2012-03-30

watching 'Due Date' in HBO...

Not so good looking man a dog Sonny...

A good looking man...

#why do i remember 'Anbe Sivam'???


2012-03-30

had a telephone faux-pas...

picked up a call, thinking it to be sasi, and said "I miss you..."

"we too missed you... you seemed to be not using your SBI credit card, much often, these days... any problem sir???", a sweet lady (presumption by voice) on the other end asked...


2012-03-30

compared to the Rs. 200 or more costly after-shave lotions, a small 'shaving alum' is just Rs. 5...

I am now using shaving alum...

Anyway, i can use after-shave lotion for other purposes, now that i know its constituents...


2012-03-30

casually checking 'Old Spice' after-shave lotion... man, it contains alcohol 62% v/v... could be a great backup in case of emergency...

btw, is this the reason women are attracted to a strong after-shave lotion???


2012-03-29

why so many photos roam around in FB with a request/challenge to press 'L'???


2012-03-29

errr... not that i did it...

but, if you have signed upside down in your credit card, is it better to pay rs.100 and get a new card or continue signing upside down in all bills, till the card expires???


2012-03-29

'What do you do?' Castro asks the Pope...

Fidel is the man!!!

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2012-03-28

Capt. Gopinath's brilliance doesn't seem to be in starting an airline, but transferring it out at correct time to Mallya...

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2012-03-28

a recent achievement...

i made my father-in-law say 'Yes' to 4 of my questions, during my telephone call to him, yesterday...

P.S. now don't ask me what those questions were...


2012-03-26

"Gee Baby! Ain't I good to you?"

-Miss Tina Carlyle @ The Mask

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2012-03-26

sigh...

only a blessed few are lucky enough to get 'wrong calls' during boring meetings...


2012-03-24

TOI = CMGN

i am boycotting TOI...

never in my life i will read or support TOI...

-nvk

#News of TOI with regards to UN Resolution on Sri Lanka

"Chennai forces India to split from Asia, censure Sri Lanka"


2012-03-23

somethings can't be bought by money...

for everything else,

check your wifey's "List of wannabe's..."


2012-03-23

be careful, next week is 'கணவன்-மனைவி' வாரம் in Sun TV 11 PM movies...


2012-03-23

until i met my in-laws, i believed that MIB is a fiction...

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2012-03-23

"if no girl loves you, don't feel cursed...

it may be your future fiancee's prayer...", a friend to another friend in a TASMAC bar...

-my friend@phone-call...


2012-03-23

we will control black money - pratibha patil in parliament...

Mr. President, when will you stop controlling and start eliminating black money???

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2012-03-23

kids are dynamite...

from my balcony i waved to kids below...

kids cried, 'Hi, Karthik uncle...', immediately followed by 'Hi, Pooja didi...'

i peeked a little to find who Pooja was...

her husband was peeking out a lot to see who Karthik was...

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2012-03-22

don't rush to conclusions, about me, with my FB post... just call me and get confirmed... my number is 8756081523 + 1111111111... prefix the number with +91


2012-03-22

i don't do things which others can't do...

i just do things which others think to do but never spare time to do...


2012-03-22

per 'India TV', sun has already crossed Japan today...


2012-03-22

enjoying every line of 'Rocket Men' by Craig Nelson...

Buy, read and preserve...

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2012-03-22

i was married when a photo flash blinded my vision...


2012-03-22

red light do have special functions than other wavelengths... ask a lorry driver...


2012-03-22

light could indeed be bent, shrinked or expanded... just use prisms, convex or concave lens...


2012-03-22

without sun, we wouldn't have had sankatanti in north & pongal in south...


2012-03-22

without sun, we might have been rounding around Alpha Centauri...

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2012-03-22

y is god always represented by white light and that too from up???


2012-03-22

a sudden flash of a car's headlight could even scare a 'Godzilla'...

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2012-03-22

CFL may save power, but it has less luminosity than tubelight...


2012-03-22

was light invented or discovered??? what about 'bulb'???


2012-03-22

before light was invented what would have been used in comic strip to represent 'got an idea'...

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2012-03-22

i am thankful for edison, not for inventing light, but for the idea of putting it in a transparent glass... otherwise light would have been trapped in...

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2012-03-22

the world sometimes seems really round...

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2012-03-22

Carmina Burana - O Fortuna...

For last 30 min i was hearing this played again and again... Even closing the book i was reading... What a mesmerising powerful music!!!

In simple words, its the 'Old Spice' music...

André Rieu - O Fortuna (Carl Orff - Carmina Burana) 

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2012-03-20

guys... NASA has confirmed finding ice and water on moon...

NVK Tech Firm's travel advisory: Just carry Vodka and Chips on next trip...

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A comment from Parthiban Delli 

Vodka & Chips? You are still thinking in local level, man. One politician (Gingrich) in the US is proposing to build a complete Pub and Spa on Moon. He is running for President this year. You can call him Lalu

Gingrich pledges moon colony during presidency 

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2012-03-18

got up... had a tea... then brushed up and again had a tea... experienced no difference...

with this result, NVK Tech Firm confirms that brushing teeth is a wastage of resources and time...


2012-03-17

thought that i was only one out in the sun...

actually there are many...


2012-03-17

first half day sick leave of this year... travelling back home in this sun is even more tireding to me...


2012-03-11

FaceBook knew that 'The Wall' is going to retire...

Hence they replaced it with 'Timeline'...

-SMS@Nishant


2012-03-10

my next blog in Tamil...

https://nvkarthik.blogspot.com/2012/03/steady.html 


2012-03-10

when you go out dinner with wifey, she could say 'i like the food' - its an absolute statement... you shall not say 'i like the food' - wifey takes it as relative statement, a comparison with the the food she cook at home...


2012-03-10

at mumbai McDonalds, with Happy Meal, they are giving you two Doremons - as a water gun & as a clapper...

Go grab it...

Mine were already abducted by Harini and Manoj...


2012-03-10

'Tea-20' by Vinod Kumar S... Frog Books...


2012-03-09

meri bhains ko anda kyun maara???

#filmy


2012-03-09

he have to kill your name, before he could kill you...

#gladiator

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2012-03-08

hunger is a better waker than any available alarm clock in the market...


2012-03-07

i showed a list of famous cuisines to my mother-in-law...

she was looking keenly...

i asked, "what???"

she asked me back, "where is the address of my home???"

மாமியாரே... but உங்க நேர்மை எனக்கு புடிச்சிருக்கு...

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2012-03-06

i was under impression that excitements - sorrows or happiness or anger or hatredness - dissolve in alcohol...

Vijay Mallya proved that a complete airline can...

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2012-03-06

since last one week i have been asking this question to people whom i interact, "What is your passion?"
Many blinked and didn't have a clue...
Some gave wrong answers like "Money", "Position", or "Peaceful life"...
Those who answered clearly were artists - painters, singers, writers, etc...

Now check yourselves... What's your passion???