i can argue with you so long as you disagree with me...

where you stand depends on where you sit...

#Allison

if your friends speak truth, you are in danger...

#kalyug

kinder garden school managements should think ahead...

they should also run matrimonial sites...

a little accident on road and we found vegetables and food scattered all over the road...

we stepped over it and moved ahead...

why???

to earn the same food...

#funny humans

roti - kapda - makaan

aaj'kal roti ki atta ka khethi nahi hothi...

badan mein kapda kam hote jaa rahein hai...

aur city bhar makaan hi makaan hai...

"நாம ஏமாந்துட்டோம் மாமா..."

"ஆமான்டா மாப்ளே...

promotion'னு சொல்லி designation'ஐ மட்டும் மத்திட்டாங்கடா...

நாம மோசம் போயிட்டோம்டா மாப்ளே..."

ஹல்லோ மிஸ்டர்...

நேத்து review பண்ண வர்றேன்னு சொன்னீங்க, வரவேல்ல???

ஹெல்லோவ்வ்...

நா promotion இல்லா manager சங்கத் தலைவர் nvk பேசுறேன்...

நீங்க யார் பேசுறது???

என்னது appraisal'ஆ???

போய் பிள்ளை குட்டிங்கள படிக்க வைக்குற வேலையப் பாருய்யா...

கப்பித்தனமா பேசிக்கிட்டு...

கட்டதுரைக்கு கட்டம் சரியில்லேன்னு நெனைக்குறேன்...

நம்ம appraisalல கை வைக்குறதே அவனுக்கு வேலையா போச்சு...

i am 3 years short for being eligible for President post...

people...

its last day to make your to-be-born kid witness the Mayan prophecy...

sun seems to be a conspiracy by god to make me lose the water i drink...

hey boss...

i agreed for flexi hours...

now you agree for flexi working...

why don't i bump into single guys at coffee shops such as Barista, CCD, etc.???

Not that i am interested in them...

Just wondering that they are always there to pay for someone's bills...

i beg my customers to buy my products, then beg them to make payment on time...

#corporate ethics

tax authorities are powerful during march...

and HR is powerful during april...

#appraisal

birds flow upside down on the other side of the world...

or atleast i see so...

PC: Natarajan AV 

On job training...

i can forget a lot of things... can't list them... but indeed i can forget...

எனக்கு எதுக்கு பாராட்டு விழா???

Hmmm...

அப்படி நான் என்ன செஞ்சிட்டேன்???

நான் என் கடமையைத்தான செஞ்சேன்???

அதுக்கு எதுக்கு பாராட்டு விழா???

#appraisalஅப்பாடக்கர்

me and Neeta Shah's "Bollywood Striptease"...

STATUARY WARNING: Marriage are subjected to in-law risks. Please know thy family carefully before you get married.

Dharmendra Deol got Padma Bhushan???

anyone dare to comment???

did IPL 5 really started???

"IPL 5 should be scared of Jannat 2", - Emraan Hashmi...

man... is he a hero or a comedian???

one of my relatives have been updating my FB status'es to my in-laws...

hey, inform this too...

"My in-laws are the best in-laws I ever had..." - Karthik

What??? Again a wrong statement??? Why??? But... How???

women are eager to watch their marriage video because she finds herself young out there...

men don't want to recall their marriage video because he finds all young girls he missed out...

matrimony sites are used to find girlfriends by men... and to find household worker by women...

my most scaring photos are those in which i am tagged in by my friends...

most kids, without their exact approval, are tagged in facebook by their parents...

adding a facebook friend is highly influenced by the number of mutual friends you have with him/her...

sadly, most of my facebook friends know me only by face... that too because i have uploaded my photo in it...

science says that a good 6 hour sleep per day is most sufficient...

i don't know why office timings insist 8 hour...

we need 4G/LTE speeds atleast for checking availability in irctc...

mamta... before adding more trains, just add more servers and more RAM to all existing servers...

its better to book irctc tickets from home... you have got 16 hrs at a stretch... 8 in office is not even sufficient to check availability...

these days i satisfy myself looking at the 'booked tickets history' in irctc...

what more can i do???

booking tickets at irctc is a past achievement...

damn... i can't even log into it...

like dinesh trivedi, i sincerely suspect that mamta has also shifted the railway server...

my friend wanted to tease me about wasting my time on FB and asked, 'do i need to be a management guy plus engineer to be on facebook???'

i asked him, 'when is the last time you laughed aloud for a stupid joke???'

he was blank for more than a minute...

i said, 'just leave it man... facebook is not for you...'

in bus, today, i was sitting near emergency exit door...

and was talking to the co-passenger sitting next to me in aisle...

after few minutes, don't know why, he wished to sit near the emergency exit door...

ha ha ha...

the balcony guy, whom i saw smoking early morning in his balcony, is washing his balcony...

his wife, or may be his mother (you can't be sure, given the developments in make-up technology) is overlooking the job...

i am hungry...

nothing is at home, except books...

will continue 'Rocket Men' now...

looking out from my balcony...

another guy is out in his balcony, smoking...

early morning smoke is very healthy... air is fresh at that time...

if you try the act of X-Men, especially that of one who can pass through walls, you are in for a surprise...

PS: Ice is good for those head bumps...

the 'AllOut' actually irritates me more that it irritates the mosquitoes...

"Einstein again proved right... CERN was not able to establish that neutrinos travel faster than light... thank god, 12 th std physics book need not be updated..."

-an arrear student's thoughts...

i never cross the same 'Space' twice in my life...

how about you???

what if, suddenly, all mobile operators start charging all incoming sms'es and make free all outgoing sms'es???