count from one... and you will be eager to go upto zero...
#russian drink
when you hate me, you want me to forget you as long as you remember me...
#russian drink
the most circular ball does not roll to a corner, but stays in the centre of a square room...
#russian drink
sentences sometimes take a toll on words you intend to express...
#russian drink
mostly you see me the way you want to see me...
sometimes the way i want you to see me...
never the way i actually am...
#russian drink
i thought that adding sasi's FB friends (especially women) to my friends list would increase the bond between me and sasi as, you see, the number of 'mutual friends' in FB increases...
apparently it doesn't...
i have peculiar set of tech-savvy friends...
i gave my home co-ordinates and invited her home...
i asked her to check with Google...
she never came...
later i learnt that she was using Google Earth... not Google Map...
Emperor: Tell me how he died.
Allegran: I will tell you how he lived.
#The Last Samurai
Kareeshmaan Kareeshmaan...
Paragoos Paragoos...
#Mummy(-in-law)
was having regular tea at Swad...
a gentleman of around 40 was on mobile, "hmmm... theek hai... hmm... ok..."
suddenly he pressed loudspeaker button by mistake and we all heard the female voice, "... ... gadhe... mera zindagi toh chalo barbaadh ki... kabhi kuch laayak kaam kiya??? tere wajah se, mere... ... ..."
he panicly pressed the handset buttion, threw a proud smile on us and continued with his, "hmmm... theek hai... ok..."
i eagerly got ready to watch the movie 'BABE' in Movies Now...
Man... Damn...
Its about a pig...
if i am arrested for being handsome, i fear i may get a life-term...
Pranab'da says that he is thankful for timely warning of S&P's rating on India as BBB...
i wonder whether Pranab'da is in credit or debit side of our budget...
a few characters have changed, but not the characterisations...
sentiments and sensations are the same...
complan is still promising double growth with 6 month continuous drink...
one day you cut class, for academic reasons, you recap every megaserials that you missed for last 3 months...
'நாதஸ்வரம்' is on now...
it seems that north is importing the zoo from south...
first 'Ek tha tiger'...
then 'Singam'...
and now 'Chiruthai' aka Cheetah as 'rowdy rathore'...
long back there was also 'Haathi mera saathi'...
a young couple were having coffee...
the girl spotted 2 of her friends outside the cafeteria, shouted at them to come inside for a coffee and introduced her boyfriend to them...
a guy would never do this mistake...
given that one of her friend was much prettier...
anyway the girl has secured some witness for her relation, in case the boy tries to run away from relation...
girls are indeed clever...
an office colleague was going for a smoke and just asked me for company...
I said, "I don't smoke..."
Gave a pause...
And then I said,"but my boyfriend does..."
Now he stopped calling me for smoke...
employee proposes...
management disposes...
#appraisal
if i get myself a tailor made customised appraisal system, then i may get a better appraisal...
in the middle of heated meeting, answered a phone call and agreed for jewellery purchase...
guess who forgot to call me back???
#akshaya thirutiya
Griffendors win over Slitheryns with harry potter catching the golden Snitch...
harry potter just got 'Nimbus 2000'... not just another broomstick...
#promotion
had harry potter been Chinese, he would have demanded two magic wands...
#chopsticks
every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...
every movie has a fight sequence that leads to the tearing of shirt and going bare top...
what to watch???
ipl or
chalte chalte or
harry potter or
transporter or
the great movie 'ab insaaf hoga'???
why do i hear a bunch of drums???
have somebody won??? or somebody lose???
#ipl
first flying lesson is with broomsticks...
#potter
nothing different at office...
welcome to Hogwarts... you can meet atleast a dozen Potters here...
'Tanishq' is a reason for inflation...
am i from 20th century or belong to 21st or both???
#multi century question
i don't know where the 'Sorting Hat' has put me in life...
#harry potter
harry potter taught me a thing... however smart and handsome you are - your friend, and not you, get the best girl...
if i speak truth straight from my heart, i would be in jail and you folks in asylum...
many-a-times, photoshop is better than make-up...
A: mere paas gaadi hai...
B: (sigh!)
A: banglow hai...
B: (sigh!!)
A: karodon ka paisa hai...
B: (deep sigh!!!)
A: ek sundar'si biwi hai...
B: ???!!!! uh.. hm.. he he.. ha ha ha... HO HO HO HO... HA HA HA HA...
mere paas batman hai, spiderman hai, ironman hai, superman hai...
tere paas kya hai???
mere paas Hanuman hai...
#stop plagiarism
biological clock sets alarm much early on holidays...
a guy in love has bright face...
a guy not in love has bright future...
used 'all out - advanced' in power mode...
its finished in just 11 days...
these mosquitoes seem to be 'all out' guzzlers...
many seem to be watching 'Dailymotion' with their facebook signed on...
be careful people...
i hate Haywards 5000 group...
when they have such great products, why do they just market their club soda???
every invention kills a profession...
china seems to know better about our technology, than us...
we say 5 K...
and they say 8 K...
baaraah mahine mein;
baaraah tharike se;
appraisal form'u,
bharoonga re mein...
dhinka chika, dhinka chika;
dhinka chika, dhinka chika;
hey hey hey heeey...
'better safe than worried...', says Jhankaar Beats...
I say, 'safety overrides all production targets...'
