did IPL 5 really started???
"IPL 5 should be scared of Jannat 2", - Emraan Hashmi...
man... is he a hero or a comedian???
one of my relatives have been updating my FB status'es to my in-laws...
hey, inform this too...
"My in-laws are the best in-laws I ever had..." - Karthik
What??? Again a wrong statement??? Why??? But... How???
women are eager to watch their marriage video because she finds herself young out there...
men don't want to recall their marriage video because he finds all young girls he missed out...
matrimony sites are used to find girlfriends by men... and to find household worker by women...
my most scaring photos are those in which i am tagged in by my friends...
most kids, without their exact approval, are tagged in facebook by their parents...
adding a facebook friend is highly influenced by the number of mutual friends you have with him/her...
sadly, most of my facebook friends know me only by face... that too because i have uploaded my photo in it...
science says that a good 6 hour sleep per day is most sufficient...
i don't know why office timings insist 8 hour...
we need 4G/LTE speeds atleast for checking availability in irctc...
mamta... before adding more trains, just add more servers and more RAM to all existing servers...
its better to book irctc tickets from home... you have got 16 hrs at a stretch... 8 in office is not even sufficient to check availability...
these days i satisfy myself looking at the 'booked tickets history' in irctc...
what more can i do???
booking tickets at irctc is a past achievement...
damn... i can't even log into it...
like dinesh trivedi, i sincerely suspect that mamta has also shifted the railway server...
my friend wanted to tease me about wasting my time on FB and asked, 'do i need to be a management guy plus engineer to be on facebook???'
i asked him, 'when is the last time you laughed aloud for a stupid joke???'
he was blank for more than a minute...
i said, 'just leave it man... facebook is not for you...'
in bus, today, i was sitting near emergency exit door...
and was talking to the co-passenger sitting next to me in aisle...
after few minutes, don't know why, he wished to sit near the emergency exit door...
ha ha ha...
the balcony guy, whom i saw smoking early morning in his balcony, is washing his balcony...
his wife, or may be his mother (you can't be sure, given the developments in make-up technology) is overlooking the job...
i am hungry...
nothing is at home, except books...
will continue 'Rocket Men' now...
looking out from my balcony...
another guy is out in his balcony, smoking...
early morning smoke is very healthy... air is fresh at that time...
if you try the act of X-Men, especially that of one who can pass through walls, you are in for a surprise...
PS: Ice is good for those head bumps...
the 'AllOut' actually irritates me more that it irritates the mosquitoes...
"Einstein again proved right... CERN was not able to establish that neutrinos travel faster than light... thank god, 12 th std physics book need not be updated..."
-an arrear student's thoughts...
i never cross the same 'Space' twice in my life...
how about you???
what if, suddenly, all mobile operators start charging all incoming sms'es and make free all outgoing sms'es???
damn...
i am not able to make a blank post in FB...
the guy/gal who first got the idea of Passport size photo must have been pot belly'ied...
balatwits@twitter
which is pathetic???
draining the entire water filled in washing machine???
or dropping the entire half kg of washing powder in washing machine???
or both???
i became victim of the day long driving...
125 km, full day driving, and i am drained...
driving at 80 km/hr, puked on myself on the way back home...
somehow pulled it to home...
rasam saadham and electrol are divine...
a good sleep will cover up everything...
people seem to be much excited while praying to god... if they repent their mistakes with same excitement, there would be no need for god...
i am definitely spiritual... but somehow not greatly comfortable with this God thing...
these bhajans excite... all are emotionally forced to sing...
standing in the long queue for one-to-one meet with God; actually idol...
believe me, even Nano has parking problem... a Nano was fighting with Honda Accord for a parking slot...
now on the way to Iskon temple... to take forgiveness from god... for all the sins i commit(ed) at Reliance...
in juhu beach... near Iskon temple...
we were in marine drive couple of hours back...
a shooting was going on...
saw Vijay in green shirt...
and Sathyan in grey safari suit...
another reason for Sasi to be jealous...
sadly, very sadly, we didn't find heroine...
its gateway of india times...
majestic cranes.. standing on single legs...with wings wide spread...
parrots and peacocks, doves and herons...
now in the park... this seems the most enjoyed place in zoo, by kids...
'Silence Please' is more obeyed by animals, than by visitors...
nilgai and spotted deer sections now...
snakes section is closed due to repair work...
hippopotamus and rhinoceros now...
they have cut the rhinoceros horn...
not to mention ants, butterflies, wasps and more insects...
and yes, lots and lots of humans...
now we see deer and emu...
we also see squirrels, crow, etc...
till now we have seen only monkeys and elephants...
