"Gee Baby! Ain't I good to you?"
-Miss Tina Carlyle @ The Mask
sigh...
only a blessed few are lucky enough to get 'wrong calls' during boring meetings...
TOI = CMGN
i am boycotting TOI...
never in my life i will read or support TOI...
-nvk
#News of TOI with regards to UN Resolution on Sri Lanka
"Chennai forces India to split from Asia, censure Sri Lanka"
somethings can't be bought by money...
for everything else,
check your wifey's "List of wannabe's..."
be careful, next week is 'கணவன்-மனைவி' வாரம் in Sun TV 11 PM movies...
until i met my in-laws, i believed that MIB is a fiction...
"if no girl loves you, don't feel cursed...
it may be your future fiancee's prayer...", a friend to another friend in a TASMAC bar...
-my friend@phone-call...
we will control black money - pratibha patil in parliament...
Mr. President, when will you stop controlling and start eliminating black money???
kids are dynamite...
from my balcony i waved to kids below...
kids cried, 'Hi, Karthik uncle...', immediately followed by 'Hi, Pooja didi...'
i peeked a little to find who Pooja was...
her husband was peeking out a lot to see who Karthik was...
don't rush to conclusions, about me, with my FB post... just call me and get confirmed... my number is 8756081523 + 1111111111... prefix the number with +91
i don't do things which others can't do...
i just do things which others think to do but never spare time to do...
per 'India TV', sun has already crossed Japan today...
enjoying every line of 'Rocket Men' by Craig Nelson...
Buy, read and preserve...
i was married when a photo flash blinded my vision...
red light do have special functions than other wavelengths... ask a lorry driver...
light could indeed be bent, shrinked or expanded... just use prisms, convex or concave lens...
without sun, we wouldn't have had sankatanti in north & pongal in south...
without sun, we might have been rounding around Alpha Centauri...
y is god always represented by white light and that too from up???
a sudden flash of a car's headlight could even scare a 'Godzilla'...
CFL may save power, but it has less luminosity than tubelight...
was light invented or discovered??? what about 'bulb'???
before light was invented what would have been used in comic strip to represent 'got an idea'...
i am thankful for edison, not for inventing light, but for the idea of putting it in a transparent glass... otherwise light would have been trapped in...
the world sometimes seems really round...
Carmina Burana - O Fortuna...
For last 30 min i was hearing this played again and again... Even closing the book i was reading... What a mesmerising powerful music!!!
In simple words, its the 'Old Spice' music...
guys... NASA has confirmed finding ice and water on moon...
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NVK Tech Firm's travel advisory: Just carry Vodka and Chips on next trip...
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A comment from Parthiban Delli
Vodka & Chips? You are still thinking in local level, man. One politician (Gingrich) in the US is proposing to build a complete Pub and Spa on Moon. He is running for President this year. You can call him Lalu
got up... had a tea... then brushed up and again had a tea... experienced no difference...
with this result, NVK Tech Firm confirms that brushing teeth is a wastage of resources and time...
thought that i was only one out in the sun...
actually there are many...
first half day sick leave of this year... travelling back home in this sun is even more tireding to me...
FaceBook knew that 'The Wall' is going to retire...
Hence they replaced it with 'Timeline'...
-SMS@Nishant
when you go out dinner with wifey, she could say 'i like the food' - its an absolute statement... you shall not say 'i like the food' - wifey takes it as relative statement, a comparison with the the food she cook at home...
at mumbai McDonalds, with Happy Meal, they are giving you two Doremons - as a water gun & as a clapper...
Go grab it...
Mine were already abducted by Harini and Manoj...
'Tea-20' by Vinod Kumar S... Frog Books...
meri bhains ko anda kyun maara???
#filmy
he have to kill your name, before he could kill you...
#gladiator
hunger is a better waker than any available alarm clock in the market...
i showed a list of famous cuisines to my mother-in-law...
she was looking keenly...
i asked, "what???"
she asked me back, "where is the address of my home???"
மாமியாரே... but உங்க நேர்மை எனக்கு புடிச்சிருக்கு...
i was under impression that excitements - sorrows or happiness or anger or hatredness - dissolve in alcohol...
Vijay Mallya proved that a complete airline can...
since last one week i have been asking this question to people whom i interact, "What is your passion?"
Many blinked and didn't have a clue...
Some gave wrong answers like "Money", "Position", or "Peaceful life"...
Those who answered clearly were artists - painters, singers, writers, etc...
Now check yourselves... What's your passion???
washing cloths is no more tiring laborious job, but a best way to kill time...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
everyday, i am the last to get out of my home and the first to get in...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
not able to invite anyone home for a coffee / dinner...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
every doll has battery with full charge...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
3BHK used to be insufficient...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
my house used to be the noicyest house in my locality...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
i used be happy that my in-laws are faaar from my place...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
there are more souls in southern part of India that worry about me...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
i select my dress, all by myself...
i miss my family...
#pasalai