why does he keep his SMS alerts in silent mode???
#oodal
why does he never gets time to change his marriage status, in FB, as 'married'...
#oodal
he believes that football popularity would be doubled, if society scraps marriage system...
#oodal
he is always keen to invite my friends for dinner... atleast until they are married...
#oodal
he thinks he knows everything... i know that...
#oodal
he believes that i can read his mind... and in a way, its true...
#oodal
he watches the movie 'Fashion' just because the screen play is great and not for anything else...
#oodal
if he encourages me to visit my friends, he has some match on tv...
#oodal
he would have no football/cricket match in tv when one of my friends visit home...
#oodal
if he loves you today, it means he has some office party and would be late...
#oodal
gold coin is investment, before marriage...
jewellery is investment, after marriage...
#oodal
wifey baptises your girlfriends as your cousin sister or aunty, based on their age...
#oodal
you take your girl out on a rainy day, before marriage...
but just an umbrella, after marriage...
#oodal
you could be anyone on weekdays, but just a driver on sundays...
#oodal
joint account actually doesn't exist in reality... its either her's or none...
#oodal
you spend to see her smile, before marriage...
you spend not to see her cry, after marriage...
#oodal
shiela, munni, chameli were not just movie characters before marriage...
#oodal
Upma - a breakfast before marriage and a punishment after marriage...
#oodal
bird watching leads to breakup, before marriage...
and leads to a bash up, after marriage...
#oodal
a cry follows a kiss, before marriage...
a kiss follows a cry after marriage...
#oodal
a little fight between couples either leads to divorce or a delivery...
#oodal
I smsed a friend, "what should I do to own royal enfield Thunderbird twinspark 350cc???"
He replied, "gain weight..."
When doctor said that oil makes me round, I didn't believed...
Then I noticed Puri & chola puri... man he was right...
went to xerox room to get a document spiral binded...
being curious, i requested the xerox boy to teach me making spiral binds...
he refused... fears that i may take over his job...
fine... don't teach... i will tell engineering and management institutes to add 'spiral binding course' in the syllabus...
lets see who win the global recession : engineers+managers or xerox boys...
i keep attracting insects... maybe i should wash my hands within 15 mins of finishing my dinner...
have you ever wondered how a round fan fills air in square room???
check your geometry...
(PS: is it geometry or aerodynamics?!!!)
mission accomplished...
walked to the next room...
on the way, switched off tv too....
wooow...
i feel the power...
full power, just enough to walk to the next room...
there is no news as bad news...
#TomorrowNeverDies
kids..
10 seconds of fun...
30 years of misery...
#TrueLies
fully loaded Rajinikaanths...
#inlaws
could actually prove that E=mC2...
#inlaws
knows more than your wifey... and as a matter of fact, wifey practically knows everything...
#inlaws
should have annual appraisal...
#inlaws
have a well defined SOP for every function of mine...
#inlaws
i love many... i just don't like being struck with just one set...
#inlaws
they know that every penny of dowry paid is worth...
#inlaws
the worst gets the best...
#inlaws
the worst produces the best...
#inlaws
a unit which you could never spin-off...
#inlaws
can you reduce further 2 rupees???
#excuseme
hope you have enough leave to celebrate my dad's 68th birthday with me???
#excuseme
hows the taste???
#excuseme
do i look fat???
#excuseme
women are not really concerned if they are fat or not...
they are just concerned if they LOOK fat or not...
i hope you can manage everything... if any help is needed, remember, i am always there...
#excuseme
can you tell me the exact way to...???
#excuseme
can i have this book to read??? i will return immediately once i finish reading...
#excuseme
do you have change for 5 rupees???
#excuseme