man mohan invited gilani for india vs. pak semifinal... you know the results...

now man mohan wants to invite rajbakshe for india vs. srilanka final... apparently rajbakshe has switched off his mobile...

ahead of final, smses have started to circulate about Ponting, Smith, Sammy, Strass, Affridi and Vettori waiting at indian airport for Sangakara...

Folks... Come on... Irrespective of loss or win, Srilanka have to go after match...

This sms was applicable until final... Not for final...

Cheer India, but with a little innovation...

watched vijaykaanth hitting his own candidate in the van... Bada tamaas it was...

pak and indian PMs were sitting so silent in the last 5 overs of the match... would they have maintained silence for all 100 overs...

did u watch sonia's cheer once india took the last wicket...

today's match is really important & costly for India...

it costs almost 1/365 of India's GDP...

we have been given official permission to go home half-day, on account of match...

India should win, atleast to have us an another half-day on finals...

a young college couple which has been talking from Thane, so intimately, are still talking...

i believe that the couple is not aware that they have changed the bus...

the conductor of my new bus asked be politely, 'abey, ticket liya kya?'

i thrashed him with a daring response, 'haan ji, ley liya...'

all bus members have been seated into another bus... hope we reach home in full, atleast now...

finally, bus broke down at Belapur... Waiting for next bus... all CNG fuel had leaked away... so no gas and bus stopped...

there goes again the driver... his sudden break do prevent the bus from hitting the ones outside the bus... but people inside the bus collide with each other on each brake...

returning from Thane to Panvel, in bus... the driver seems determined to hit atleast 1 people on the way... he already tried to hit 19 persons, but missed...

cricket world cup semi-final teams:

From group A: Pakistan, New Zealand & Sri Lanka...

From group B: only India...

Kannaaa... Panninga thaan koottamaa varum... Singam, single'a thaan varum...

nehra: 10 over bowling podanum... oru ball'um batl'le padaame podanum... single run kooda tharaame podanum...

dhoni: adhukku nee enakku thaan ball podanum...

(via Sridhar)

free mixie, grinder, etc. as electoral gifts...

#adappaavame... thalaivar 'vasanth & co' kitteyum kai neettittaaraaa???

dmk'ku aadharavaaga vadivelu prachaaram...

#sangame abaraadhathule thaan poikkittu irukku... idhule 'kaippulle' veeraya???

kalakkuda kaippulle...

en vaai: sambalam vaangura namakke maasak kadaisi'le ivvalavu kashtam'na, sambalam kodukkura modhalaali evvalavu kashtathule iruppaaru??? haiyoo aiyoo...

en manasaatchi: dei, ippadi pesip'pesiye kodukkura increment'taiyum keduthurungada...

the best way to stay sane is to keep away from tamil news channels till elections are over and India TV till you are over...

BBC seems to be the only news channel worth watching...

A quake in Mumbai can kill 1.6 lakh... #DNA news

Mumbaite: I am least bothered unless the count includes me, my family & friends...

Soorya and his cousins Luckshith & Nitish are better than vacuum cleaners... they collect more dust from my home than any equipment can possibly do...

enga amma evvalavoo sonnuchu; indha velaikkellaam pogaadhe'nu...

idhu eppadi irukku theriyuma?

machi nee kelain...

mama nee kelain...

anne nee kelain...

following karuna, jeya too announces free laptop, bus pass for oldies, mixie for housewives, etc...

#kutthunga ejamaan kutthunga; indha vaakkaalargale ippadiththaan...

yuvaraj: any plasthiri today?

lee: yeah, its me...

#Polladhavan...

Srilanka protests allied force's attack on Gaddafi (note: not Libya)... #Rajbakshe rocks...

What more you expect from a country that killed its own people...

Inam inath'thodu serum...

india sends search and rescue team to japan.. #news...

Now??? I recall the disaster happening a week ago...

whenever i look at 'lion dates syrup' ad, i feel that most of medicines invented till now are redundant...

portugal to collapse??? portugal president has resigned... how long would EU keep things together...

egypt stock market reopened after around 2 months... only to fall be around by 10%... still this is great sign of recovery...

planed to cook coffee... got everything from kitchen... milk, vessels, tumbler, sugar, coffee... except the lighter to start the stove...

hmmm... making coffee is not my cup of tea...

what development you can expect from a country that broadcasts bharadha naattiyam in its official channel by middle of night 3:30 AM... # DD Podhigai...

court has given permission for CBI to bring Anderson to India with regard to Bhopal accident... #Jeya News...

I think someone, else apart from me, has woken up...

songs in 'midnight masala' are not that exciting as they used to be during my college days...

channels should respect those who tune to them in the middle of midnight...

eight times married Elisabeth Taylor expired...

the beauty of vodka is that it looks like water...

the beauty of office is that water bottles are allowed...

current mood is 'smiles'

sarathkumar amma'kitte rendu seat vaangi irukkaare... andha innoru seat yaarukku? ille anda seat'ukkum ammave aal koduthuduvaangalaa???

nirubar: sir, marupadiyum amma'voda serndhutteengale?

captain: sandaile kiliyaadha sattai enge irukku...

every plugpoint in my home, thats just less than 2 feet from floor lever, is always switched on... irrespective of whether an equipment is pluged to it or not; whether current supply is there or not...

# Thanks to Soorya...

did u notice... its long since election dates have been announced... but not a single dhothi had been teared at Tamil Nadu Congress office... a great miracle... # Sathyamoorthi Bhavan

its tsunami for Japan...

and its benami for India...

is somebody tendering for nuclear reactor protective measures in India???

we are waiting...

- Pawar, Karuna, Ali, Hasan, Kalmadi(???!!!!), Balwas, etc...

camel vs we guys:

camel can continuously work without drinking, even for two weeks...

we guys can continuously drink without working, even for two months...

PS: We does not include me...

i am going to start being more spontaneous... i have been thinking about it for weeks...

2012: a movie on earth's extinction was released last year...

2011: a movie on earth's extinction released this year...

Why one year preponement?

* vijaykanth joined AIADMK...

* sarathkumar too joined AIADMK... not just that... allotted two seats in coming election...

* gadafi seems to suppress revolution...

* japanese earthquake and following nuclear meltdown....

* satyam raju may be released...

* hasan ali granted bail...

* we still have 6 days office...

* vijaya T R is still in active politics and more terrifically, in active cinema...

* PJThomas is going to fight for his posting...

* no path breaking news on CWG, Adarsh and 2G...

* my house owner is increasing my rent by 19%...

The King: Were you with him till his end? Could you please tell me how he died?

The Last Samurai: I will tell you how he lived, my Lord.

there was an able dancer in indian cricket team... we could have enjoyed his dancing more... where is he???

this sunday started well... i lost sleep only at 7:30 instead of the routine 6 AM...

Nirmal Lifestyles (Real Estate) ad: Fitness at 46th floor.

What they mean: No lift in our building...

729th faction of congress (YSR Congress) has been formed by Jagan Mohan Reddy...