life, take cover, start loving your wife...

news is that Manisha Koirala may start acting again...

"In a day, if you don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are travelling in the wrong path" - Swami Vivekananda...

#it seems that my marriage is heading via THE perfect path...

its MY life...

but I don't dare to prove it to Sasi...

i'm perfect for the post of Devdas except for that Parimjeeth or Raghuveer or Shakuntala or something...

err... what was the pup named in the saga???

btw, was that pup a male or female???

do i look drunk???

Well... Great...

Because I don't want anyone to find out via my FB updates...

watching 'Due Date' in HBO...

Not so good looking man a dog Sonny...

A good looking man...

#why do i remember 'Anbe Sivam'???

had a telephone faux-pas...

picked up a call, thinking it to be sasi, and said "I miss you..."

"we too missed you... you seemed to be not using your SBI credit card, much often, these days... any problem sir???", a sweet lady (presumption by voice) on the other end asked...

compared to the Rs. 200 or more costly after-shave lotions, a small 'shaving alum' is just Rs. 5...

I am now using shaving alum...

Anyway, i can use after-shave lotion for other purposes, now that i know its constituents...

casually checking 'Old Spice' after-shave lotion... man, it contains alcohol 62% v/v... could be a great backup in case of emergency...

btw, is this the reason women are attracted to a strong after-shave lotion???

why so many photos roam around in FB with a request/challenge to press 'L'???

errr... not that i did it...

but, if you have signed upside down in your credit card, is it better to pay rs.100 and get a new card or continue signing upside down in all bills, till the card expires???

'What do you do?' Castro asks the Pope...

Fidel is the man!!!

Capt. Gopinath's brilliance doesn't seem to be in starting an airline, but transferring it out at correct time to Mallya...

a recent achievement...

i made my father-in-law say 'Yes' to 4 of my questions, during my telephone call to him, yesterday...

P.S. now don't ask me what those questions were...

"Gee Baby! Ain't I good to you?"

-Miss Tina Carlyle @ The Mask

sigh...

only a blessed few are lucky enough to get 'wrong calls' during boring meetings...

TOI = CMGN

i am boycotting TOI...

never in my life i will read or support TOI...

-nvk

#News of TOI with regards to UN Resolution on Sri Lanka

"Chennai forces India to split from Asia, censure Sri Lanka"

somethings can't be bought by money...

for everything else,

check your wifey's "List of wannabe's..."

be careful, next week is 'கணவன்-மனைவி' வாரம் in Sun TV 11 PM movies...

until i met my in-laws, i believed that MIB is a fiction...

"if no girl loves you, don't feel cursed...

it may be your future fiancee's prayer...", a friend to another friend in a TASMAC bar...

-my friend@phone-call...

we will control black money - pratibha patil in parliament...

Mr. President, when will you stop controlling and start eliminating black money???

kids are dynamite...

from my balcony i waved to kids below...

kids cried, 'Hi, Karthik uncle...', immediately followed by 'Hi, Pooja didi...'

i peeked a little to find who Pooja was...

her husband was peeking out a lot to see who Karthik was...

don't rush to conclusions, about me, with my FB post... just call me and get confirmed... my number is 8756081523 + 1111111111... prefix the number with +91

i don't do things which others can't do...

i just do things which others think to do but never spare time to do...

per 'India TV', sun has already crossed Japan today...

enjoying every line of 'Rocket Men' by Craig Nelson...

Buy, read and preserve...

i was married when a photo flash blinded my vision...

red light do have special functions than other wavelengths... ask a lorry driver...

light could indeed be bent, shrinked or expanded... just use prisms, convex or concave lens...

without sun, we wouldn't have had sankatanti in north & pongal in south...

without sun, we might have been rounding around Alpha Centauri...

y is god always represented by white light and that too from up???

a sudden flash of a car's headlight could even scare a 'Godzilla'...

CFL may save power, but it has less luminosity than tubelight...

was light invented or discovered??? what about 'bulb'???

before light was invented what would have been used in comic strip to represent 'got an idea'...

i am thankful for edison, not for inventing light, but for the idea of putting it in a transparent glass... otherwise light would have been trapped in...

the world sometimes seems really round...