at mumbai McDonalds, with Happy Meal, they are giving you two Doremons - as a water gun & as a clapper...
Go grab it...
Mine were already abducted by Harini and Manoj...
'Tea-20' by Vinod Kumar S... Frog Books...
meri bhains ko anda kyun maara???
#filmy
he have to kill your name, before he could kill you...
#gladiator
hunger is a better waker than any available alarm clock in the market...
i showed a list of famous cuisines to my mother-in-law...
she was looking keenly...
i asked, "what???"
she asked me back, "where is the address of my home???"
மாமியாரே... but உங்க நேர்மை எனக்கு புடிச்சிருக்கு...
i was under impression that excitements - sorrows or happiness or anger or hatredness - dissolve in alcohol...
Vijay Mallya proved that a complete airline can...
since last one week i have been asking this question to people whom i interact, "What is your passion?"
Many blinked and didn't have a clue...
Some gave wrong answers like "Money", "Position", or "Peaceful life"...
Those who answered clearly were artists - painters, singers, writers, etc...
Now check yourselves... What's your passion???
washing cloths is no more tiring laborious job, but a best way to kill time...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
everyday, i am the last to get out of my home and the first to get in...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
not able to invite anyone home for a coffee / dinner...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
every doll has battery with full charge...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
3BHK used to be insufficient...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
my house used to be the noicyest house in my locality...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
i used be happy that my in-laws are faaar from my place...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
there are more souls in southern part of India that worry about me...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
i select my dress, all by myself...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
having ice creams and pani poories, these days, with one of my (boy) friend Devesh...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
i have never yelled anyone out of my bathroom in last 3 months...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
6 days now...
and my paycheck is still intact...
i miss my family...
#pasalai
when i see a clean room, neat bundle of paper, full control of TV and everything in order, i miss my family...
#pasalai
when i see beautiful women, i miss my bachelorhood...
when i see kids, i miss Sasi...
had a full length swing, rope walk, slides and see-saw with other kids at the park...
feel more mature now...
went to park y'day...
people were more keen in capturing their happy moments on camera; than enjoying those happy moments...
i can endure Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu not because of Drew Barrymore; but because Sasi is still not back home...
independent studies by NVK Tech Firm shows that driving a car with girlfriend / wifey leads to hearing impairment of left side of the ear in India, UK, etc...
and right ear in case of US, etc...
as a part of routine fun, i transferred Sasi's mobile calls to her own number...
now i end up explaining why my mobile was busy entire of yesterday... even in the middle of night 1 PM...
india may be divided by so many things... but we are ultimately united by...
movie heroines...
went to haircut... the barber swirled the rolling chair so much that at one point i started to see my back... for a split second i was shocked, but then relieved that i saw my back in opposite mirror...
grammatically 'marriage' may be a word... ok, right... but its actually a sentence...
where do you find the most beautiful women?
in cinemas??? No...
on ramp shows??? No No....
inside women's college??? Certainly not...
you will find them in your marriage album... standing next to your wife...
after a couple of channel surfing, i have settled to Zstudio...
#SavingPrivateRyan
thought of watching sun tv and sleep... man, there is a horror movie...
i am scared...
i can sit silently for hours... but some lady has to keep commanding me through the entire time...
you see... i am trained for this...
when will he realise that purchasing power has nothing to do with cosmetics...
#oodal
fine, ink pens may be best with regard to writing... but they are worst with regard to washing...
#oodal
i don't understand Tupperware... i am not concerned on what its made of... i am just concerned about what is packed inside it...
#oodal
if he is soo clever why don't he just understand the benefits of Tupperware...
#oodal
he feels that 26 year old Dr. Vaishali Shah is more experienced in curing fever, than the 48 year old Dr. Ramesh Powar...
#oodal
why does he want to convince me that Sonia Shenoy is a great market analyst???
frankly, he never made a penny in share...
#oodal
he doesn't ask me of what i have in my handbag...
and i don't ask him of what he has in his office bag...
#oodal
why is his SMS inbox and outbox always empty???
#oodal
why does he keep his SMS alerts in silent mode???
#oodal
why does he never gets time to change his marriage status, in FB, as 'married'...
#oodal
he believes that football popularity would be doubled, if society scraps marriage system...
#oodal
he is always keen to invite my friends for dinner... atleast until they are married...
#oodal
he thinks he knows everything... i know that...
#oodal
he believes that i can read his mind... and in a way, its true...
#oodal
he watches the movie 'Fashion' just because the screen play is great and not for anything else...
#oodal